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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923
    #1

    @@@@@@@attention! contest inside@@@@@@

    the first person to guess how many individual sperm i have floating in my scrotum at this moment, will win a fresh tablespoon of loving, to be delivered in vegas.


    let the contest begin!!!!!!!


    ps - you can guess more than once


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    • Dalai lama
      Strength and Honor
      • Jul 2004
      • 16540
      #2
      I love you

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        • candyflip
          Carpe Visio
          • Jul 2002
          • 43073
          #3
          There is NO sperm in your scrotum.

          Please pass my prize onto someone else.


          Spend you some brain.
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            • pradaboy
              sell me your banners
              • Dec 2003
              • 12931
              #4
              31,587,789,654,123.01

              please let Juicy receive my prize as I will not attend Vegas
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                • MrIzzz
                  If u touch it, I will cum
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 22923
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Dalai lama
                  I love you
                  and i love you too, in a very european way


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                    • MrIzzz
                      If u touch it, I will cum
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22923
                      #6
                      Originally posted by candyflip
                      There is NO sperm in your scrotum.

                      Please pass my prize onto someone else.


                      that is a lie. there are many strong swimmers still trying to flee my scrotul "cuba" and reach the promised land


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                        • MrIzzz
                          If u touch it, I will cum
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 22923
                          #7
                          Originally posted by pradaboy
                          31,587,789,654,123.01

                          please let Juicy receive my prize as I will not attend Vegas
                          he denies his love for the milky cream


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                            • candyflip
                              Carpe Visio
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 43073
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MrIzzz


                              that is a lie. there are many strong swimmers still trying to flee my scrotul "cuba" and reach the promised land
                              Sorry.

                              There is NO sperm in your scrotum. They might be swimming around inside your testes, which are in your scrotum...but they're not swimming around in your scrotum.

                              So...based on fact alone, I win.

                              Spend you some brain.
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                                • pradaboy
                                  sell me your banners
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 12931
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                  he denies his love for the milky cream
                                  I bet the combination of Brad, Persius and Bdjuf will turn him over to the pink side
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                                    • MrIzzz
                                      If u touch it, I will cum
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 22923
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                      Sorry.

                                      There is NO sperm in your scrotum. They might be swimming around inside your testes, which are in your scrotum...but they're not swimming around in your scrotum.

                                      So...based on fact alone, I win.
                                      ahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

                                      but! but!!!! my testes are located in my scrotum, just like a lake is located in a state. soooooo, its like someone saying they went to NY to swim, it still works!!!!


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                                        • MrIzzz
                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 22923
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by pradaboy
                                          I bet the combination of Brad, Persius and Bdjuf will turn him over to the pink side

                                          i wonder if they'll give him a twinky lapdance?


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                                            • iwantchixx
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 12860
                                              #12
                                              why do I bother clicking your threads...

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                                                • candyflip
                                                  Carpe Visio
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 43073
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                  ahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

                                                  but! but!!!! my testes are located in my scrotum, just like a lake is located in a state. soooooo, its like someone saying they went to NY to swim, it still works!!!!
                                                  NO!

                                                  I win. What's the matter, I'm not good enough for your little men?


                                                  Spend you some brain.
                                                  Email Me

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                                                    • pradaboy
                                                      sell me your banners
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 12931
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                      i wonder if they'll give him a twinky lapdance?
                                                      i'll bet they give him even more if he dresses up like this

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                                                        • MrIzzz
                                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 22923
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                                          why do I bother clicking your threads...
                                                          because you are waiting for the one day that i post a pic of my schlong


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                                                            • MrIzzz
                                                              If u touch it, I will cum
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 22923
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by candyflip
                                                              NO!

                                                              I win. What's the matter, I'm not good enough for your little men?
                                                              my manly alfredo sauce will go to the winner that earns it!!!! i do not accept your answer


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                                                                • MrIzzz
                                                                  If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 22923
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by pradaboy
                                                                  i'll bet they give him even more if he dresses up like this


                                                                  niceeeeeee


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                                                                    • MrIzzz
                                                                      If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 22923
                                                                      #18
                                                                      still no winners


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                                                                        • BradM
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 3397
                                                                          #19
                                                                          89

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                                                                            • KRL
                                                                              Entrepreneur
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 31429
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by pradaboy
                                                                              i'll bet they give him even more if he dresses up like this
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                                                                                • Mountie Moose
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                  • 20
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  eh???
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                                                                                    • sandman!
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                                                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                                                      • 15427
                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • MT_Butterfly
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 687
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          OK, here is my official guess. There are approximately 3 ejaculates of semen floating around in your testes, which are located inside of your scrotum, which are located inside of your pants, which are, if I recall correctly located in or around NYC. The current temperature in Long Island, NY is 36 degrees F, which means no swimmers have died off because of hot temperatures but due to cold temperatures don't have the motility to kill each other off, either. In other words, they are alive but really cold and shivering to stay alive.

                                                                                          Based on scientific calcuations....there are exactly 6,789,423 individual spermatoza currently swimming in your testes.

                                                                                          Results are based on a 2% variable, dependent upon when you last whacked off.

                                                                                          Thanks.
                                                                                          No sig for you!

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                                                                                            • Pete
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 6617
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Wow this is a tough contest. I'm going to have to go with 8,573.
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