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02-03-2006, 06:22 AM
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Chuck Norris passes away at the age of 65 RIP
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02-03-2006, 06:24 AM
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Rip Chuck Norris
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02-03-2006, 06:26 AM
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uh, so he isnt dead. Whats the article about.
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02-03-2006, 06:28 AM
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02-03-2006, 06:31 AM
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Rip... chuck
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02-03-2006, 06:31 AM
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Too old to care
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02-03-2006, 06:36 AM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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The only reason he's still alive, is Jack Bauer decided to let him live
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02-03-2006, 06:40 AM
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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02-03-2006, 06:41 AM
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I can't wait for the Klickcash whores to get in here and post something.
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02-03-2006, 06:49 AM
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02-03-2006, 06:50 AM
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Why is that?
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02-03-2006, 06:51 AM
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02-03-2006, 06:53 AM
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haha
i almost believed it untill i saw the "total gym" and read the red frame
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02-03-2006, 06:53 AM
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Ah, I haven't slept so i'm not too quick on the uptake.
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02-03-2006, 06:53 AM
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02-03-2006, 06:56 AM
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02-03-2006, 07:01 AM
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RIP Chuck.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick." In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep. There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.
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02-03-2006, 07:26 AM
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What was the point of that?
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02-03-2006, 07:29 AM
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keep walking...
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wellcome to the past!
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02-03-2006, 07:33 AM
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who cares about chuck?
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02-03-2006, 07:49 AM
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When Chuck Norris dies, he ascends to a higher plane of existence where he becomes an omnipotent glowing orb (kinda like those $39 plasma balls at K-Mart) - capable of bending time and space with a mere thought.
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02-03-2006, 07:53 AM
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Chuck Norris walked by me one time. Just that one wiff of his cologne made me irresistable to women for 2 days.
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02-03-2006, 07:56 AM
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I love Chuck. Invasion USA was an awesome movie. I almost thought he died and then I saw the date of January 22 and figured I would have heard soemthing by now. So then I read more. Funny article ... and glad to hear he's not dead.
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02-03-2006, 08:19 AM
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These are fake news for sure.
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02-03-2006, 10:24 PM
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors. With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit. The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death. chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight? There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear. If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this? 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick. Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ***. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face. The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano. Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper. Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean. Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver. MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart. Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match. Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow. The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face. Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time. Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood. When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult. Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard. 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus. All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face. If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around. July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not. Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth. In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease" Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost. If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch. In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris. The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist. When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face. As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge. Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told. Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie". There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris. President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time. Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing. What many people dont know is chuck norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath. Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning. 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02-03-2006, 10:31 PM
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congrats to all the weeeeenrs.
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02-03-2006, 10:38 PM
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"The autopsy showed Chuck did not have a heart, or was even human."
I knew it
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02-03-2006, 10:39 PM
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I heard he beat the grim reapers ass
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02-03-2006, 11:13 PM
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the only way chuck norris could die is if he was able to roundhouse kick himself
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Damn, sad to hear. Too much exercise is just as rough on your body as too little.
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02-04-2006, 12:11 AM
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thats fucking funny
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So Fucking Banned
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KRL is link hotten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolololol
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hahahahah
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Haha u fucker, glad he isnt dead )
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chuck norris doesn't die.. he waits
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I think this thread needs a little http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com
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hehehe, nice photoshop
I almost believed it when I read the first lines ...
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HAHAHA at the dumb asses saying RIP chuck lol
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pretty fuckin funny lol
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20 seconds I will never get back
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Chuck is gonna live to 100+ years
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lmao you had me for .000001 of a sec! :D
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