Why dont presidents fight the war? - GoFuckYourself.com

The Duck · 02-02-2006, 05:23 AM

Why do they always send the poor?

skinnay · 02-02-2006, 05:25 AM

because no one cares about poor people, they're garbage.

Scott McD · 02-02-2006, 05:26 AM

Becasue they are dumb, but not that dumb...

Lee · 02-02-2006, 05:28 AM

Sounds like someone has discovered SOAD.

Jakke PNG · 02-02-2006, 05:29 AM

I know this isn't a legit question..but it'd be stupid if it was.

sumphatpimp · 02-02-2006, 05:30 AM

because governments don't give a fuck about you beyond pay your taxes and go fight a war in some place you never even heard of.

u-Bob · 02-02-2006, 05:32 AM

Presidents don't need to fight wars, they've got Jack Bauer to do that for them.

The Duck · 02-02-2006, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee

Sounds like someone has discovered SOAD.

Nah actually liked them for years ^-^

fl_prn_str · 02-02-2006, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

because governments don't give a fuck about you beyond pay your taxes and go fight a war in some place you never even heard of.

hey and if they can kill you before you reach the age to collect social security.....they killed two birds with one stone.

BlueDesignStudios · 02-02-2006, 06:24 AM

it's kinda ironic that those who start wars, and cause death and destruction never actually fight them

clickdude · 02-02-2006, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by kandah

Why do they always send the poor?

Coz The president is busy with corruption!

Quagmire · 02-02-2006, 07:33 AM

its how you trim back on the weeds clinging to society. send them off to war.

Downtime · 02-02-2006, 08:17 AM

Such a gay song, and I actually like SOAD.

Paul Markham · 02-02-2006, 08:29 AM

Stupid question.

If Presidents went to war, they might get killed and not able to spend all the money they make supplying the army with arms.

This is a more stupid thread than my ICQ one.

mayon · 02-02-2006, 08:31 AM

because they are the presidents.
simple as that bro,

loverboy · 02-02-2006, 08:46 AM

have you ever heard the word "Army'?

who · 02-02-2006, 08:48 AM

because they need arms for signing stuff.

StuartD · 02-02-2006, 08:49 AM

We need systems where we have 2 leaders... one smart, one strong... the smart ones make the decisions, such as going to war.

When one system goes to war with the other system, they each send their strong leader into the octagon and fight it out. Who ever wins the fight wins the war.

At most you'd get one death.. and it would be a leader. No one else.

Stallion · 02-02-2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by who

because they need arms for signing stuff.

lmao....

who · 02-02-2006, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

We need systems where we have 2 leaders... one smart, one strong... the smart ones make the decisions, such as going to war.

When one system goes to war with the other system, they each send their strong leader into the octagon and fight it out. Who ever wins the fight wins the war.

At most you'd get one death.. and it would be a leader. No one else.

Yeah they should arm-wrestle for land and bench-press for resources.

SilentKnight · 02-02-2006, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by who

because they need arms for signing stuff.

Sadly amusing and poignant.

StuartD · 02-02-2006, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by who

Yeah they should arm-wrestle for land and bench-press for resources.

Exactly. Just like in that movie Troy... put the two best guys against each other, whom ever wins... wins.

Or better yet... in this day and age, I think they should have texas hold'em games to see who wins.

Which ever leader wins all the chips, wins the war. Make it pay per view

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