Why do some idiot members threaten to sue if you don't cancel their account for them? - GoFuckYourself.com

xNetworx · 02-07-2006, 09:57 AM

How fucking hard is it to ask nicely or figure out how to do it yourself? I swear, every week some douchebag member says he wants his account cancelled and threatens to sue if he is charged again. I can see the case in court now:

Plantiff: "Yes Judge, I am seeking damages in the amount of $24.95 becuase my subscription to cumdumpsters.com was rebilled automatically even though it said that it would when I joined and it clearly stated how to cancel in the email I got"

Fuckin asswipes

sfera · 02-07-2006, 09:58 AM

let them sue lol keep charginge

Ice · 02-07-2006, 10:00 AM

It's because they don't know fuck all about the legal system. I have had members say they have retained a lawyer, call the police, better business bureau, blah, blah, blah.

I just answer their email by starting with.. your credit card will not be billed again and you membership is good until... "enter date".

Most seem happy with that and I never hear from them again.

Deej · 02-07-2006, 10:00 AM

hes probly wearing a suit thinking hes above people in porn, I can sue....when infact he dosnt even think of the scenario you just posted, they think your actually intimidated into doing it yourself....he probly is a catholic....thinking porn people are gangsters and scammers ;) not his neighbors....

Methodcash Rick · 02-07-2006, 10:02 AM

I like the one that I got yesterday

My membership has not been cancelled and my username and password are not working to access the site. please advise what is wrong and since i am still being billed for this and have not been able to access for over 1 month, i will expect a refund back to my credit card.

I wrote him back with his password which worked the whole time, he was just entering the wrong USERNAME, and told him that it's not our fault that he waited a whole month to contact us.

Fuck, that'd be like having your car in the shop for a month, and telling the finance company you want last months payment back, because you couldnt' drive the car..

SilentKnight · 02-07-2006, 10:10 AM

Obviously owning a credit card doesn't guarantee induction into the Mensa club.

The collective stupidity of some folks really demonstrates the scary qualities of the human genome.

NoWhErE · 02-07-2006, 10:31 AM

This is what happens when we don't let Natural Selection do its job...

TeaseEntertainments2 · 02-07-2006, 10:43 AM

just horny stupid people!

Cassie · 02-07-2006, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

This is what happens when we don't let Natural Selection do its job...

Denis_SC · 02-07-2006, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sfera

let them sue lol keep charginge

That hearing will be a lot of fun to watch ... hehehe

Bansheelinks · 02-07-2006, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

How fucking hard is it to ask nicely or figure out how to do it yourself? I swear, every week some douchebag member says he wants his account cancelled and threatens to sue if he is charged again.
Fuckin asswipes

Dude, thats fucking pathetic. Some people are just so damn stupid though. Everything under the sun.

Phoenix · 02-07-2006, 10:54 AM

chuck Norris would never take that shit

reynold · 02-08-2006, 12:23 AM

It's just a threat. To sue is another thing. And should that happen, file a counter argument.

SmokeyTheBear · 02-08-2006, 12:27 AM

Q)Why do some idiot members threaten to sue if you don't cancel their account for them?

A)maybe because they dont want you to bill them anymore and will sue you if you dont cancel their account

SomeCreep · 02-08-2006, 12:27 AM

Lol, yeah, some members are fucking assholes. Some are that way though because they've been traumatized from past paysite experiences.

3M TA3 · 02-08-2006, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

This is what happens when we don't let Natural Selection do its job...

perfect reply

SmokeyTheBear · 02-08-2006, 12:31 AM

its perfectly reasonable for a person to say their going to sue you if you dont cancel their membership , because its fairly obvious they cant cancel their membership or there wouldnt be any point in them sending you the email in the first place..

its NOT reasonable if they are given clear instructions on how to do so.. "an email" isnt enough, email hits filters personal and corporate

I havent seen many join pages around that dont list a biller , and they all have cancel instructions

hova · 02-08-2006, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

This is what happens when we don't let Natural Selection do its job...

amen to that

nick1980 · 02-08-2006, 12:42 AM

Be cool..

DamageX · 02-08-2006, 12:42 AM

Wild guess, but... Because they're idiots...?

ThunderBalls · 02-08-2006, 12:57 AM

This one below is classic. I received it a few years ago about a free directory site I have.

> Dear Webmaster:
>
> We have demanded more than 10 times during the past year that you
> place our listing on your site for *****.com and you have refused to
>do so. This is illegal!
> This matter has been the subject of litigation over which we have
>prevailed. Again, we demand that you link the listing as required by
>law. You can avoid serious legal proceedings by complying with our
>request.
> Thank you.
> Richard ****
> cc: **** and **** LLP Attorneys at Law

My response to them:

Listen dumbass, if you think you can force us to place a link to
your site by making threats you are sadly mistaken. Your site has now been
banned from our listings along with the other five directories we run. Now please go take your dog shit site and threaten someone who gives a fuck.

reed_4 · 02-08-2006, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

Wild guess, but... Because they're idiots...?

You said it damn right dude.

Paul Markham · 02-08-2006, 02:07 AM

So the guys got his dick in one hand, lube in the other and you think he should act normal.

SmokeyTheBear · 02-08-2006, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

This one below is classic. I received it a few years ago about a free directory site I have.

> Dear Webmaster:
>
> We have demanded more than 10 times during the past year that you
> place our listing on your site for *****.com and you have refused to
>do so. This is illegal!
> This matter has been the subject of litigation over which we have
>prevailed. Again, we demand that you link the listing as required by
>law. You can avoid serious legal proceedings by complying with our
>request.
> Thank you.
> Richard ****
> cc: **** and **** LLP Attorneys at Law

My response to them:

Listen dumbass, if you think you can force us to place a link to
your site by making threats you are sadly mistaken. Your site has now been
banned from our listings along with the other five directories we run. Now please go take your dog shit site and threaten someone who gives a fuck.

haha thats classic , are you sure he wasnt just using that to get a link , thinking you would find it amusing ? i think that would work great if you icq'd that to a bunch of site owners..

DutchTeenCash · 02-08-2006, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

This one below is classic. I received it a few years ago about a free directory site I have.

> Dear Webmaster:
>
> We have demanded more than 10 times during the past year that you
> place our listing on your site for *****.com and you have refused to
>do so. This is illegal!
> This matter has been the subject of litigation over which we have
>prevailed. Again, we demand that you link the listing as required by
>law. You can avoid serious legal proceedings by complying with our
>request.
> Thank you.
> Richard ****
> cc: **** and **** LLP Attorneys at Law

My response to them:

Listen dumbass, if you think you can force us to place a link to
your site by making threats you are sadly mistaken. Your site has now been
banned from our listings along with the other five directories we run. Now please go take your dog shit site and threaten someone who gives a fuck.

holy crap thats fucked up lol

Lee · 02-08-2006, 04:50 AM

Dear Sir

We welcome your lawsuit with open arms you see in our business all publicity is good publicity. However when the case comes up in front of your local judge the publicity for you on a local level may not be so welcome.

Turf · 02-08-2006, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

Dear Sir

We welcome your lawsuit with open arms you see in our business all publicity is good publicity. However when the case comes up in front of your local judge the publicity for you on a local level may not be so welcome.

HAHAH will try and use that one next time... thanx!

nico-t · 02-08-2006, 06:23 AM

america = sue happy

Mefo · 02-08-2006, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

This one below is classic. I received it a few years ago about a free directory site I have.

> Dear Webmaster:
>
> We have demanded more than 10 times during the past year that you
> place our listing on your site for *****.com and you have refused to
>do so. This is illegal!
> This matter has been the subject of litigation over which we have
>prevailed. Again, we demand that you link the listing as required by
>law. You can avoid serious legal proceedings by complying with our
>request.
> Thank you.
> Richard ****
> cc: **** and **** LLP Attorneys at Law

My response to them:

Listen dumbass, if you think you can force us to place a link to
your site by making threats you are sadly mistaken. Your site has now been
banned from our listings along with the other five directories we run. Now please go take your dog shit site and threaten someone who gives a fuck.

lol this can go right into the classics book

02-07-2006, 09:57 AM	#1
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Why do some idiot members threaten to sue if you don't cancel their account for them? How fucking hard is it to ask nicely or figure out how to do it yourself? I swear, every week some douchebag member says he wants his account cancelled and threatens to sue if he is charged again. I can see the case in court now: Plantiff: "Yes Judge, I am seeking damages in the amount of $24.95 becuase my subscription to cumdumpsters.com was rebilled automatically even though it said that it would when I joined and it clearly stated how to cancel in the email I got" Fuckin asswipes Last edited by xNetworx; 02-07-2006 at 09:58 AM..

02-07-2006, 10:00 AM	#3
Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	It's because they don't know fuck all about the legal system. I have had members say they have retained a lawyer, call the police, better business bureau, blah, blah, blah. I just answer their email by starting with.. your credit card will not be billed again and you membership is good until... "enter date". Most seem happy with that and I never hear from them again. __________________ icq 1904905

02-07-2006, 10:00 AM	#4
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	hes probly wearing a suit thinking hes above people in porn, I can sue....when infact he dosnt even think of the scenario you just posted, they think your actually intimidated into doing it yourself....he probly is a catholic....thinking porn people are gangsters and scammers ;) not his neighbors.... __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

02-07-2006, 10:31 AM	#7
NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,483	This is what happens when we don't let Natural Selection do its job... __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

02-07-2006, 10:54 AM	#12
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,469	chuck Norris would never take that shit __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

02-07-2006, 09:58 AM	#2
sfera Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ICQ: 248877409 Posts: 8,597	let them sue lol keep charginge

02-07-2006, 10:02 AM	#5
Methodcash Rick Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,720	I like the one that I got yesterday My membership has not been cancelled and my username and password are not working to access the site. please advise what is wrong and since i am still being billed for this and *have not been able to access for over 1 month*, i will expect a refund back to my credit card. I wrote him back with his password which worked the whole time, he was just entering the wrong USERNAME, and told him that it's not our fault that he waited a whole month to contact us. Fuck, that'd be like having your car in the shop for a month, and telling the finance company you want last months payment back, because you couldnt' drive the car..

02-07-2006, 10:10 AM	#6
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Obviously owning a credit card doesn't guarantee induction into the Mensa club. The collective stupidity of some folks really demonstrates the scary qualities of the human genome.

02-07-2006, 10:43 AM	#8
TeaseEntertainments2 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,492	just horny stupid people!

02-08-2006, 12:23 AM	#13
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	It's just a threat. To sue is another thing. And should that happen, file a counter argument.

02-08-2006, 12:27 AM	#14
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	Q)Why do some idiot members threaten to sue if you don't cancel their account for them? A)maybe because they dont want you to bill them anymore and will sue you if you dont cancel their account __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

02-08-2006, 12:27 AM	#15
SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	Lol, yeah, some members are fucking assholes. Some are that way though because they've been traumatized from past paysite experiences. __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

02-08-2006, 12:31 AM	#17
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	its perfectly reasonable for a person to say their going to sue you if you dont cancel their membership , because its fairly obvious they cant cancel their membership or there wouldnt be any point in them sending you the email in the first place.. its NOT reasonable if they are given clear instructions on how to do so.. "an email" isnt enough, email hits filters personal and corporate I havent seen many join pages around that dont list a biller , and they all have cancel instructions __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

02-08-2006, 12:42 AM	#19
nick1980 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,435	Be cool.. __________________ Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

02-08-2006, 12:42 AM	#20
DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	Wild guess, but... Because they're idiots...? __________________ Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

02-08-2006, 12:57 AM	#21
ThunderBalls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mesosphere Posts: 2,926	This one below is classic. I received it a few years ago about a free directory site I have. > Dear Webmaster: > > We have demanded more than 10 times during the past year that you > place our listing on your site for ***.com and you have refused to >do so. This is illegal! > This matter has been the subject of litigation over which we have >prevailed. Again, we demand that you link the listing as required by >law. You can avoid serious legal proceedings by complying with our >request. > Thank you. > Richard > cc: and ** LLP Attorneys at Law My response to them: Listen dumbass, if you think you can force us to place a link to your site by making threats you are sadly mistaken. Your site has now been banned from our listings along with the other five directories we run. Now please go take your dog shit site and threaten someone who gives a fuck.

02-08-2006, 02:07 AM	#23
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	So the guys got his dick in one hand, lube in the other and you think he should act normal. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

02-08-2006, 04:50 AM	#26
Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kernow Posts: 2,977	Dear Sir We welcome your lawsuit with open arms you see in our business all publicity is good publicity. However when the case comes up in front of your local judge the publicity for you on a local level may not be so welcome.

02-08-2006, 06:23 AM	#28
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	america = sue happy