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Alphonso · 01-30-2006, 05:02 PM

i am afraid the rabbis children might attack me at night. the way his dirty dozen children were looking at me today was scary maybe they do want to ambush me tonight. i think i am prepared i have a hammer under my pillow and i will hide a rock in my socks

Fresh · 01-30-2006, 05:02 PM

you shouldnt sleep

Alphonso · 01-30-2006, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Guru

you shouldnt sleep

but if i dont sleep i wont be able to work tommorow

Fresh · 01-30-2006, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso

but if i dont sleep i wont be able to work tommorow

not being able to work is better then being beaten by the children of the rabbi

Alphonso · 01-30-2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Guru

not being able to work is better then being beaten by the children of the rabbi

i think you are right i will stay awake but do you think a hammer and rock is enough protection.

Fresh · 01-30-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Alphonso

i think you are right i will stay awake but do you think a hammer and rock is enough protection.

yes, hammer and rocks should do. Keep a butterknife handy as well

Michaelious · 01-30-2006, 05:21 PM

dont even sleep lol

Alphonso · 01-30-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Guru

yes, hammer and rocks should do. Keep a butterknife handy as well

i dont have butterknife i am allergic to milk but i do have a butcher knife i used it to make kabob with. the thing is should i use it or just scare them off with it ?

dakota1358 · 01-30-2006, 05:24 PM

Do like everyone else over there strap a s**tload of explosives around your waist and when they come to beat you blow them F#$@ers up.

Who gets the last laugh then haha

Fresh · 01-30-2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Alphonso

i dont have butterknife i am allergic to milk but i do have a butcher knife i used it to make kabob with. the thing is should i use it or just scare them off with it ?

ok forget the knife. stick to the rocks and hammer.

Jarmusch · 01-30-2006, 05:27 PM

Try this:

Alphonso · 01-30-2006, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru

ok forget the knife. stick to the rocks and hammer.

good thinking because i dont want to go to jail tonight because sometimes i do get to excited with butcher knife sometimes.

mr dave guru thank you. you are a good friend.

Alphonso · 01-30-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Michaelious

dont even sleep lol

that will be the plan

Fresh · 01-30-2006, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso

good thinking because i dont want to go to jail tonight because sometimes i do get to excited with butcher knife sometimes.

mr dave guru thank you. you are a good friend.

reynold · 01-30-2006, 09:51 PM

sleep with your eyes open, for a change.
try it. don't forget to post your experience here.

Spunky · 01-30-2006, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

sleep with your eyes open, for a change.
try it. don't forget to post your experience here.

Is that how you post so much?

mayon · 01-30-2006, 11:33 PM

drink 1 glass of MILK , works for me

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