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Woody Allen Quotes:
"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman."
"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
"Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night."
"I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher. They are going to make a board game out of it."
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."
"The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers."
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
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