The best way to give a girl an orgasm? - GoFuckYourself.com

Brut · 04-19-2002, 04:06 PM

They say everything comes with practice, and I'm sure it does, but some things are not so easily practiced at. Now practicing and searching for the best way to give your girl an orgasm have to be one of the better projects to undertake, but if i were a girl, i would get bored of some freak playing with me, and not knowing how to do anything.

Actually, on a side note, girls have the easiest job in the world. Girls usually suck bigtime in bed. Not to offend anyone, but what can be easier than giving a guy the (not-so-big) O? All you have to do is provide a wet, warm and somewhat tight hole (usually pussy or mouth), and spread your legs.

While us guys, on the other hand, have the insane job of understanding exactly where and how you want to be touched. If it's too much, then you get all sensitive, and if its to little, you dont feel a thing. Giving a girl the (big) O requires precition, time and timing. And yet, they complain about us guys sucking in bed?

So point, anyone have some good advanced tips for the big female O?

Amputate Your Head · 04-19-2002, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Brut
So point, anyone have some good advanced tips for the big female O?

Let me fuck her.... I always take care 'o my bitches....

FATPad · 04-19-2002, 04:12 PM

I see you read the first chapter of your brother's Guide To Marketing Yourself.

Allison · 04-19-2002, 04:12 PM

Yeah Brut... Join our site

http://www.successwithgirls.com/h-1main.html

~~Alli

Brut · 04-19-2002, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
I see you read the first chapter of your brother's Guide To Marketing Yourself.

I wrote the first chapter of his book

Corona · 04-19-2002, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Brut
the best way to give your girl an orgasm

Give her the VISA and turn her loose in Nordstrom.

DigitalPimpShit · 04-19-2002, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Corona

Give her the VISA and turn her loose in Nordstrom.

I was gonna say buy her jewelry..lol

Fletch XXX · 04-19-2002, 04:22 PM

Marketing what? Neither of them have a site or anything to seem they are promoting.

post bot. hahaha

Allison · 04-19-2002, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Corona

Give her the VISA and turn her loose in Nordstrom.

A vibrating VISA would be good too;)

FATPad · 04-19-2002, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Marketing what? Neither of them have a site or anything to seem they are promoting.

post bot. hahaha

They're marketing themselves. To the adult webmaster community. Didn't you read Metaform's post?

When I'm in the market for a goofy clown who talks too much I know where I'm heading...

Pipecrew · 04-19-2002, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad

They're marketing themselves. To the adult webmaster community. Didn't you read Metaform's post?

When I'm in the market for a goofy clown who talks too much I know where I'm heading...

Too true.... I bet if you add up his popularity and his brothers, you could probably exchange it for a happy meal at mcdonalds

Snake Doctor · 04-19-2002, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by Allison

A vibrating VISA would be good too;)

ROFL.....

Yeah, a vibrating VISA platinum. Guaranteed to give her muliple orgasms every time

kmanrox · 04-19-2002, 04:30 PM

the best way?

simply NOT be in her room =)

Fletch XXX · 04-19-2002, 04:32 PM

Saw this in another thread, yeah your brothers popular alright hahaha...

Among the guys who like guys hehehe

<img src=http://cybersluts.fnpsites.com/AaronMetaSpa.jpg>

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=57440

But then again, this type of reputation or is it marketing, is what your brother wanted hahaha...

This after all is only the beginning of his and your success hehehe...

funny pic though,...

hollywood · 04-19-2002, 04:35 PM

Alli - just where the hell are you going to stick a vibrating VISA?

Brut - you sound like you're having some issues bro... Alli sounds like she's willing to let you practice a few things.. just chalk it up to a sport fuck and call it a day;-)

haha

FiReC · 04-19-2002, 04:41 PM

utilize both g spots foo

Allison · 04-19-2002, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hollywood
Alli - just where the hell are you going to stick a vibrating VISA?

haha

Well, I have an idea now where I can stick it ;) LOL

Fletch XXX · 04-19-2002, 04:50 PM

If I read that image correctly too, it says your brother gives hand jobs for content? hmm... is this true?

hahaha, actually Meta - brut, I have nothing against either of you man, have fun, this board is and should be for fun...

DigitalPimpShit · 04-19-2002, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Saw this in another thread, yeah your brothers popular alright hahaha...

Among the guys who like guys hehehe

<img src=http://cybersluts.fnpsites.com/AaronMetaSpa.jpg>

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=57440

But then again, this type of reputation or is it marketing, is what your brother wanted hahaha...

This after all is only the beginning of his and your success hehehe...

funny pic though,...

lol..I hope Aaron doesn't get mad at me about that one..

jimmy3way · 04-19-2002, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Allison
Yeah Brut... Join our site

http://www.successwithgirls.com/h-1main.html

~~Alli

I wrote almost this entire book...maybe it was the other one.

DigitalPimpShit · 04-19-2002, 05:02 PM

Also Fletch..I think you are the first person to figure out that is Meta in there

McSpike · 04-19-2002, 05:05 PM

oh man I could write a book on this too

P.S.: What is O?

-- McSpike --

Fletch XXX · 04-19-2002, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by DigitalPimpShit
Also Fletch..I think you are the first person to figure out that is Meta in there

I watch everyone, really close, stay on your toes, the Overmind is always watching...

yeah I remember his "this is me on my ninja" post...

DigitalPimpShit · 04-19-2002, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

yeah I remember his "this is me on my ninja" post...

LMAO...

jimmy3way · 04-19-2002, 05:14 PM

You wanna give a girl the big O there are two simple tricks you have to learn.

One is called the Dirty Sanchez and the other is called the Donkey Punch.

These are like the Wax On-Wax Off and Paint Fence of sex. Just master them and you will be a black belt in no time.

Fletch XXX · 04-19-2002, 05:17 PM

If you guys only really knew what a Superbooger is, we started giving them to chicks back in college, I dont know if I wanna share it with the board yet,... maybe I will soon, new post... hmm....

Nah, the suspense is worth more than the revealing...

Although, a "Rusty Trombone" is always better than a "Dirty Sanchez", and by far if any of you ever "Chili-Dogged" a girl you KNOW its much more rewarding than a Dirty Sanchez, thats just a popular one.

hahaha

Sly_RJ · 04-19-2002, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brut
Girls usually suck bigtime in bed.

That's what your brother is for.

Pipecrew · 04-19-2002, 05:22 PM

share the tricks fletch... too lazy to look them up, i dont get intrigued often

jimmy3way · 04-19-2002, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
If you guys only really knew what a Superbooger is

A proper Superbooger requires pulling out, while a passable Dirty Sanchez can be performed with fuill inserrtion...if you have long arms.

Allison · 04-19-2002, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way
You wanna give a girl the big O there are two simple tricks you have to learn.

One is called the Dirty Sanchez and the other is called the Donkey Punch.

These are like the Wax On-Wax Off and Paint Fence of sex. Just master them and you will be a black belt in no time.

Is the donkey punch much different from the donkey slap? are they the same thing one with a slap and the other with the punch or 2 completely different things?

Brut · 04-19-2002, 05:58 PM

All of these replies, and not one of them answer the question. This board truly is amazing

And no, I'm not marketing myself - I'm simply asking a question. But nice guess ;)

boneprone · 04-19-2002, 06:01 PM

Tam · 04-19-2002, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brut
They say everything comes with practice, and I'm sure it does, but some things are not so easily practiced at. Now practicing and searching for the best way to give your girl an orgasm have to be one of the better projects to undertake, but if i were a girl, i would get bored of some freak playing with me, and not knowing how to do anything.

Actually, on a side note, girls have the easiest job in the world. Girls usually suck bigtime in bed. Not to offend anyone, but what can be easier than giving a guy the (not-so-big) O? All you have to do is provide a wet, warm and somewhat tight hole (usually pussy or mouth), and spread your legs.

While us guys, on the other hand, have the insane job of understanding exactly where and how you want to be touched. If it's too much, then you get all sensitive, and if its to little, you dont feel a thing. Giving a girl the (big) O requires precition, time and timing. And yet, they complain about us guys sucking in bed?

So point, anyone have some good advanced tips for the big female O?

All I can say is that if you bitch and moan as much in bed as you did in this post then you better do more than read the books........ you better go to Rent-A-Man.com and find her a REAL man that knows where that "spot" is and then be able to REACH that spot.................. it's not fucking rocket science here deary........ LMAO

Uncle Vinny · 04-19-2002, 07:55 PM

Who cares?

XXXPaysiteDesign · 04-19-2002, 08:00 PM

I just stick it in. Its large and long so she cums everytime. Pretty simple huh?

My only problem is cumming before she does, when I do that I gotta keep going on a partially limp dick and that aint fun

redshift · 04-19-2002, 08:25 PM

bring your girl to me and I can show you how to make her scream my name

be sure to take good notes

jojojo · 04-19-2002, 11:29 PM

Someone please help this poor boy out...

A woman has 2 kinds of orgasms a clitoral or a vaginal.

You give her a vaginal orgasm though fucking her - most women can't have orgasms this way.

The second way is the clitoral orgasm which you acheive by rubbing/licking/whatever her clit in a way that she (just look up) and then KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL SHE CUMS! Sounds too easy eh? Well the hard part is most girls take 5-25 mins - and most in the upper part of that range so you better have some patience!

and you have better chances at giving her the clitoral one because she would already have had a vaginal one by now from fucking her...

good luck

I need a smoke :^)-~

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-19-2002, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jojojo
Someone please help this poor boy out...

A woman has 2 kinds of orgasms a clitoral or a vaginal.

You give her a vaginal orgasm though fucking her - most women can't have orgasms this way.

The second way is the clitoral orgasm which you acheive by rubbing/licking/whatever her clit in a way that she (just look up) and then KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL SHE CUMS! Sounds too easy eh? Well the hard part is most girls take 5-25 mins - and most in the upper part of that range so you better have some patience!

and you have better chances at giving her the clitoral one because she would already have had a vaginal one by now from fucking her...

good luck

I need a smoke :^)-~

tekart · 04-19-2002, 11:49 PM

You ask "The best way to give a girl an orgasm? "

Plain and simple...

When you're down there...doing the 'do'...and ya start to hear her 'moan'...keep at it....if she says words like 'oh shit yes!' or 'oh baby! Oh Baby!'...whatever it is you're doing...do it faster...

The "The ultimate High' comes (when you know you're doing it right)...when she 'arches' her butt off the bed, while at the same time, she grips the sheets so damn tight, that her hands turn white from lack of blood flow...when she grabs the back of your head and screams..."I want to be taken to your leader!"

money4all · 04-20-2002, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redshift
bring your girl to me and I can show you how to make her scream my name

be sure to take good notes

MetaformX · 04-20-2002, 12:23 AM

Brut, why you gotta go and emberrass me like this on a public board? huh? what kind of question is this you little fucker? I have a reputation to uphold on this board.

MetaformX · 04-20-2002, 12:25 AM

oh, and due to popular demand
here is my guide to marketing book. Just finished it 8)
enjoy

Fletch XXX · 04-20-2002, 12:32 AM

Jimmy3way: Sorry bro, you have NO idea what a Superbooger is... http://www.superbooger.com

I made it up, how would you know, I have never told anyone but the few guys who I went to college with and we used to give them to girls and take pics...

Dont play like you know.

And Meta: If youre gonna write a book, or take an attempt at making a book graphic, its "renowned" not "renown" it would be past tense of the legal definition...

renowned

\Re*nowned"\ (r?-nound"), a. Famous; celebrated for great achievements, or for grandeur; eminent; as, a renowned king

You my friend, are none of these... ;) Other than the great hand jobs I heard you give for content?

FlyingIguana · 04-20-2002, 12:33 AM

best way to give your girl an orgasm is to send her to me

MetaformX · 04-20-2002, 12:36 AM

Fuck!
Fletch, thanx for pointing out that little error. Ill have my publisher make the correction before the book becomes a best seller

4Pics · 04-20-2002, 12:52 AM

When she's ready to scream call out a x-girlfriends name. Report back how that works out for ya.

ADIDAS · 04-20-2002, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brut
They say everything comes with practice, and I'm sure it does, but some things are not so easily practiced at. Now practicing and searching for the best way to give your girl an orgasm have to be one of the better projects to undertake, but if i were a girl, i would get bored of some freak playing with me, and not knowing how to do anything.

Actually, on a side note, girls have the easiest job in the world. Girls usually suck bigtime in bed. Not to offend anyone, but what can be easier than giving a guy the (not-so-big) O? All you have to do is provide a wet, warm and somewhat tight hole (usually pussy or mouth), and spread your legs.

While us guys, on the other hand, have the insane job of understanding exactly where and how you want to be touched. If it's too much, then you get all sensitive, and if its to little, you dont feel a thing. Giving a girl the (big) O requires precition, time and timing. And yet, they complain about us guys sucking in bed?

So point, anyone have some good advanced tips for the big female O?

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04-19-2002, 04:06 PM	#1
Brut So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 81	The best way to give a girl an orgasm? They say everything comes with practice, and I'm sure it does, but some things are not so easily practiced at. Now practicing and searching for the best way to give your girl an orgasm have to be one of the better projects to undertake, but if i were a girl, i would get bored of some freak playing with me, and not knowing how to do anything. Actually, on a side note, girls have the easiest job in the world. Girls usually suck bigtime in bed. Not to offend anyone, but what can be easier than giving a guy the (not-so-big) O? All you have to do is provide a wet, warm and somewhat tight hole (usually pussy or mouth), and spread your legs. While us guys, on the other hand, have the insane job of understanding exactly where and how you want to be touched. If it's too much, then you get all sensitive, and if its to little, you dont feel a thing. Giving a girl the (big) O requires precition, time and timing. And yet, they complain about us guys sucking in bed? So point, anyone have some good advanced tips for the big female O?

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Saw this in another thread, yeah your brothers popular alright hahaha... Among the guys who like guys hehehe <img src=http://cybersluts.fnpsites.com/AaronMetaSpa.jpg> http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=57440 But then again, this type of reputation or is it marketing, is what your brother wanted hahaha... This after all is only the beginning of his and your success hehehe... funny pic though,... __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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hollywood Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 483	Alli - just where the hell are you going to stick a vibrating VISA? Brut - you sound like you're having some issues bro... Alli sounds like she's willing to let you practice a few things.. just chalk it up to a sport fuck and call it a day;-) haha

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	If I read that image correctly too, it says your brother gives hand jobs for content? hmm... is this true? hahaha, actually Meta - brut, I have nothing against either of you man, have fun, this board is and should be for fun... __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	You wanna give a girl the big O there are two simple tricks you have to learn. One is called the Dirty Sanchez and the other is called the Donkey Punch. These are like the Wax On-Wax Off and Paint Fence of sex. Just master them and you will be a black belt in no time. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

04-19-2002, 05:17 PM	#26
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	If you guys only really knew what a Superbooger is, we started giving them to chicks back in college, I dont know if I wanna share it with the board yet,... maybe I will soon, new post... hmm.... Nah, the suspense is worth more than the revealing... Although, a "Rusty Trombone" is always better than a "Dirty Sanchez", and by far if any of you ever "Chili-Dogged" a girl you KNOW its much more rewarding than a Dirty Sanchez, thats just a popular one. hahaha __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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Brut So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 81	All of these replies, and not one of them answer the question. This board truly is amazing And no, I'm not marketing myself - I'm simply asking a question. But nice guess ;)

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jojojo Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 2,318	Someone please help this poor boy out... A woman has 2 kinds of orgasms a clitoral or a vaginal. You give her a vaginal orgasm though fucking her - most women can't have orgasms this way. The second way is the clitoral orgasm which you acheive by rubbing/licking/whatever her clit in a way that she (just look up) and then KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL SHE CUMS! Sounds too easy eh? Well the hard part is most girls take 5-25 mins - and most in the upper part of that range so you better have some patience! and you have better chances at giving her the clitoral one because she would already have had a vaginal one by now from fucking her... good luck I need a smoke :^)-~

04-19-2002, 11:49 PM	#39
tekart Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: somwhere in time... Posts: 368	You ask "The best way to give a girl an orgasm? " Plain and simple... When you're down there...doing the 'do'...and ya start to hear her 'moan'...keep at it....if she says words like 'oh shit yes!' or 'oh baby! Oh Baby!'...whatever it is you're doing...do it faster... The "The ultimate High' comes (when you know you're doing it right)...when she 'arches' her butt off the bed, while at the same time, she grips the sheets so damn tight, that her hands turn white from lack of blood flow...when she grabs the back of your head and screams..."I want to be taken to your leader!"

04-20-2002, 12:23 AM	#41
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	Brut, why you gotta go and emberrass me like this on a public board? huh? what kind of question is this you little fucker? I have a reputation to uphold on this board. __________________

04-20-2002, 12:25 AM	#42
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	oh, and due to popular demand here is my guide to marketing book. Just finished it 8) enjoy __________________

04-20-2002, 12:32 AM	#43
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Jimmy3way: Sorry bro, you have NO idea what a Superbooger is... http://www.superbooger.com I made it up, how would you know, I have never told anyone but the few guys who I went to college with and we used to give them to girls and take pics... Dont play like you know. And Meta: If youre gonna write a book, or take an attempt at making a book graphic, its "renowned" not "renown" it would be past tense of the legal definition... renowned \Renowned"\ (r?-nound"), a. Famous; celebrated for great achievements, or for grandeur; eminent; as, a renowned king You my friend, are none of these... ;) Other than the great hand jobs I heard you give for content? __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work* - About me Last edited by Fletch XXX; 04-20-2002 at 12:33 AM..

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MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	Fuck! Fletch, thanx for pointing out that little error. Ill have my publisher make the correction before the book becomes a best seller __________________

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