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Donny 02-07-2006 01:31 PM

When was the last time you were told It's "Too Big"??
 
My last time was probably a year or so ago. It had been replaced with a line about contacting Eric for advertising possibilities. Damn it!

Phoenix 02-07-2006 01:32 PM

all the time....you just need to date asian girls


they have small hands

Jakke PNG 02-07-2006 01:32 PM

A comment about my stomach, it was the last time I tried to squeeze into xxxl t-shirt.

Thrawn$ 02-07-2006 01:32 PM

i heard this everytime i want to fuck a girl in the ass :thumbsup

sicone 02-07-2006 01:32 PM

poor Belinda

Nylz 02-07-2006 01:33 PM

today.. thought my sig was funny, and it wasn't even linked! Ah well..

StuartD 02-07-2006 01:33 PM

Mine's been to big a few times... but that was pre-TD times... and I could just put it back in there and it would be good to go for a long time again.

leroytrolley 02-07-2006 01:37 PM

I have got a fucking big nose!!

Manowar 02-07-2006 01:43 PM

never!!!!!!!!!

MaDalton 02-07-2006 01:45 PM

they killed my banana :(

Anthony 02-07-2006 01:47 PM

Donny,

I'm asian. :(

<sigh>

Big Red Machine 02-07-2006 02:36 PM

Its not the size of the Sig its the motion of the what the hell am I talking about
See Sig .....LOL

Donny 02-07-2006 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Donny,

I'm asian. :(

<sigh>


I feel your pain. I had to go register LittleViennaSausagePizza.com

Kevin - The PNN 02-07-2006 03:47 PM

When I stick it in her ass

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 02-07-2006 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
I feel your pain. I had to go register LittleViennaSausagePizza.com

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Deej 02-07-2006 03:49 PM

I got this unexpected comment once,

"wow, your bigger than my fiance!"


I about shit

G-Rotica 02-07-2006 03:49 PM

That would be the last time I asked my wife to tell me it was to big.

baddog 02-07-2006 03:55 PM

Probably at the airport a few years ago.

whoisnext 02-07-2006 03:59 PM

Same here, i hate it when they say that! lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$
i heard this everytime i want to fuck a girl in the ass :thumbsup


tristan_D 02-07-2006 04:50 PM

my boss tells me that all the time, followed by a line "we don't tolerate such attitude in this company!"

born4porn 02-07-2006 05:17 PM

last night and then I woke up! :1orglaugh

Scott McD 02-07-2006 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$
i heard this everytime i want to fuck a girl in the ass :thumbsup

Yeah, sucks.

I still try it with the bitch anyway... :winkwink:

Spunky 02-07-2006 05:29 PM

When she chokes on it :(

Nismo 02-07-2006 05:36 PM

Today, from my bank. The wire I had sent into my account was too big.

reynold 02-07-2006 11:16 PM

Everybody is envy of me.
Everybody is amazed at the size


Everybody says that my house is too big.

spacedog 02-07-2006 11:19 PM

fucking yesterday & I only had 3 little 88x31 buttons & a single line of text.

Or do you mean dick size. :1orglaugh hmm.. been with same woman for almost 9 years,, havent heard that from her, & one before that I was with her for 8 years & it was too big for her during the first week, but I broke her in.

Major (Tom) 02-07-2006 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz
today.. thought my sig was funny, and it wasn't even linked! Ah well..


Ja Ja

then fly a duke dollars sig, ja ja!

Duke

Major (Tom) 02-07-2006 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
My last time was probably a year or so ago. It had been replaced with a line about contacting Eric for advertising possibilities. Damn it!


buck up brother!

:)

duke

SleazyDream 02-07-2006 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
all the time....you just need to date asian girls


they have small hands


yep - anything over 5 inches is MONSTER to them

nick's godzilla

reed_4 02-08-2006 05:35 AM

my girlfriend always tells me that my dick is too big for her little pussy. :winkwink:

Rochard 02-08-2006 07:20 AM

Belinda told me it was too big in Vegas the last time I saw her.

Oh, tell her I'm sorry but I had to change my cell phone number. Belinda calling at 2am got annoying.

TexasDreams 02-08-2006 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
My last time was probably a year or so ago. It had been replaced with a line about contacting Eric for advertising possibilities. Damn it!

There are WORSE things that can happen. :helpme

http://www.blingstudio.com/sigdisplacement.gif

Matt Collins 02-08-2006 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
yep - anything over 5 inches is MONSTER to them

nick's godzilla


I think that's why I like Asian girls so much!!

Matt


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