Who here is actually a real webmaster? - GoFuckYourself.com

dropped9 · 01-31-2006, 10:16 PM

Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?

I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

StickyGreen · 01-31-2006, 10:17 PM

all of the above...

seeric · 01-31-2006, 10:18 PM

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, um, yes i think.

maybe.

what the hell am i?

dropped9 · 01-31-2006, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, um, yes i think.

maybe.

what the hell am i?

you're a sexy girl.

Adult Insider Bubba · 01-31-2006, 10:18 PM

I can be

3M TA3 · 01-31-2006, 10:19 PM

all I have is ICQ and a picture of a Ferrari

Vox · 01-31-2006, 10:19 PM

Pretty much all of the above + Seo and PPC marketing

ThePornPusher · 01-31-2006, 10:19 PM

yes to all

(no need for telnet though, have used it in the past)

dropped9 · 01-31-2006, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3

all I have is ICQ and a picture of a Ferrari

stickyfingerz · 01-31-2006, 10:20 PM

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes and yes.

BoyAlley · 01-31-2006, 10:21 PM

im fureal. really.

seeric · 01-31-2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

you're a sexy girl.

thats HO to you mister. I'm a dirty whore!

Tempest · 01-31-2006, 10:22 PM

Can you write html? yes

Do you know your way around photoshop? not really. I use psp for what I do, don't need everything PS has

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? yes. Also PHP and Perl

You know anything about automation? yes, most of my sites use scripts I write to automate parts of them

Do you know how to read your stats? yes, I've written my own custom stats script

Jer · 01-31-2006, 10:23 PM

I'm a sexy and skinny webmaster

fuzebox · 01-31-2006, 10:24 PM

It scares me how untechnical most webmasters are.

chadglni · 01-31-2006, 10:26 PM

Are you one? - Who cares?

Can you write html? - Yep.

Do you know your way around photoshop? - Nope never will.

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? - Ftp sure, telnet nope, scripts very little, mysql very little

You know anything about automation? - Yep, $$ gets anything.

Do you know how to read your stats? - Yep do you?

I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is - Who cares?

Spider Ninja · 01-31-2006, 10:29 PM

I just surfed in...do you have any passwords?

Lace · 01-31-2006, 10:29 PM

Are you one? Yup.

Can you write html? Yes.

Do you know your way around photoshop? Still learning, but pretty darn good so far.

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? For the most part, yes. Could tighten up some loose ends.

You know anything about automation? ...Like my cock?

Do you know how to read your stats? No, sure dont.

MrIzzz · 01-31-2006, 10:32 PM

i stare at boobs all day

Spider Ninja · 01-31-2006, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace

Are you one? Yup.

Can you write html? Yes.

Do you know your way around photoshop? Still learning, but pretty darn good so far.

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? For the most part, yes. Could tighten up some loose ends.

You know anything about automation? ...Like my cock?

Do you know how to read your stats? No, sure dont.

give this man a ticket out of town

Doctor Dre · 01-31-2006, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?

I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

yes
yes
yes
yes, yes,yes,yes
yes
yes

Spider Ninja · 01-31-2006, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

yes
yes
yes
yes, yes,yes,yes
yes
yes

bingo...give this man a prize ;-)

CDSmith · 01-31-2006, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

yes
yes
yes
yes, yes,yes,yes
yes
yes

Are you cuming or just breathing hard?

Jace · 01-31-2006, 10:43 PM

I started when I was 18 coding html by hand in notepad (thank god homesite finally came along)....

I have a photoshop certification. I know telnet, ssh and my way around a server (as long as it isn't windows)

If it can't be automated, it isn't worth my time anymore

I don't read stats anymore, I create them ;)

Nookster · 01-31-2006, 10:43 PM

What's a webmaster?

Spider Ninja · 01-31-2006, 10:44 PM

i do html in textpad...does that count?

aico · 01-31-2006, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider Ninja

i do html in textpad...does that count?

Most carpenters know how to nail in a nail, but they still use nailguns to save time, cuz time is money.

EdgeXXX · 01-31-2006, 10:55 PM

Can you write html? Yes

Do you know your way around photoshop? Yes

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? Yes

You know anything about automation? Yes

Do you know how to read your stats? Yes

Wait a minute....... CRAP!!!

I am a real webmaster..... when did this happen??

Spider Ninja · 01-31-2006, 10:57 PM

can you scrape google for url's and pr?

http://www.spiderninja.com/demos/google-urls-pr.php

dbavaria · 01-31-2006, 11:00 PM

I can do all the above, but I don't have anything to webmaster...

venus · 01-31-2006, 11:21 PM

I thought real webmasters just hired people to do all that little shit...

llporter · 01-31-2006, 11:23 PM

i like porn and i like money -- so far it is a formula that has worked well for me

bangman · 01-31-2006, 11:32 PM

You know what bugs me?
When kids say they are a webmaster, or own a web site, just because they have a poorly developed myspace page, auto-generated angelfire etc page.
That just really bugs me...

Like, FUCK YOU - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT <TR> MEANS?

I don't know. For some reason that really gets on my nerves.

Jace · 01-31-2006, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by venus

I thought real webmasters just hired people to do all that little shit...

nope, managers hire people

tony286 · 01-31-2006, 11:35 PM

i understand it all but my wife is the webmaster , im the pic/video guy

ozmatt · 01-31-2006, 11:41 PM

prefer to focus on one main area.. for me that is designing. So yeah, i've got photoshop and html covered along with ftp'ing and all that jazz

Lori_Pori · 01-31-2006, 11:42 PM

I'm mostly yes's with two no's. Does that make me like, 80% webmaster or something? I do shoot my own content though, so do I get extra credit for that? I always was an A student in school so 80% is hard for me to live with...

Jace · 01-31-2006, 11:42 PM

I really think that GFY should be renamed as an "Adult Industry Board", in the past few years the user base has far exceeded webmasters, pretty much the entire adult industry reads it, and lots of the video side post here

Haydos · 01-31-2006, 11:46 PM

i am the webmasters boss...where does that leave me..???

Jakke PNG · 01-31-2006, 11:46 PM

Hmm...

I do my own designs
I do some of our own codes (no time to play all day coding, but I got mad skillz, so I need hired help)
I do all my html by hand
I let phatservers deal with my server, even though I know the basics..but can't afford to fuck anything up there.
I do everything else on my own

I'm a webmaster, but not very smart. I should NOT do everything myself.. inefficient. I just like to do it myself, since I think I can do it better than anyone else. I'm narcissist like that.

jact · 02-01-2006, 12:02 AM

One of the many hats I wear is webmaster. Something very rare in our industry. WYSIWYG editors make it so any baboon can run a site these days.

Zuzana Designs · 02-01-2006, 12:05 AM

I'm a webmaster

can do all of the above .. and learn more everyday

SilentKnight · 02-01-2006, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?

I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

All of the above, although I let the wife do the html (I hate doin' it).

You should've added marketing and promotion to the list, though. That's a huge chunk of being a successful webmaster IMO.

The Sultan Of Smut · 02-01-2006, 12:15 AM

yes yes yes yes yes and yes

3M TA3 · 02-01-2006, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bangman

You know what bugs me?
When kids say they are a webmaster, or own a web site, just because they have a poorly developed myspace page, auto-generated angelfire etc page.
That just really bugs me...

Like, FUCK YOU - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT <TR> MEANS?

I don't know. For some reason that really gets on my nerves.

like this guy?
http://www.angelfire.com/nh/charlton24/

my patience was maxed out after a year. i was as nice as i could be, then i had to move out of state to get away.

chupachups · 02-01-2006, 12:26 AM

yes
excellently
yes, so so, yes, so so
a lot
yes

pocketkangaroo · 02-01-2006, 12:32 AM

I actually don't do any of those tasks very well. I know enough to get by, but typically hire someone to do programming and design for me. My skill is in SEO, so I'd rather pay people to get what I want faster than I could ever do it. Then again, I don't refer to myself as a webmaster, more like an Internet marketer.

datatank · 02-01-2006, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?

I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

Can you write html? Nope but dreamweaver can and so can my web compliant html guy can for anything critical

Do you know your way around photoshop? Yes

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? SSH sure Mysql I have but dont mess with now days

You know anything about automation? I have a few cars yes

Do you know how to read your stats? I try not to check stats to much I check P and L spreadsheets monthly

paterson3713 · 02-01-2006, 12:48 AM

I am the master of web!

webgurl · 02-01-2006, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?

I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

I am not a super webmaster but I can read HTML ,
make and submit galleries , run tgp scripts , tradescripts ,
run tgp and mgp
know photoshop most of the functions ,
if you can't even read stats u better go back to school

01-31-2006, 10:16 PM	#1
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Who here is actually a real webmaster? Are you one? Can you write html? Do you know your way around photoshop? How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? You know anything about automation? Do you know how to read your stats? I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

01-31-2006, 10:17 PM	#2
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01-31-2006, 10:18 PM	#5
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01-31-2006, 10:19 PM	#6
3M TA3 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 2,972	all I have is ICQ and a picture of a Ferrari __________________ Dedicated and colo hosting: ICQ 291313057 "A problem cannot be solved from the same consciousness that created it. We must learn to see the world anew." - Albert Einstein

01-31-2006, 10:19 PM	#7
Vox Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 2,710	Pretty much all of the above + Seo and PPC marketing __________________ Social profile assassination for hire

01-31-2006, 10:18 PM	#3
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, um, yes i think. maybe. what the hell am i?

01-31-2006, 10:19 PM	#8
ThePornPusher Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Long Island,New York Posts: 1,823	yes to all (no need for telnet though, have used it in the past) __________________

01-31-2006, 10:20 PM	#10
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes and yes.

01-31-2006, 10:21 PM	#11
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	im fureal. really.

01-31-2006, 10:22 PM	#13
Tempest Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Coast, Canada. Posts: 10,217	Can you write html? yes Do you know your way around photoshop? not really. I use psp for what I do, don't need everything PS has How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? yes. Also PHP and Perl You know anything about automation? yes, most of my sites use scripts I write to automate parts of them Do you know how to read your stats? yes, I've written my own custom stats script

01-31-2006, 10:23 PM	#14
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	I'm a sexy and skinny webmaster

01-31-2006, 10:24 PM	#15
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,137	It scares me how untechnical most webmasters are.

01-31-2006, 10:26 PM	#16
chadglni Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: PEI, Canada Posts: 6,924	Are you one? - Who cares? Can you write html? - Yep. Do you know your way around photoshop? - Nope never will. How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? - Ftp sure, telnet nope, scripts very little, mysql very little You know anything about automation? - Yep, $$ gets anything. Do you know how to read your stats? - Yep do you? I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is - Who cares?

01-31-2006, 10:29 PM	#17
Spider Ninja Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NYC ICQ: 320970274 Posts: 2,051	I just surfed in...do you have any passwords?

01-31-2006, 10:29 PM	#18
Lace Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 16,116	Are you one? Yup. Can you write html? Yes. Do you know your way around photoshop? Still learning, but pretty darn good so far. How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? For the most part, yes. Could tighten up some loose ends. You know anything about automation? ...Like my cock? Do you know how to read your stats? No, sure dont. __________________ Your Paysite Partner Strength In Numbers! StickyDollars \| RadicalCash \| KennysPennies \| HomegrownCash

01-31-2006, 10:32 PM	#19
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	i stare at boobs all day __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

01-31-2006, 10:43 PM	#24
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	I started when I was 18 coding html by hand in notepad (thank god homesite finally came along).... I have a photoshop certification. I know telnet, ssh and my way around a server (as long as it isn't windows) If it can't be automated, it isn't worth my time anymore I don't read stats anymore, I create them ;)

01-31-2006, 10:43 PM	#25
Nookster Confirmed IT Professional Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 3,744	What's a webmaster? __________________ The Best Affiliate Software, Ever.

01-31-2006, 10:44 PM	#26
Spider Ninja Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NYC ICQ: 320970274 Posts: 2,051	i do html in textpad...does that count?

01-31-2006, 10:55 PM	#28
EdgeXXX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Secretely plotting a hostile takeover Posts: 5,816	Can you write html? Yes Do you know your way around photoshop? Yes How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? Yes You know anything about automation? Yes Do you know how to read your stats? Yes Wait a minute....... CRAP!!! I am a real webmaster..... when did this happen?? __________________ . . . . I have a sig

01-31-2006, 10:57 PM	#29
Spider Ninja Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NYC ICQ: 320970274 Posts: 2,051	can you scrape google for url's and pr? http://www.spiderninja.com/demos/google-urls-pr.php

01-31-2006, 11:00 PM	#30
dbavaria Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 404	I can do all the above, but I don't have anything to webmaster...

01-31-2006, 11:21 PM	#31
venus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Phoenix, Az Posts: 3,112	I thought real webmasters just hired people to do all that little shit... __________________ Muscle/Fitness Adult Affiliate Program Since 1997 www.venuscash.com

01-31-2006, 11:23 PM	#32
llporter Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 3,221	i like porn and i like money -- so far it is a formula that has worked well for me

01-31-2006, 11:32 PM	#33
bangman Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: PA, USA Posts: 5,283	You know what bugs me? When kids say they are a webmaster, or own a web site, just because they have a poorly developed myspace page, auto-generated angelfire etc page. That just really bugs me... Like, FUCK YOU - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT <TR> MEANS? I don't know. For some reason that really gets on my nerves. __________________ - David Hall ICQ: 312744199

01-31-2006, 11:35 PM	#35
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	i understand it all but my wife is the webmaster , im the pic/video guy

01-31-2006, 11:41 PM	#36
ozmatt Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: brisvegas, australia Posts: 1,843	prefer to focus on one main area.. for me that is designing. So yeah, i've got photoshop and html covered along with ftp'ing and all that jazz __________________ NEW NEW Pimpin Pays Version 2 NEW NEW *** * * AIM - pwize69 - ICQ - 4664 7757 - EMAIL** - matt at pimpinpays dot com * PIMPIN DESIGN - $699 PAYSITES * HIT ME UP NOW - PIMPINPAYS.COM

01-31-2006, 11:42 PM	#37
Lori_Pori Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Formerly L.A., now outside Philly Posts: 23	I'm mostly yes's with two no's. Does that make me like, 80% webmaster or something? I do shoot my own content though, so do I get extra credit for that? I always was an A student in school so 80% is hard for me to live with... __________________ It's a three dog night, and all I've got is one cat. www.WKContent.com

01-31-2006, 11:46 PM	#39
Haydos Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Under Posts: 308	i am the webmasters boss...where does that leave me..??? __________________

01-31-2006, 11:46 PM	#40
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Hmm... I do my own designs I do some of our own codes (no time to play all day coding, but I got mad skillz, so I need hired help) I do all my html by hand I let phatservers deal with my server, even though I know the basics..but can't afford to fuck anything up there. I do everything else on my own I'm a webmaster, but not very smart. I should NOT do everything myself.. inefficient. I just like to do it myself, since I think I can do it better than anyone else. I'm narcissist like that. __________________ ..and I'm off.

02-01-2006, 12:02 AM	#41
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	One of the many hats I wear is webmaster. Something very rare in our industry. WYSIWYG editors make it so any baboon can run a site these days. __________________ Free agent

02-01-2006, 12:05 AM	#42
Zuzana Designs All Your Design Needs Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: [email protected] Posts: 20,859	I'm a webmaster can do all of the above .. and learn more everyday __________________ Website Design - Consulting - Development sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

02-01-2006, 12:15 AM	#44
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	yes yes yes yes yes and yes

02-01-2006, 12:26 AM	#46
chupachups Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch! Posts: 6,576	yes excellently yes, so so, yes, so so a lot yes __________________

02-01-2006, 12:32 AM	#47
pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	I actually don't do any of those tasks very well. I know enough to get by, but typically hire someone to do programming and design for me. My skill is in SEO, so I'd rather pay people to get what I want faster than I could ever do it. Then again, I don't refer to myself as a webmaster, more like an Internet marketer.