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  • Brut
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2002
    • 81

    #1

    The best way to give a girl an orgasm?

    They say everything comes with practice, and I'm sure it does, but some things are not so easily practiced at. Now practicing and searching for the best way to give your girl an orgasm have to be one of the better projects to undertake, but if i were a girl, i would get bored of some freak playing with me, and not knowing how to do anything.

    Actually, on a side note, girls have the easiest job in the world. Girls usually suck bigtime in bed. Not to offend anyone, but what can be easier than giving a guy the (not-so-big) O? All you have to do is provide a wet, warm and somewhat tight hole (usually pussy or mouth), and spread your legs.

    While us guys, on the other hand, have the insane job of understanding exactly where and how you want to be touched. If it's too much, then you get all sensitive, and if its to little, you dont feel a thing. Giving a girl the (big) O requires precition, time and timing. And yet, they complain about us guys sucking in bed?

    So point, anyone have some good advanced tips for the big female O?
  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    Originally posted by Brut
    So point, anyone have some good advanced tips for the big female O?
    Let me fuck her.... I always take care 'o my bitches....
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    • FATPad
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      • Oct 2001
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      #3
      I see you read the first chapter of your brother's Guide To Marketing Yourself.
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      • Allison
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        • Jul 2001
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        #4
        Yeah Brut... Join our site

        http://www.successwithgirls.com/h-1main.html


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        • Brut
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          • Apr 2002
          • 81

          #5
          Originally posted by FATPad
          I see you read the first chapter of your brother's Guide To Marketing Yourself.


          I wrote the first chapter of his book

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          • Corona
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            • Feb 2002
            • 2185

            #6
            Originally posted by Brut
            the best way to give your girl an orgasm
            Give her the VISA and turn her loose in Nordstrom.
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            • DigitalPimpShit
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              • Apr 2002
              • 783

              #7
              Originally posted by Corona


              Give her the VISA and turn her loose in Nordstrom.
              I was gonna say buy her jewelry..lol

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              • Fletch XXX
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                • Jan 2002
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                #8
                Marketing what? Neither of them have a site or anything to seem they are promoting.

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                • Allison
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                  • Jul 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Corona


                  Give her the VISA and turn her loose in Nordstrom.
                  A vibrating VISA would be good too;)
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                  • FATPad
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                    • Oct 2001
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                    Marketing what? Neither of them have a site or anything to seem they are promoting.

                    post bot. hahaha
                    They're marketing themselves. To the adult webmaster community. Didn't you read Metaform's post?

                    When I'm in the market for a goofy clown who talks too much I know where I'm heading...
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                    • Pipecrew
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                      • Feb 2002
                      • 14888

                      #11
                      Originally posted by FATPad


                      They're marketing themselves. To the adult webmaster community. Didn't you read Metaform's post?

                      When I'm in the market for a goofy clown who talks too much I know where I'm heading...

                      Too true.... I bet if you add up his popularity and his brothers, you could probably exchange it for a happy meal at mcdonalds

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                      • Snake Doctor
                        I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                        • Mar 2001
                        • 13449

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Allison


                        A vibrating VISA would be good too;)

                        ROFL.....

                        Yeah, a vibrating VISA platinum. Guaranteed to give her muliple orgasms every time
                        sig too big

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                        • kmanrox
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                          • Oct 2001
                          • 29295

                          #13
                          the best way?


                          simply NOT be in her room =)
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                          • Fletch XXX
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                            • Jan 2002
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                            #14
                            Saw this in another thread, yeah your brothers popular alright hahaha...

                            Among the guys who like guys hehehe

                            <img src=http://cybersluts.fnpsites.com/AaronMetaSpa.jpg>

                            http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=57440

                            But then again, this type of reputation or is it marketing, is what your brother wanted hahaha...

                            This after all is only the beginning of his and your success hehehe...

                            funny pic though,...

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                            • hollywood
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                              • Jul 2001
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                              #15
                              Alli - just where the hell are you going to stick a vibrating VISA?

                              Brut - you sound like you're having some issues bro... Alli sounds like she's willing to let you practice a few things.. just chalk it up to a sport fuck and call it a day;-)

                              haha

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                              • FiReC
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                                • Jan 2002
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                                #16
                                utilize both g spots foo
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                                • Allison
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                                  • Jul 2001
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by hollywood
                                  Alli - just where the hell are you going to stick a vibrating VISA?

                                  haha
                                  Well, I have an idea now where I can stick it ;) LOL
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                                  • Fletch XXX
                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                    • Jan 2002
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                                    #18
                                    If I read that image correctly too, it says your brother gives hand jobs for content? hmm... is this true?

                                    hahaha, actually Meta - brut, I have nothing against either of you man, have fun, this board is and should be for fun...

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                                    • DigitalPimpShit
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                                      • Apr 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                      Saw this in another thread, yeah your brothers popular alright hahaha...

                                      Among the guys who like guys hehehe

                                      <img src=http://cybersluts.fnpsites.com/AaronMetaSpa.jpg>

                                      http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=57440

                                      But then again, this type of reputation or is it marketing, is what your brother wanted hahaha...

                                      This after all is only the beginning of his and your success hehehe...

                                      funny pic though,...
                                      lol..I hope Aaron doesn't get mad at me about that one..

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                                      • jimmy3way
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                                        • Sep 2001
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Allison
                                        Yeah Brut... Join our site

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                                        • DigitalPimpShit
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                                          • Apr 2002
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                                          #21
                                          Also Fletch..I think you are the first person to figure out that is Meta in there

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                                          • McSpike
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                                            • May 2001
                                            • 1042

                                            #22
                                            oh man I could write a book on this too

                                            P.S.: What is O?

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                                            • Fletch XXX
                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                              • Jan 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by DigitalPimpShit
                                              Also Fletch..I think you are the first person to figure out that is Meta in there
                                              I watch everyone, really close, stay on your toes, the Overmind is always watching...

                                              yeah I remember his "this is me on my ninja" post...



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                                              • DigitalPimpShit
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Fletch XXX



                                                yeah I remember his "this is me on my ninja" post...


                                                LMAO...

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                                                • jimmy3way
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                                                  • Sep 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  You wanna give a girl the big O there are two simple tricks you have to learn.

                                                  One is called the Dirty Sanchez and the other is called the Donkey Punch.

                                                  These are like the Wax On-Wax Off and Paint Fence of sex. Just master them and you will be a black belt in no time.
                                                  One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                                  • Fletch XXX
                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 60840

                                                    #26
                                                    If you guys only really knew what a Superbooger is, we started giving them to chicks back in college, I dont know if I wanna share it with the board yet,... maybe I will soon, new post... hmm....

                                                    Nah, the suspense is worth more than the revealing...

                                                    Although, a "Rusty Trombone" is always better than a "Dirty Sanchez", and by far if any of you ever "Chili-Dogged" a girl you KNOW its much more rewarding than a Dirty Sanchez, thats just a popular one.

                                                    hahaha

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                                                    • Sly_RJ
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                                                      • Feb 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Brut
                                                      Girls usually suck bigtime in bed.
                                                      That's what your brother is for.
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                                                      • Pipecrew
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                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 14888

                                                        #28
                                                        share the tricks fletch... too lazy to look them up, i dont get intrigued often

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                                                        • jimmy3way
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                          If you guys only really knew what a Superbooger is
                                                          A proper Superbooger requires pulling out, while a passable Dirty Sanchez can be performed with fuill inserrtion...if you have long arms.
                                                          One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                                          • Allison
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                                                            • Jul 2001
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jimmy3way
                                                            You wanna give a girl the big O there are two simple tricks you have to learn.

                                                            One is called the Dirty Sanchez and the other is called the Donkey Punch.

                                                            These are like the Wax On-Wax Off and Paint Fence of sex. Just master them and you will be a black belt in no time.
                                                            Is the donkey punch much different from the donkey slap? are they the same thing one with a slap and the other with the punch or 2 completely different things?
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                                                            • Brut
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                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 81

                                                              #31
                                                              All of these replies, and not one of them answer the question. This board truly is amazing

                                                              And no, I'm not marketing myself - I'm simply asking a question. But nice guess ;)

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                                                              • boneprone
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • Tam
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                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 8533

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Brut
                                                                  They say everything comes with practice, and I'm sure it does, but some things are not so easily practiced at. Now practicing and searching for the best way to give your girl an orgasm have to be one of the better projects to undertake, but if i were a girl, i would get bored of some freak playing with me, and not knowing how to do anything.

                                                                  Actually, on a side note, girls have the easiest job in the world. Girls usually suck bigtime in bed. Not to offend anyone, but what can be easier than giving a guy the (not-so-big) O? All you have to do is provide a wet, warm and somewhat tight hole (usually pussy or mouth), and spread your legs.

                                                                  While us guys, on the other hand, have the insane job of understanding exactly where and how you want to be touched. If it's too much, then you get all sensitive, and if its to little, you dont feel a thing. Giving a girl the (big) O requires precition, time and timing. And yet, they complain about us guys sucking in bed?

                                                                  So point, anyone have some good advanced tips for the big female O?
                                                                  All I can say is that if you bitch and moan as much in bed as you did in this post then you better do more than read the books........ you better go to Rent-A-Man.com and find her a REAL man that knows where that "spot" is and then be able to REACH that spot.................. it's not fucking rocket science here deary........ LMAO
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                                                                  • Uncle Vinny
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Who cares?

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                                                                    • XXXPaysiteDesign
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I just stick it in. Its large and long so she cums everytime. Pretty simple huh?

                                                                      My only problem is cumming before she does, when I do that I gotta keep going on a partially limp dick and that aint fun
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                                                                      • redshift
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                                                                        • Jan 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        bring your girl to me and I can show you how to make her scream my name

                                                                        be sure to take good notes

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                                                                        • jojojo
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                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 2318

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Someone please help this poor boy out...

                                                                          A woman has 2 kinds of orgasms a clitoral or a vaginal.

                                                                          You give her a vaginal orgasm though fucking her - most women can't have orgasms this way.

                                                                          The second way is the clitoral orgasm which you acheive by rubbing/licking/whatever her clit in a way that she (just look up) and then KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL SHE CUMS! Sounds too easy eh? Well the hard part is most girls take 5-25 mins - and most in the upper part of that range so you better have some patience!

                                                                          and you have better chances at giving her the clitoral one because she would already have had a vaginal one by now from fucking her...

                                                                          good luck

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                                                                          • Hot Tropical Babes
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by jojojo
                                                                            Someone please help this poor boy out...

                                                                            A woman has 2 kinds of orgasms a clitoral or a vaginal.

                                                                            You give her a vaginal orgasm though fucking her - most women can't have orgasms this way.

                                                                            The second way is the clitoral orgasm which you acheive by rubbing/licking/whatever her clit in a way that she (just look up) and then KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL SHE CUMS! Sounds too easy eh? Well the hard part is most girls take 5-25 mins - and most in the upper part of that range so you better have some patience!

                                                                            and you have better chances at giving her the clitoral one because she would already have had a vaginal one by now from fucking her...

                                                                            good luck

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                                                                            • tekart
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                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                              • 368

                                                                              #39
                                                                              You ask "The best way to give a girl an orgasm? "

                                                                              Plain and simple...

                                                                              When you're down there...doing the 'do'...and ya start to hear her 'moan'...keep at it....if she says words like 'oh shit yes!' or 'oh baby! Oh Baby!'...whatever it is you're doing...do it faster...

                                                                              The "The ultimate High' comes (when you know you're doing it right)...when she 'arches' her butt off the bed, while at the same time, she grips the sheets so damn tight, that her hands turn white from lack of blood flow...when she grabs the back of your head and screams..."I want to be taken to your leader!"
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                                                                              • money4all
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by redshift
                                                                                bring your girl to me and I can show you how to make her scream my name

                                                                                be sure to take good notes
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                                                                                • MetaformX
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Brut, why you gotta go and emberrass me like this on a public board? huh? what kind of question is this you little fucker? I have a reputation to uphold on this board.

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                                                                                  • MetaformX
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    oh, and due to popular demand
                                                                                    here is my guide to marketing book. Just finished it 8)
                                                                                    enjoy

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                                                                                    • Fletch XXX
                                                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 60840

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Jimmy3way: Sorry bro, you have NO idea what a Superbooger is... http://www.superbooger.com

                                                                                      I made it up, how would you know, I have never told anyone but the few guys who I went to college with and we used to give them to girls and take pics...

                                                                                      Dont play like you know.

                                                                                      And Meta: If youre gonna write a book, or take an attempt at making a book graphic, its "renowned" not "renown" it would be past tense of the legal definition...

                                                                                      renowned

                                                                                      \Re*nowned"\ (r?-nound"), a. Famous; celebrated for great achievements, or for grandeur; eminent; as, a renowned king

                                                                                      You my friend, are none of these... ;) Other than the great hand jobs I heard you give for content?

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                                                                                      • FlyingIguana
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                                                                                        • Mar 2002
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        best way to give your girl an orgasm is to send her to me

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                                                                                        • MetaformX
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Fuck!
                                                                                          Fletch, thanx for pointing out that little error. Ill have my publisher make the correction before the book becomes a best seller

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                                                                                          • 4Pics
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            When she's ready to scream call out a x-girlfriends name. Report back how that works out for ya.

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                                                                                            • ADIDAS
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Brut
                                                                                              They say everything comes with practice, and I'm sure it does, but some things are not so easily practiced at. Now practicing and searching for the best way to give your girl an orgasm have to be one of the better projects to undertake, but if i were a girl, i would get bored of some freak playing with me, and not knowing how to do anything.

                                                                                              Actually, on a side note, girls have the easiest job in the world. Girls usually suck bigtime in bed. Not to offend anyone, but what can be easier than giving a guy the (not-so-big) O? All you have to do is provide a wet, warm and somewhat tight hole (usually pussy or mouth), and spread your legs.

                                                                                              While us guys, on the other hand, have the insane job of understanding exactly where and how you want to be touched. If it's too much, then you get all sensitive, and if its to little, you dont feel a thing. Giving a girl the (big) O requires precition, time and timing. And yet, they complain about us guys sucking in bed?

                                                                                              So point, anyone have some good advanced tips for the big female O?
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