serious question: how do I get my girlfriend back
 

okay, so this all started a week ago....i was hanging out with some guy friends, and i admitted that i masturbated a few times when i was younger.....one of them told my girlfriend and she dumped me there in the middle of the lunchroom :(


what can i do to win her hart back?

Fucking troll.

Wait, no you arent serious right?

You drink bleach, then go play in traffic. Girls always love a risk taker.

no frank, Im serious about this.....i know my grammer is kinda bad, but i never was good in english


i figured i could get some adult opinions here......she means the world to me, and i want to be with her for the rest of my life

Let her go.

If a chick dumps you over something so retarded as that she obviously has a lot of growing up to do.

I'm assuming your thread is on the level here though. :D

some adult opinions ? meaning you are a kid ?

lunchroom??? YOUR TO YOUNG FOR A GIRLFRIEND! GO BUY SOME PORN AND JACK OFF :2 cents:

No, your grammar is fine its just that...uhm..
Damn, i still cant believe this is real but anyway:

We all masturbated/masturbate
More than a few times
She did it as well
She does it as well
If she drops you for that you really dont want her back.

I cant believe im replying to this...ah well.

:1orglaugh sucks to be you

This is the only solution:
http://www.morofilms.com/images/scre...202%20head.jpg

worst fake nic ever

Can the resident bookie please give me the over/under for this kid's age?

yeah this is going for stupidest thread ever right

I tell you how to get her back.

Drop by my house about 3:30 AM. I should be done fucking her brains out by then and you guys will be able to communicte better than ever before.

Nevermind, do us a favor and castrate yourself on the off-chance that you have the opportunity to replicate.

Sure fake nic age 28 +/- 3 years.

ok kak azn or whoever, please leave, this board is for serious internets people only

Impress her with your bling

Yea that just caught me as well. I'm not sure what kak gets off on being the biggest dipshit on the boards ever but I think you are on to something. I myself am now guilty of not simply ignoring this idiot's posts. It's too bad because if everyone ignored this stupidity it would probably get old for them and go away.

your girl dumped you because you masterbated when you were younger? WOW

haha...you start a porn site and make a million bucks...that will get her back

do girls really like chocolate....ive never tried those lol

yeah, we very serious here :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I once had a girl who broke up with me because I didn't see her enough.

Her exact words were (over the phone) "I'm breaking up with you because I don't see you enough"

Seriously.

Oh, and I was 17, she was 15. We never got to the point of having sex, but I admit that I did masterbate to her several times.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This is the only other nic that came up for him:

Abdul Mohammed Bin Aziz


This thread is stupid. Your girl should get off on watching you getting off. Grow up, move on, there will be more girls who are better! :thumbsup


Thread CLOSED! :wetkiss