Big giant ass kicking Yoda!
 

Hey, ok, off the wall kind of post here guys.

My boss spike is a huge star wars fan. I liked the original 3 all right, but i can't say im a devout fan or anything. Not to the extremes ive seen anyhow.

Anyway, after hearing n'sync was going to be in episode 2, i was telling spike, "wouldn't it be cooler if instead of n'sync, there was a part in episode 2 where Yoda is cornered by a dozen dark jedi, and Yoda just sort of spreads his legs, and makes little fists, and suddenly transforms into a huge muscle bound 10 foot version of himself, then cracks open that huge wooden staff he carries around, and pulls out a huge lightsaber, then starts an awesome combat scene where he is kicking some dark jedi ass?"

Hehehe man, i love this idea. Maybe it's just me.... my boss got mad, and said it would suck, and n'sync probably won't even sing in episode 2, so i shouldn't bitch about them being in the movie yet until i see it. Man, i take that as, "I love n'sync, i can't wait to see them in episode 2!"

He is a hard-core star wars fan though, which is why i posting. So what do you think, giant-ass yoda a good idea? Hell, i place all my money on that being a million times cooler then having n'sync in the movie. hehe

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n'synch wont be in EPII - it was April 1 joke
but i'd like to see yoda pull out a big woody and start jerking off on princess amidala

Dark jedi, you hate the idea? hmm, i take it you are another huge star wars fan.... hmm.. i don't get it.

As far as n'sync goes, ive heard about them being in the move for a long time now, from many sources. Not sure 100% if it's true, but my boss says they will be. He is the most hardcore SW fan i know.

me personally, i can't believe they are in that movie, they could very well ruin the whole damn thing if they sing or even talk , boy bands make bad actors.. :BangBang:

actually they were going to be in episode 2 becasue Lucas's daughter is a huge fan of NSYNC. They claimed to have pulled out for "scedueling" reasons

You are kidding, right? I don't think anyone can suck more than JarJar Binks.

actually, I'd rather watch Jar Jar Binks then these stupid fucks

What the fuck was he thinking bringing JarJar back? Lucas is losing it I think. I would love to see Yoda kicking ass, since he is a Jedi and by definition a powerful warrior, why does he get to sit on his ass all 6 episodes? Make that little green fucker work it.

And yes, I would love to see him pull out his little green saber and pole the queen. Boy that would make alot of money.

Nysc was axed from the movie and yoda has some fighting scenes in episode II. The bad guy in the move count dooku launches a force lighting ball at yoda, yoda catches it and throws it back at him.


Check out this pick from the soundtrack
http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/so...r_ltd_yoda.jpg

I don't get it. I must be more of an action film guy i guess... Yoda kicking ass would be cool. Remember, yoda wasn't really suave originally, he was a befuddled old puppet-man. Now he is all sage-like in episode one. it's funny.

No mas starwars fans, no mas!