When was the last time you were told It's "Too Big"??

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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754

    #1

    When was the last time you were told It's "Too Big"??

    My last time was probably a year or so ago. It had been replaced with a line about contacting Eric for advertising possibilities. Damn it!
  • Phoenix
    BACON BACON BACON
    • Nov 2002
    • 35475

    #2
    all the time....you just need to date asian girls


    they have small hands
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    • Jakke PNG
      ex-TeenGodFather
      • Nov 2001
      • 20306

      #3
      A comment about my stomach, it was the last time I tried to squeeze into xxxl t-shirt.
      ..and I'm off.

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      • Thrawn$
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2002
        • 4596

        #4
        i heard this everytime i want to fuck a girl in the ass
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        • sicone
          Retired
          • Jan 2004
          • 18453

          #5
          poor Belinda

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          • Nylz
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2004
            • 8285

            #6
            today.. thought my sig was funny, and it wasn't even linked! Ah well..
            No sig.

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            • StuartD
              Sofa King Band
              • Jul 2002
              • 29903

              #7
              Mine's been to big a few times... but that was pre-TD times... and I could just put it back in there and it would be good to go for a long time again.
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              • leroytrolley
                XXX Video Editor
                • Dec 2005
                • 2301

                #8
                I have got a fucking big nose!!
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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  never!!!!!!!!!

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                  • MaDalton
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                    • Feb 2004
                    • 39861

                    #10
                    they killed my banana
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                    • Anthony
                      Keyboard Warrior
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 9653

                      #11
                      Donny,

                      I'm asian.

                      <sigh>

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                      • Big Red Machine
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 9586

                        #12
                        Its not the size of the Sig its the motion of the what the hell am I talking about
                        See Sig .....LOL

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                        • Donny
                          As you wish...
                          • May 2002
                          • 13754

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Anthony
                          Donny,

                          I'm asian.

                          <sigh>

                          I feel your pain. I had to go register LittleViennaSausagePizza.com

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                          • Kevin - The PNN
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 1364

                            #14
                            When I stick it in her ass
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                            • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                              I guarantee it
                              • May 2005
                              • 18314

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Donny
                              I feel your pain. I had to go register LittleViennaSausagePizza.com

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                              • Deej
                                I make pixels work
                                • Jun 2005
                                • 24386

                                #16
                                I got this unexpected comment once,

                                "wow, your bigger than my fiance!"


                                I about shit

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                                • G-Rotica
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 4258

                                  #17
                                  That would be the last time I asked my wife to tell me it was to big.

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                                  • baddog
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 107089

                                    #18
                                    Probably at the airport a few years ago.

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                                    • whoisnext
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 93

                                      #19
                                      Same here, i hate it when they say that! lol

                                      Originally posted by Thrawn$
                                      i heard this everytime i want to fuck a girl in the ass
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                                      • tristan_D
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 7865

                                        #20
                                        my boss tells me that all the time, followed by a line "we don't tolerate such attitude in this company!"
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                                        • born4porn
                                          FUKM ALL!
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 38781

                                          #21
                                          last night and then I woke up!

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                                          • Scott McD
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 67798

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Thrawn$
                                            i heard this everytime i want to fuck a girl in the ass
                                            Yeah, sucks.

                                            I still try it with the bitch anyway...


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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133987

                                              #23
                                              When she chokes on it

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                                              • Nismo
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 4977

                                                #24
                                                Today, from my bank. The wire I had sent into my account was too big.
                                                i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

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                                                • reynold
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 51271

                                                  #25
                                                  Everybody is envy of me.
                                                  Everybody is amazed at the size


                                                  Everybody says that my house is too big.

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                                                  • spacedog
                                                    Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                    • 14149

                                                    #26
                                                    fucking yesterday & I only had 3 little 88x31 buttons & a single line of text.

                                                    Or do you mean dick size. hmm.. been with same woman for almost 9 years,, havent heard that from her, & one before that I was with her for 8 years & it was too big for her during the first week, but I broke her in.

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                                                    • Major (Tom)
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 32492

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Nylz
                                                      today.. thought my sig was funny, and it wasn't even linked! Ah well..

                                                      Ja Ja

                                                      then fly a duke dollars sig, ja ja!

                                                      Duke

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                                                      • Major (Tom)
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 32492

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Donny
                                                        My last time was probably a year or so ago. It had been replaced with a line about contacting Eric for advertising possibilities. Damn it!

                                                        buck up brother!



                                                        duke

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                                                        • SleazyDream
                                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 41470

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                          all the time....you just need to date asian girls


                                                          they have small hands

                                                          yep - anything over 5 inches is MONSTER to them

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                                                          • reed_4
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 9640

                                                            #30
                                                            my girlfriend always tells me that my dick is too big for her little pussy.

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                                                            • Rochard
                                                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                              • 75733

                                                              #31
                                                              Belinda told me it was too big in Vegas the last time I saw her.

                                                              Oh, tell her I'm sorry but I had to change my cell phone number. Belinda calling at 2am got annoying.
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                                                              • TexasDreams
                                                                former Miserable Admin :)
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 4700

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Donny
                                                                My last time was probably a year or so ago. It had been replaced with a line about contacting Eric for advertising possibilities. Damn it!
                                                                There are WORSE things that can happen.

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                                                                • Matt Collins
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                  • 1060

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                  yep - anything over 5 inches is MONSTER to them

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                                                                  I think that's why I like Asian girls so much!!

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