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2HousePlague · 02-16-2006, 01:24 PM

OMFG, this has had me laughing continuously for about an hour now...

http://humor.2houseplague.com/post/B...e-Dumb-on-Land

A must read --

seeric · 02-16-2006, 01:25 PM

do they think that maybe its because they're FUCKING FISH!!!!!!

ROFL

jonesy · 02-16-2006, 01:30 PM

visit dade county/miami. you'll think your not in the continental united states.

2HousePlague · 02-16-2006, 01:36 PM

"Dolphins have a reputation for being excellent communicators, but our study group returned only 3 unintelligible responses:

1. Labored Wheezing

2. A barrage of shrieks

3. A shrill distressed scream..."

http://humor.2houseplague.com/post/i...s-part-two.jpg

StuartD · 02-16-2006, 01:37 PM

Funny, humans are much less intelligent under water as well. Strange how not being able to breathe affects the mind like that.

Honez · 02-16-2006, 01:40 PM

OMG!!!

pornguy · 02-16-2006, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

Funny, humans are much less intelligent under water as well. Strange how not being able to breathe affects the mind like that.

actually dolphins breathe air. But even if you could breathe underwater, your skills of speech would be a bit limited. Look what happens to humans in space.

StuartD · 02-16-2006, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

actually dolphins breathe air. But even if you could breathe underwater, your skills of speech would be a bit limited. Look what happens to humans in space.

I know that, as do whales... but they still can't survive out of water.

2HousePlague · 02-16-2006, 01:49 PM

I know that, as do whales... but they still can't survive out of water.

Global Warming -- hmmm --

Manowar · 02-16-2006, 01:54 PM

hahaha awesome!

G-Rotica · 02-16-2006, 02:39 PM

And scientist are supposed to be smart...

8 Characters · 02-16-2006, 03:00 PM

Get a real job, you damn 'scientists' ...

Jay · 02-16-2006, 03:06 PM

I suspect whom ever did that study is not so intelligent on land,...or any where else for that matter...

2HousePlague · 02-16-2006, 03:23 PM

I suspect whom ever did that study is not so intelligent on land,...or any where else for that matter...

Well, don't judge them too harshly. They had a good run.

The dolphins musta been thinking...

"Hmmm, when these cities are all flooded, that "sports stadium" will make a good playground for baby dolphins..."

GatorB · 02-16-2006, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

do they think that maybe its because they're FUCKING FISH!!!!!!

ROFL

Dolphins are actually MAMALS like humans dumbass

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

I know that, as do whales... but they still can't survive out of water.

That has everything to do with their weight.

LittleMack · 02-16-2006, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

Funny, humans are much less intelligent under water as well. Strange how not being able to breathe affects the mind like that.

Thats funny

2HousePlague · 02-16-2006, 03:29 PM

Dolphins are actually MAMALS like humans dumbass

That has everything to do with their weight.

lol -- I did NOT post that -- only the global warming bit. But it's hard to tell cuz my formatting priviliges (even blockquote -- wtf) have been suspended. lol -- i am such a fish outta water

GatorB · 02-16-2006, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

lol -- I did NOT post that -- only the global warming bit. But it's hard to tell cuz my formatting priviliges (even blockquote -- wtf) have been suspended. lol -- i am such a fish outta water

Or a dolphin as the case may be.

2HousePlague · 02-16-2006, 04:00 PM

QUOTE

Or a dolphin as the case may be.

ENDQUOTE

I must suppress my instinctive answer, because it would make too many monitors shatter --

http://myfishysite.vegard2.no/mermai...ash371x350.jpg

ajapub · 02-16-2006, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

Funny, humans are much less intelligent under water as well. Strange how not being able to breathe affects the mind like that.

I was thinking the same thing, although dolphins are air-breaters. How are dolphins supposed to communicate with their sonar on dry land? Humans have the tendency of anthropomorphizing everything.

nadanada · 02-16-2006, 04:31 PM

So long, and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all, but, oh, dear
You may not share out intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that grow around you
So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!

The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!

If I had just one last wish
I would like a tasty fish!

If we could just change one thing
We would all have learnt to sing!
Come one and all
Man and mammal
Side by side
In life's great gene pool!

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks for all the fish!

2HousePlague · 02-16-2006, 04:42 PM

http://linguistlist.org/issues/6/6-88.html

DamageX · 02-16-2006, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

do they think that maybe its because they're FUCKING FISH!!!!!!

ROFL

You either mean that dolphins fuck fish, or that they are fish. Either way, the above reply is even stupider than that test.

2HousePlague · 02-16-2006, 05:50 PM

Though most scientists and many laypeople acknowledge Global Warming, there is considerable debate over its effects and the timing of those effects. As usual, it's a lot easier not to care and not to act, because you don't have the data with which to answer the questions.

Will the Earth be flooded?

When will the the Earth be flooded?

How much of the Earth will be flooded?

All these questions are hard to answer, especially when no one wants to answer them or see them answered.

A more practical set of questions comes from taking a look at who is in control of the Dams and the Dykes --

Self-fulfilling prophecy, inescapbale scientific fact or just a nutty rant? You decide --

One things for sure, any of you who own "bait and tackle" shops are in a position to retool quickly and become communications services companies --

-- this industry may be short-lived, but very, very vigorous!

http://optimusfilms.20m.com/directors/james/w.abyss.jpg

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2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	I suspect whom ever did that study is not so intelligent on land,...or any where else for that matter... Well, don't judge them too harshly. They had a good run. The dolphins musta been thinking... "Hmmm, when these cities are all flooded, that "sports stadium" will make a good playground for baby dolphins..." __________________ tada!

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2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Dolphins are actually MAMALS like humans dumbass That has everything to do with their weight. lol -- I did NOT post that -- only the global warming bit. But it's hard to tell cuz my formatting priviliges (even blockquote -- wtf) have been suspended. lol -- i am such a fish outta water __________________ tada!

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2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	QUOTE Or a dolphin as the case may be. ENDQUOTE I must suppress my instinctive answer, because it would make too many monitors shatter -- http://myfishysite.vegard2.no/mermai...ash371x350.jpg __________________ tada!

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nadanada Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: hiya Posts: 330	So long, and thanks for all the fish So sad that it should come to this We tried to warn you all, but, oh, dear You may not share out intellect Which might explain your disrespect For all the natural wonders that grow around you So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish! The world's about to be destroyed There's no point getting all annoyed Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you Despite those nets of tuna fleets We thought that most of you were sweet Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish! If I had just one last wish I would like a tasty fish! If we could just change one thing We would all have learnt to sing! Come one and all Man and mammal Side by side In life's great gene pool! So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long and thanks for all the fish! __________________

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02-16-2006, 05:50 PM	#24
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Though most scientists and many laypeople acknowledge Global Warming, there is considerable debate over its effects and the timing of those effects. As usual, it's a lot easier not to care and not to act, because you don't have the data with which to answer the questions. Will the Earth be flooded? When will the the Earth be flooded? How much of the Earth will be flooded? All these questions are hard to answer, especially when no one wants to answer them or see them answered. A more practical set of questions comes from taking a look at who is in control of the Dams and the Dykes -- Self-fulfilling prophecy, inescapbale scientific fact or just a nutty rant? You decide -- One things for sure, any of you who own "bait and tackle" shops are in a position to retool quickly and become communications services companies -- -- this industry may be short-lived, but very, very vigorous! http://optimusfilms.20m.com/directors/james/w.abyss.jpg __________________ tada!