When was the last time you were told It's "Too Big"?? - GoFuckYourself.com

Donny · 02-07-2006, 01:31 PM

My last time was probably a year or so ago. It had been replaced with a line about contacting Eric for advertising possibilities. Damn it!

Phoenix · 02-07-2006, 01:32 PM

all the time....you just need to date asian girls

they have small hands

Jakke PNG · 02-07-2006, 01:32 PM

A comment about my stomach, it was the last time I tried to squeeze into xxxl t-shirt.

Thrawn$ · 02-07-2006, 01:32 PM

i heard this everytime i want to fuck a girl in the ass

sicone · 02-07-2006, 01:32 PM

poor Belinda

Nylz · 02-07-2006, 01:33 PM

today.. thought my sig was funny, and it wasn't even linked! Ah well..

StuartD · 02-07-2006, 01:33 PM

Mine's been to big a few times... but that was pre-TD times... and I could just put it back in there and it would be good to go for a long time again.

leroytrolley · 02-07-2006, 01:37 PM

I have got a fucking big nose!!

Manowar · 02-07-2006, 01:43 PM

never!!!!!!!!!

MaDalton · 02-07-2006, 01:45 PM

they killed my banana

Anthony · 02-07-2006, 01:47 PM

Donny,

I'm asian.

<sigh>

Big Red Machine · 02-07-2006, 02:36 PM

Its not the size of the Sig its the motion of the what the hell am I talking about
See Sig .....LOL

Donny · 02-07-2006, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Donny,

I'm asian.

<sigh>

I feel your pain. I had to go register LittleViennaSausagePizza.com

Kevin - The PNN · 02-07-2006, 03:47 PM

When I stick it in her ass

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 02-07-2006, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

I feel your pain. I had to go register LittleViennaSausagePizza.com

Deej · 02-07-2006, 03:49 PM

I got this unexpected comment once,

"wow, your bigger than my fiance!"

I about shit

G-Rotica · 02-07-2006, 03:49 PM

That would be the last time I asked my wife to tell me it was to big.

baddog · 02-07-2006, 03:55 PM

Probably at the airport a few years ago.

whoisnext · 02-07-2006, 03:59 PM

Same here, i hate it when they say that! lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$

i heard this everytime i want to fuck a girl in the ass

tristan_D · 02-07-2006, 04:50 PM

my boss tells me that all the time, followed by a line "we don't tolerate such attitude in this company!"

born4porn · 02-07-2006, 05:17 PM

last night and then I woke up!

Scott McD · 02-07-2006, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$

i heard this everytime i want to fuck a girl in the ass

Yeah, sucks.

I still try it with the bitch anyway...

Spunky · 02-07-2006, 05:29 PM

When she chokes on it

Nismo · 02-07-2006, 05:36 PM

Today, from my bank. The wire I had sent into my account was too big.

reynold · 02-07-2006, 11:16 PM

Everybody is envy of me.
Everybody is amazed at the size

Everybody says that my house is too big.

spacedog · 02-07-2006, 11:19 PM

fucking yesterday & I only had 3 little 88x31 buttons & a single line of text.

Or do you mean dick size.

hmm.. been with same woman for almost 9 years,, havent heard that from her, & one before that I was with her for 8 years & it was too big for her during the first week, but I broke her in.

Major (Tom) · 02-07-2006, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz

today.. thought my sig was funny, and it wasn't even linked! Ah well..

Ja Ja

then fly a duke dollars sig, ja ja!

Duke

Major (Tom) · 02-07-2006, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

My last time was probably a year or so ago. It had been replaced with a line about contacting Eric for advertising possibilities. Damn it!

buck up brother!

duke

SleazyDream · 02-07-2006, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

all the time....you just need to date asian girls

they have small hands

yep - anything over 5 inches is MONSTER to them

nick's godzilla

reed_4 · 02-08-2006, 05:35 AM

my girlfriend always tells me that my dick is too big for her little pussy.

Rochard · 02-08-2006, 07:20 AM

Belinda told me it was too big in Vegas the last time I saw her.

Oh, tell her I'm sorry but I had to change my cell phone number. Belinda calling at 2am got annoying.

TexasDreams · 02-08-2006, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

My last time was probably a year or so ago. It had been replaced with a line about contacting Eric for advertising possibilities. Damn it!

There are WORSE things that can happen.

Matt Collins · 02-08-2006, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

yep - anything over 5 inches is MONSTER to them

nick's godzilla

I think that's why I like Asian girls so much!!

Matt

02-07-2006, 01:31 PM	#1
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