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  • FreeHugeMovies
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    • Dec 2001
    • 14141
    #1

    Worst Excuse for not giving a BJ?

    What is the worst excuse a girl has given you for not giving you a blowjob? I recently was told

    "I?m trying to heal my skin" with a straight face.

    Does anyone have a quote that can beat that?
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    • chowda
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        • LittleMack
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          • Oct 2003
          • 4645
          #3
          "my mouth doesn't open that far"
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            • Murderous
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              • Oct 2003
              • 3938
              #4
              "I don't do that"

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                • heywood
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                  • Jun 2003
                  • 468
                  #5
                  "only dirty girls do that"

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                    • Pussy
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                        • FreeHugeMovies
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                          • Dec 2001
                          • 14141
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Pussy
                          "semen eats the lining of the stomach"

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                            • fusionx
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                              • Nov 2003
                              • 4618
                              #8
                              I already flossed, thanks..

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                                    • siccmade
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 1641
                                      #10
                                      "it leaks"
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                                        • tungsten
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                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 10579
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Pussy
                                          "semen eats the lining of the stomach"
                                          thats a good one
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                                                • Daen
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                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 177
                                                  #13
                                                  "My mouth is too sore from fire breathing last night."

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                                                        • Triple 6
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
                                                          What is the worst excuse a girl has given you for not giving you a blowjob? I recently was told

                                                          "I?m trying to heal my skin" with a straight face.

                                                          Does anyone have a quote that can beat that?

                                                          no.


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                                                            • Sneezy
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                                                              • Jul 2002
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                                                              #16
                                                              sorry, (she sticks out her tongue) papercut.....

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                                                                    • Evil1
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                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • SilverTab
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                                                                          • Nov 2001
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          "Your massive love-muscle can't fit in my mouth"

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                                                                            • Dalai lama
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                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 16540
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • Antonio
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                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                  • 14136
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  "screw that, just fuck me in the ass"

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                                                                                    • VicD
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                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                      • 13245
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      no excuses, just suck my dick, bitch!

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                                                                                        • Manowar
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                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                          • 71528
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Pussy
                                                                                          "semen eats the lining of the stomach"

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                                                                                            • Realpascal
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                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                              • 2119
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              "But you pee with that.."
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                                                                                                • Doc911
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 3695
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by LittleMack
                                                                                                  "my mouth doesn't open that far"
                                                                                                  I've heard that once. silly girl I had to show her it did.


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                                                                                                    • brilsmurf
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      lol man, those women are good in finding things out
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                                                                                                        • Ross
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                                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                                          • 18874
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by siccmade
                                                                                                          "it leaks"
                                                                                                          Yeah!

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                                                                                                            • xclusive
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                                              • 35218
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
                                                                                                              What is the worst excuse a girl has given you for not giving you a blowjob? I recently was told

                                                                                                              "Ihahaha8217;m trying to heal my skin" with a straight face.

                                                                                                              Does anyone have a quote that can beat that?
                                                                                                              lol what did you say?

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                                                                                                                • SinisterStudios
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Realpascal
                                                                                                                  "But you pee with that.."
                                                                                                                  I have had that one said to me before, so i said to her no prob but i cant lick that because you pee and bleed out of that.
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                                                                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Antonio
                                                                                                                      "screw that, just fuck me in the ass"


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                                                                                                                        • georgeyw
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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                          • 9865
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Murderous
                                                                                                                          "I don't do that"

                                                                                                                          BULLSHIT YOU CUMEATING FUCKFACE!


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                                                                                                                            • SGS
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                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      "hold on, let me finish him first"....i deciphered that from gargling gagging noises.... :D

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                                                                                                                                        • Dalai lama
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                                                                                                                                          • 16540
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Antonio
                                                                                                                                          "screw that, just fuck me in the ass"
                                                                                                                                          that's no excuse, that's being honest

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                                                                                                                                            • tristan_D
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                                                                                                                                              she burps and then says "thanks, but I'm full."
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                                                                                                                                                  hehehe funny topic lol
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                                                                                                                                                              "i don't do that"

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                                                                                                                                                                    • FreeHugeMovies
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
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                                                                                                                                                                          I got tonsilitis.

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                                                                                                                                                                              "I can't... I got toothache...."
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                                                                                                                                                                                      haha! really funny topic here! especially the "i don't do that" line. lol
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                                                                                                                                                                                          "I'm lazy tonight"

                                                                                                                                                                                          to which I replied, "fine, I won't fuck you then" I won

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                                                                                                                                                                                              "i'm a muslim, i don't eat pork"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • FreeHugeMovies
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I just was told another excuse tonight.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      I hate when you pull my ears when you cum

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