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Old 02-17-2006, 04:19 AM  
Paul Markham
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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