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I scan my content from Penthouse
Join Date: Jan 2006
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serious question: how do I get my girlfriend back
okay, so this all started a week ago....i was hanging out with some guy friends, and i admitted that i masturbated a few times when i was younger.....one of them told my girlfriend and she dumped me there in the middle of the lunchroom
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Fucking troll.
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Wait, no you arent serious right?
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You drink bleach, then go play in traffic. Girls always love a risk taker.
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#5 |
I scan my content from Penthouse
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no frank, Im serious about this.....i know my grammer is kinda bad, but i never was good in english
i figured i could get some adult opinions here......she means the world to me, and i want to be with her for the rest of my life |
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Let her go.
If a chick dumps you over something so retarded as that she obviously has a lot of growing up to do. I'm assuming your thread is on the level here though. :D
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some adult opinions ? meaning you are a kid ?
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lunchroom??? YOUR TO YOUNG FOR A GIRLFRIEND! GO BUY SOME PORN AND JACK OFF
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No, your grammar is fine its just that...uhm..
Damn, i still cant believe this is real but anyway: We all masturbated/masturbate More than a few times She did it as well She does it as well If she drops you for that you really dont want her back. I cant believe im replying to this...ah well. |
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worst fake nic ever
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Can the resident bookie please give me the over/under for this kid's age?
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I can change this!!!!!
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yeah this is going for stupidest thread ever right
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I tell you how to get her back.
Drop by my house about 3:30 AM. I should be done fucking her brains out by then and you guys will be able to communicte better than ever before. Nevermind, do us a favor and castrate yourself on the off-chance that you have the opportunity to replicate.
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ok kak azn or whoever, please leave, this board is for serious internets people only
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I need a beer
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Impress her with your bling
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your girl dumped you because you masterbated when you were younger? WOW
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haha...you start a porn site and make a million bucks...that will get her back
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I scan my content from Penthouse
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do girls really like chocolate....ive never tried those lol
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I once had a girl who broke up with me because I didn't see her enough.
Her exact words were (over the phone) "I'm breaking up with you because I don't see you enough" Seriously. Oh, and I was 17, she was 15. We never got to the point of having sex, but I admit that I did masterbate to her several times.
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This is the only other nic that came up for him:
Abdul Mohammed Bin Aziz This thread is stupid. Your girl should get off on watching you getting off. Grow up, move on, there will be more girls who are better! ![]() Thread CLOSED! ![]()
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