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Originally Posted by Sam Granger
You made me choke on my coffee |
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.