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SilentKnight · 02-03-2006, 07:49 AM

When Chuck Norris dies, he ascends to a higher plane of existence where he becomes an omnipotent glowing orb (kinda like those $39 plasma balls at K-Mart) - capable of bending time and space with a mere thought.

02-03-2006, 07:49 AM
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	When Chuck Norris dies, he ascends to a higher plane of existence where he becomes an omnipotent glowing orb (kinda like those $39 plasma balls at K-Mart) - capable of bending time and space with a mere thought.