Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

This one below is classic. I received it a few years ago about a free directory site I have.

> Dear Webmaster:
>
> We have demanded more than 10 times during the past year that you
> place our listing on your site for *****.com and you have refused to
>do so. This is illegal!
> This matter has been the subject of litigation over which we have
>prevailed. Again, we demand that you link the listing as required by
>law. You can avoid serious legal proceedings by complying with our
>request.
> Thank you.
> Richard ****
> cc: **** and **** LLP Attorneys at Law

My response to them:

Listen dumbass, if you think you can force us to place a link to
your site by making threats you are sadly mistaken. Your site has now been
banned from our listings along with the other five directories we run. Now please go take your dog shit site and threaten someone who gives a fuck.