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FreeHugeMovies · 08-05-2005, 08:13 PM

What is the worst excuse a girl has given you for not giving you a blowjob? I recently was told

"I?m trying to heal my skin" with a straight face.

Does anyone have a quote that can beat that?

chowda · 08-05-2005, 08:16 PM

"I cant insert anything in there"

LittleMack · 08-05-2005, 08:18 PM

"my mouth doesn't open that far"

Murderous · 08-05-2005, 08:18 PM

"I don't do that"

BULLSHIT YOU CUMEATING FUCKFACE!

heywood · 08-05-2005, 08:18 PM

"only dirty girls do that"

Pussy · 08-05-2005, 08:19 PM

"semen eats the lining of the stomach"

FreeHugeMovies · 08-05-2005, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pussy

"semen eats the lining of the stomach"

fusionx · 08-05-2005, 08:21 PM

I already flossed, thanks..

Spunky · 08-05-2005, 08:25 PM

Your balls smell like old cheese

siccmade · 08-05-2005, 08:26 PM

"it leaks"

tungsten · 08-05-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pussy

"semen eats the lining of the stomach"

thats a good one

Tom_PM · 08-05-2005, 08:39 PM

"My face is still sore from earlier"

Daen · 08-05-2005, 08:42 PM

"My mouth is too sore from fire breathing last night."

bdld · 08-05-2005, 08:52 PM

i'll give you herpes

Triple 6 · 08-05-2005, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

What is the worst excuse a girl has given you for not giving you a blowjob? I recently was told

"I?m trying to heal my skin" with a straight face.

Does anyone have a quote that can beat that?

no.

you win.

Sneezy · 08-05-2005, 08:57 PM

sorry, (she sticks out her tongue) papercut.....

Digibucks · 08-05-2005, 10:54 PM

" i have blisters that's hurting me "

Evil1 · 08-05-2005, 11:03 PM

"thats not ladylike", but the second you bust out a tube of asstroglide, the same chick has her pants off and her asscheeks spread.

SilverTab · 08-05-2005, 11:04 PM

"Your massive love-muscle can't fit in my mouth"

I get that all the time

Dalai lama · 08-05-2005, 11:24 PM

''I dont to suck you off because you're in porn and see pornstars do it right all day long''

And yes I did got this too my head

Antonio · 08-06-2005, 04:08 AM

"screw that, just fuck me in the ass"

VicD · 08-06-2005, 04:12 AM

no excuses, just suck my dick, bitch!

Manowar · 08-06-2005, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pussy

"semen eats the lining of the stomach"

Realpascal · 08-06-2005, 04:15 AM

"But you pee with that.."

Doc911 · 08-06-2005, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleMack

"my mouth doesn't open that far"

I've heard that once. silly girl I had to show her it did.

brilsmurf · 08-06-2005, 04:35 AM

lol man, those women are good in finding things out

Ross · 08-06-2005, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade

"it leaks"

Yeah!

xclusive · 08-06-2005, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

What is the worst excuse a girl has given you for not giving you a blowjob? I recently was told

"Ihahaha8217;m trying to heal my skin" with a straight face.

Does anyone have a quote that can beat that?

lol what did you say?

SinisterStudios · 08-06-2005, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Realpascal

"But you pee with that.."

I have had that one said to me before, so i said to her no prob but i cant lick that because you pee and bleed out of that.

Scott McD · 08-06-2005, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

"screw that, just fuck me in the ass"

georgeyw · 08-06-2005, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murderous

"I don't do that"

BULLSHIT YOU CUMEATING FUCKFACE!

Now come here and clean up my keyboard. Spat my cuppa all over it when i read that!

nice call

SGS · 08-06-2005, 05:01 AM

?I?ll suck yours if you suck mine??

Satisfaction · 08-06-2005, 07:19 AM

lmao... keep em coming.. this is funny shit!

Deej · 08-06-2005, 08:51 AM

"hold on, let me finish him first"....i deciphered that from gargling gagging noises.... :D

and anoter quote i found amusing and terrifying at the same time....

"wow, your bigger than my fiancee"

Dalai lama · 08-06-2005, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

"screw that, just fuck me in the ass"

that's no excuse, that's being honest

tristan_D · 08-07-2005, 05:48 PM

she burps and then says "thanks, but I'm full."

MR2raymond · 08-07-2005, 06:27 PM

hehehe funny topic lol

HDADULT · 08-07-2005, 07:12 PM

"I dont want you to get into an accident!"

Sam Granger · 08-07-2005, 07:17 PM

"I can't find it"

reed_4 · 08-07-2005, 07:41 PM

"i don't do that"

pubenemy · 08-07-2005, 07:47 PM

Not tonight, I have a headache...

FreeHugeMovies · 08-07-2005, 07:54 PM

Bump Bump

PixeLs · 08-08-2005, 02:07 AM

I got tonsilitis.

blazin · 08-08-2005, 02:12 AM

"I can't... I got toothache...."

2257-Ben · 08-08-2005, 02:25 AM

I've got a highly developed gag reflex...

je_rome · 08-08-2005, 02:46 AM

haha! really funny topic here! especially the "i don't do that" line. lol

Jay_StandAhead · 08-08-2005, 02:58 AM

"I'm lazy tonight"

to which I replied, "fine, I won't fuck you then" I won

Godsmack · 08-08-2005, 03:32 AM

"i'm a muslim, i don't eat pork"

FreeHugeMovies · 02-16-2006, 07:53 PM

I just was told another excuse tonight.

Spunky · 02-16-2006, 07:56 PM

I hate when you pull my ears when you cum

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