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Why do some idiot members threaten to sue if you don't cancel their account for them?

02-07-2006, 07:57 AM

How fucking hard is it to ask nicely or figure out how to do it yourself? I swear, every week some douchebag member says he wants his account cancelled and threatens to sue if he is charged again. I can see the case in court now:

Plantiff: "Yes Judge, I am seeking damages in the amount of $24.95 becuase my subscription to cumdumpsters.com was rebilled automatically even though it said that it would when I joined and it clearly stated how to cancel in the email I got"

Fuckin asswipes

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02-07-2006, 07:58 AM

let them sue lol keep charginge
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02-07-2006, 08:00 AM

It's because they don't know fuck all about the legal system. I have had members say they have retained a lawyer, call the police, better business bureau, blah, blah, blah.

I just answer their email by starting with.. your credit card will not be billed again and you membership is good until... "enter date".

Most seem happy with that and I never hear from them again.

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02-07-2006, 08:00 AM

hes probly wearing a suit thinking hes above people in porn, I can sue....when infact he dosnt even think of the scenario you just posted, they think your actually intimidated into doing it yourself....he probly is a catholic....thinking porn people are gangsters and scammers ;) not his neighbors....

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02-07-2006, 08:02 AM

I like the one that I got yesterday

My membership has not been cancelled and my username and password are not working to access the site. please advise what is wrong and since i am still being billed for this and have not been able to access for over 1 month, i will expect a refund back to my credit card.

I wrote him back with his password which worked the whole time, he was just entering the wrong USERNAME, and told him that it's not our fault that he waited a whole month to contact us.

Fuck, that'd be like having your car in the shop for a month, and telling the finance company you want last months payment back, because you couldnt' drive the car..
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02-07-2006, 08:10 AM

Obviously owning a credit card doesn't guarantee induction into the Mensa club.

The collective stupidity of some folks really demonstrates the scary qualities of the human genome.
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02-07-2006, 08:31 AM

This is what happens when we don't let Natural Selection do its job...

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02-07-2006, 08:43 AM

just horny stupid people!
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02-07-2006, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by NoWhErE

This is what happens when we don't let Natural Selection do its job...

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02-07-2006, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by sfera

let them sue lol keep charginge

That hearing will be a lot of fun to watch ... hehehe

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02-07-2006, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by pimpporn

How fucking hard is it to ask nicely or figure out how to do it yourself? I swear, every week some douchebag member says he wants his account cancelled and threatens to sue if he is charged again.
Fuckin asswipes

Dude, thats fucking pathetic. Some people are just so damn stupid though. Everything under the sun.
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02-07-2006, 08:54 AM

chuck Norris would never take that shit

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02-07-2006, 10:23 PM

It's just a threat. To sue is another thing. And should that happen, file a counter argument.
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02-07-2006, 10:27 PM

Q)Why do some idiot members threaten to sue if you don't cancel their account for them?

A)maybe because they dont want you to bill them anymore and will sue you if you dont cancel their account

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02-07-2006, 10:27 PM

Lol, yeah, some members are fucking assholes. Some are that way though because they've been traumatized from past paysite experiences.

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02-07-2006, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by NoWhErE

This is what happens when we don't let Natural Selection do its job...

perfect reply

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02-07-2006, 10:31 PM

its perfectly reasonable for a person to say their going to sue you if you dont cancel their membership , because its fairly obvious they cant cancel their membership or there wouldnt be any point in them sending you the email in the first place..

its NOT reasonable if they are given clear instructions on how to do so.. "an email" isnt enough, email hits filters personal and corporate

I havent seen many join pages around that dont list a biller , and they all have cancel instructions

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02-07-2006, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by NoWhErE

This is what happens when we don't let Natural Selection do its job...

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02-07-2006, 10:42 PM

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02-07-2006, 10:42 PM

Wild guess, but... Because they're idiots...?

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02-07-2006, 10:57 PM

This one below is classic. I received it a few years ago about a free directory site I have.

> Dear Webmaster:
>
> We have demanded more than 10 times during the past year that you
> place our listing on your site for *****.com and you have refused to
>do so. This is illegal!
> This matter has been the subject of litigation over which we have
>prevailed. Again, we demand that you link the listing as required by
>law. You can avoid serious legal proceedings by complying with our
>request.
> Thank you.
> Richard ****
> cc: **** and **** LLP Attorneys at Law

My response to them:

Listen dumbass, if you think you can force us to place a link to
your site by making threats you are sadly mistaken. Your site has now been
banned from our listings along with the other five directories we run. Now please go take your dog shit site and threaten someone who gives a fuck.
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02-07-2006, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by DamageX

Wild guess, but... Because they're idiots...?

You said it damn right dude.
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02-08-2006, 12:07 AM

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02-08-2006, 12:10 AM

Originally posted by ThunderBalls

This one below is classic. I received it a few years ago about a free directory site I have.

> Dear Webmaster:
>
> We have demanded more than 10 times during the past year that you
> place our listing on your site for *****.com and you have refused to
>do so. This is illegal!
> This matter has been the subject of litigation over which we have
>prevailed. Again, we demand that you link the listing as required by
>law. You can avoid serious legal proceedings by complying with our
>request.
> Thank you.
> Richard ****
> cc: **** and **** LLP Attorneys at Law

My response to them:

Listen dumbass, if you think you can force us to place a link to
your site by making threats you are sadly mistaken. Your site has now been
banned from our listings along with the other five directories we run. Now please go take your dog shit site and threaten someone who gives a fuck.

haha thats classic , are you sure he wasnt just using that to get a link , thinking you would find it amusing ? i think that would work great if you icq'd that to a bunch of site owners..

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02-08-2006, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by ThunderBalls

This one below is classic. I received it a few years ago about a free directory site I have.

> Dear Webmaster:
>
> We have demanded more than 10 times during the past year that you
> place our listing on your site for *****.com and you have refused to
>do so. This is illegal!
> This matter has been the subject of litigation over which we have
>prevailed. Again, we demand that you link the listing as required by
>law. You can avoid serious legal proceedings by complying with our
>request.
> Thank you.
> Richard ****
> cc: **** and **** LLP Attorneys at Law

My response to them:

Listen dumbass, if you think you can force us to place a link to
your site by making threats you are sadly mistaken. Your site has now been
banned from our listings along with the other five directories we run. Now please go take your dog shit site and threaten someone who gives a fuck.

holy crap thats fucked up lol

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02-08-2006, 02:50 AM

Dear Sir

We welcome your lawsuit with open arms you see in our business all publicity is good publicity. However when the case comes up in front of your local judge the publicity for you on a local level may not be so welcome.
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02-08-2006, 04:16 AM

Originally posted by Lee

Dear Sir

We welcome your lawsuit with open arms you see in our business all publicity is good publicity. However when the case comes up in front of your local judge the publicity for you on a local level may not be so welcome.

HAHAH will try and use that one next time... thanx!

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02-08-2006, 04:23 AM

america = sue happy
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02-08-2006, 05:02 AM

Originally posted by ThunderBalls

This one below is classic. I received it a few years ago about a free directory site I have.

> Dear Webmaster:
>
> We have demanded more than 10 times during the past year that you
> place our listing on your site for *****.com and you have refused to
>do so. This is illegal!
> This matter has been the subject of litigation over which we have
>prevailed. Again, we demand that you link the listing as required by
>law. You can avoid serious legal proceedings by complying with our
>request.
> Thank you.
> Richard ****
> cc: **** and **** LLP Attorneys at Law

My response to them:

Listen dumbass, if you think you can force us to place a link to
your site by making threats you are sadly mistaken. Your site has now been
banned from our listings along with the other five directories we run. Now please go take your dog shit site and threaten someone who gives a fuck.

lol this can go right into the classics book
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