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Homegrownvideo · 04-15-2002, 03:08 PM

Hey, ok, off the wall kind of post here guys.

My boss spike is a huge star wars fan. I liked the original 3 all right, but i can't say im a devout fan or anything. Not to the extremes ive seen anyhow.

Anyway, after hearing n'sync was going to be in episode 2, i was telling spike, "wouldn't it be cooler if instead of n'sync, there was a part in episode 2 where Yoda is cornered by a dozen dark jedi, and Yoda just sort of spreads his legs, and makes little fists, and suddenly transforms into a huge muscle bound 10 foot version of himself, then cracks open that huge wooden staff he carries around, and pulls out a huge lightsaber, then starts an awesome combat scene where he is kicking some dark jedi ass?"

Hehehe man, i love this idea. Maybe it's just me.... my boss got mad, and said it would suck, and n'sync probably won't even sing in episode 2, so i shouldn't bitch about them being in the movie yet until i see it. Man, i take that as, "I love n'sync, i can't wait to see them in episode 2!"

He is a hard-core star wars fan though, which is why i posting. So what do you think, giant-ass yoda a good idea? Hell, i place all my money on that being a million times cooler then having n'sync in the movie. hehe

DarkJedi · 04-15-2002, 03:13 PM

Mazer Rackus · 04-15-2002, 03:14 PM

n'synch wont be in EPII - it was April 1 joke
but i'd like to see yoda pull out a big woody and start jerking off on princess amidala

Homegrownvideo · 04-15-2002, 03:17 PM

Dark jedi, you hate the idea? hmm, i take it you are another huge star wars fan.... hmm.. i don't get it.

As far as n'sync goes, ive heard about them being in the move for a long time now, from many sources. Not sure 100% if it's true, but my boss says they will be. He is the most hardcore SW fan i know.

Tera · 04-15-2002, 03:20 PM

me personally, i can't believe they are in that movie, they could very well ruin the whole damn thing if they sing or even talk , boy bands make bad actors..

TDF · 04-15-2002, 03:26 PM

actually they were going to be in episode 2 becasue Lucas's daughter is a huge fan of NSYNC. They claimed to have pulled out for "scedueling" reasons

Steve · 04-15-2002, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by Tera
me personally, i can't believe they are in that movie, they could very well ruin the whole damn thing if they sing or even talk , boy bands make bad actors..

You are kidding, right? I don't think anyone can suck more than JarJar Binks.

Mazer Rackus · 04-15-2002, 03:32 PM

actually, I'd rather watch Jar Jar Binks then these stupid fucks

gleem · 04-15-2002, 07:37 PM

What the fuck was he thinking bringing JarJar back? Lucas is losing it I think. I would love to see Yoda kicking ass, since he is a Jedi and by definition a powerful warrior, why does he get to sit on his ass all 6 episodes? Make that little green fucker work it.

And yes, I would love to see him pull out his little green saber and pole the queen. Boy that would make alot of money.

burn · 04-15-2002, 07:50 PM

Nysc was axed from the movie and yoda has some fighting scenes in episode II. The bad guy in the move count dooku launches a force lighting ball at yoda, yoda catches it and throws it back at him.

Check out this pick from the soundtrack
http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/so...r_ltd_yoda.jpg

Homegrownvideo · 04-16-2002, 11:45 AM

I don't get it. I must be more of an action film guy i guess... Yoda kicking ass would be cool. Remember, yoda wasn't really suave originally, he was a befuddled old puppet-man. Now he is all sage-like in episode one. it's funny.

No mas starwars fans, no mas!

04-15-2002, 03:08 PM	#1
Homegrownvideo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 373	Big giant ass kicking Yoda! Hey, ok, off the wall kind of post here guys. My boss spike is a huge star wars fan. I liked the original 3 all right, but i can't say im a devout fan or anything. Not to the extremes ive seen anyhow. Anyway, after hearing n'sync was going to be in episode 2, i was telling spike, "wouldn't it be cooler if instead of n'sync, there was a part in episode 2 where Yoda is cornered by a dozen dark jedi, and Yoda just sort of spreads his legs, and makes little fists, and suddenly transforms into a huge muscle bound 10 foot version of himself, then cracks open that huge wooden staff he carries around, and pulls out a huge lightsaber, then starts an awesome combat scene where he is kicking some dark jedi ass?" Hehehe man, i love this idea. Maybe it's just me.... my boss got mad, and said it would suck, and n'sync probably won't even sing in episode 2, so i shouldn't bitch about them being in the movie yet until i see it. Man, i take that as, "I love n'sync, i can't wait to see them in episode 2!" He is a hard-core star wars fan though, which is why i posting. So what do you think, giant-ass yoda a good idea? Hell, i place all my money on that being a million times cooler then having n'sync in the movie. hehe __________________ http://www.homegrownvideo.com http://www.homegrowncash.com http://www.homegrownstore.com http://www.homegrowncontent.com

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Homegrownvideo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 373	Dark jedi, you hate the idea? hmm, i take it you are another huge star wars fan.... hmm.. i don't get it. As far as n'sync goes, ive heard about them being in the move for a long time now, from many sources. Not sure 100% if it's true, but my boss says they will be. He is the most hardcore SW fan i know. __________________ http://www.homegrownvideo.com http://www.homegrowncash.com http://www.homegrownstore.com http://www.homegrowncontent.com

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gleem Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sunny Land Posts: 5,593	What the fuck was he thinking bringing JarJar back? Lucas is losing it I think. I would love to see Yoda kicking ass, since he is a Jedi and by definition a powerful warrior, why does he get to sit on his ass all 6 episodes? Make that little green fucker work it. And yes, I would love to see him pull out his little green saber and pole the queen. Boy that would make alot of money. __________________ Contact me: \\// E: webmaster /at/ unprofessional.com

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Mazer Rackus So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 333	n'synch wont be in EPII - it was April 1 joke but i'd like to see yoda pull out a big woody and start jerking off on princess amidala

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Mazer Rackus So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 333	actually, I'd rather watch Jar Jar Binks then these stupid fucks

04-15-2002, 07:50 PM	#10
burn Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 507	Nysc was axed from the movie and yoda has some fighting scenes in episode II. The bad guy in the move count dooku launches a force lighting ball at yoda, yoda catches it and throws it back at him. Check out this pick from the soundtrack http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/so...r_ltd_yoda.jpg __________________ Trade traffic with my sites!

04-16-2002, 11:45 AM	#11
Homegrownvideo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 373	I don't get it. I must be more of an action film guy i guess... Yoda kicking ass would be cool. Remember, yoda wasn't really suave originally, he was a befuddled old puppet-man. Now he is all sage-like in episode one. it's funny. No mas starwars fans, no mas! __________________ http://www.homegrownvideo.com http://www.homegrowncash.com http://www.homegrownstore.com http://www.homegrowncontent.com