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FreeHugeMovies 08-05-2005 08:13 PM
Worst Excuse for not giving a BJ?
 
What is the worst excuse a girl has given you for not giving you a blowjob? I recently was told

"I?m trying to heal my skin" with a straight face.

Does anyone have a quote that can beat that?

chowda 08-05-2005 08:16 PM
"I cant insert anything in there"

LittleMack 08-05-2005 08:18 PM
"my mouth doesn't open that far"

Murderous 08-05-2005 08:18 PM
"I don't do that"

BULLSHIT YOU CUMEATING FUCKFACE!

heywood 08-05-2005 08:18 PM
"only dirty girls do that"

Pussy 08-05-2005 08:19 PM
"semen eats the lining of the stomach"

FreeHugeMovies 08-05-2005 08:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pussy
"semen eats the lining of the stomach"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fusionx 08-05-2005 08:21 PM
I already flossed, thanks.. :Oh crap

Spunky 08-05-2005 08:25 PM
Your balls smell like old cheese :(

siccmade 08-05-2005 08:26 PM
"it leaks"

tungsten 08-05-2005 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pussy
"semen eats the lining of the stomach"
thats a good one :1orglaugh

Tom_PM 08-05-2005 08:39 PM
"My face is still sore from earlier"

Daen 08-05-2005 08:42 PM
"My mouth is too sore from fire breathing last night."

bdld 08-05-2005 08:52 PM
i'll give you herpes

Triple 6 08-05-2005 08:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies
What is the worst excuse a girl has given you for not giving you a blowjob? I recently was told

"I?m trying to heal my skin" with a straight face.

Does anyone have a quote that can beat that?

no.


you win.

Sneezy 08-05-2005 08:57 PM
sorry, (she sticks out her tongue) papercut.....

Digibucks 08-05-2005 10:54 PM
" i have blisters that's hurting me "

Evil1 08-05-2005 11:03 PM
"thats not ladylike", but the second you bust out a tube of asstroglide, the same chick has her pants off and her asscheeks spread.

SilverTab 08-05-2005 11:04 PM
"Your massive love-muscle can't fit in my mouth"

I get that all the time :(

Dalai lama 08-05-2005 11:24 PM
''I dont to suck you off because you're in porn and see pornstars do it right all day long''

And yes I did got this too my head :1orglaugh

Antonio 08-06-2005 04:08 AM
"screw that, just fuck me in the ass"

VicD 08-06-2005 04:12 AM
no excuses, just suck my dick, bitch! :winkwink:

Manowar 08-06-2005 04:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pussy
"semen eats the lining of the stomach"
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Realpascal 08-06-2005 04:15 AM
"But you pee with that.."

Doc911 08-06-2005 04:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleMack
"my mouth doesn't open that far"
I've heard that once. silly girl I had to show her it did.

brilsmurf 08-06-2005 04:35 AM
lol man, those women are good in finding things out

Ross 08-06-2005 04:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by siccmade
"it leaks"
Yeah! :1orglaugh

xclusive 08-06-2005 04:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies
What is the worst excuse a girl has given you for not giving you a blowjob? I recently was told

"Ihahaha8217;m trying to heal my skin" with a straight face.

Does anyone have a quote that can beat that?
lol what did you say?

SinisterStudios 08-06-2005 04:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Realpascal
"But you pee with that.."
I have had that one said to me before, so i said to her no prob but i cant lick that because you pee and bleed out of that. :upsidedow

Scott McD 08-06-2005 04:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antonio
"screw that, just fuck me in the ass"
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

georgeyw 08-06-2005 04:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Murderous
"I don't do that"

BULLSHIT YOU CUMEATING FUCKFACE!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Now come here and clean up my keyboard. Spat my cuppa all over it when i read that!

nice call

SGS 08-06-2005 05:01 AM
?I?ll suck yours if you suck mine?? :(

Satisfaction 08-06-2005 07:19 AM
lmao... keep em coming.. this is funny shit!

Deej 08-06-2005 08:51 AM
"hold on, let me finish him first"....i deciphered that from gargling gagging noises.... :D

and anoter quote i found amusing and terrifying at the same time....

"wow, your bigger than my fiancee"

Dalai lama 08-06-2005 08:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antonio
"screw that, just fuck me in the ass"
that's no excuse, that's being honest :winkwink:

tristan_D 08-07-2005 05:48 PM
she burps and then says "thanks, but I'm full."

MR2raymond 08-07-2005 06:27 PM
hehehe funny topic lol

HDADULT 08-07-2005 07:12 PM
"I dont want you to get into an accident!"

Sam Granger 08-07-2005 07:17 PM
"I can't find it"

reed_4 08-07-2005 07:41 PM
"i don't do that"

pubenemy 08-07-2005 07:47 PM
Not tonight, I have a headache...

FreeHugeMovies 08-07-2005 07:54 PM
Bump Bump

PixeLs 08-08-2005 02:07 AM
I got tonsilitis.

blazin 08-08-2005 02:12 AM
"I can't... I got toothache...."

2257-Ben 08-08-2005 02:25 AM
I've got a highly developed gag reflex...

je_rome 08-08-2005 02:46 AM
haha! really funny topic here! especially the "i don't do that" line. lol

Jay_StandAhead 08-08-2005 02:58 AM
"I'm lazy tonight"

to which I replied, "fine, I won't fuck you then" I won :)

Godsmack 08-08-2005 03:32 AM
"i'm a muslim, i don't eat pork"

FreeHugeMovies 02-16-2006 07:53 PM
I just was told another excuse tonight.

Spunky 02-16-2006 07:56 PM
I hate when you pull my ears when you cum


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