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davethetruth · 01-26-2006, 12:09 PM

Spill it...

who · 01-26-2006, 12:12 PM

In the snowww on my friend's doorstep

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-26-2006, 12:16 PM

face down in the mud with my legs in the creek. My friends owned a huge farm.. part of the party was in the house, and part of the party was across a creek about 3 feet high and in the woods. After drinking mass amounts of whiskey, I went in search of my brother to make sure I got home ( I was 17 at the time)..I breifly remember getting across the creek the first time to get to the wooded party, wrangling keys for someones car from them (cant remember who)..then starting back towards the house... I woke up a few hours later..face down in the mud and legs still in the creek.. My brother was furious, I lost the keys to whomevers car he was driving and he was worried sick that I drowned.

Gabriel · 01-26-2006, 12:18 PM

In a bath tub (no water) with someone taking a shit 3 feet from me.

who · 01-26-2006, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

face down in the mud with my legs in the creek. My friends owned a huge farm.. part of the party was in the house, and part of the party was across a creek about 3 feet high and in the woods. After drinking mass amounts of whiskey, I went in search of my brother to make sure I got home ( I was 17 at the time)..I breifly remember getting across the creek the first time to get to the wooded party, wrangling keys for someones car from them (cant remember who)..then starting back towards the house... I woke up a few hours later..face down in the mud and legs still in the creek.. My brother was furious, I lost the keys to whomevers car he was driving and he was worried sick that I drowned.

Shit.. glad you made it to your next birthday

uno · 01-26-2006, 06:58 PM

Cleveland.

Makingcoin · 01-26-2006, 06:59 PM

In another country ;)

Was drinking in Point Roberts (USA) and woke up in Vancouver (Canada).

Ahh, memories of highschool.

Spunky · 01-26-2006, 07:14 PM

In a fat womans bed naked

Crypt · 01-26-2006, 07:18 PM

In Sweet_Jade bedroom

swoop · 01-26-2006, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Gabriel

In a bath tub (no water) with someone taking a shit 3 feet from me.

Cory is such a mean friend

Monique Niccole · 01-26-2006, 07:21 PM

I've always been lucky enough to wake up in bed, but I remember one night when this guy I know passed out on the front lawn from too much GHB. No one even bothered to drag him inside. Everyone left him spread-eagled on the grass until he woke up in the morning. I'd hate to be that guy.

Hundies · 01-26-2006, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

I've always been lucky enough to wake up in bed, but I remember one night when this guy I know passed out on the front lawn from too much GHB. No one even bothered to drag him inside. Everyone left him spread-eagled on the grass until he woke up in the morning. I'd hate to be that guy.

You have to take a decent amount of GHB to fall over and pass out from it. Didn't he vomit? He is lucky he is alive.

Herb Kornfield · 01-26-2006, 07:29 PM

My 2nd house the 1st full day I lived in it.

We moved in right after the afternoon settlement and a ton of friends came by to party, help move stuff.... few hours of hard partying later we pass out and its dark out.

I cant locate a godamm light switch since its the 1st early morning in the house and im looped trying to feel my way around, plus tripping over boxes of our shit that the movers had all over the place...bumoing into walls that I wasnt used to having there that our old place didnt have, etc....

I got all banged up just going to take a piss in my new home, then later that day we couldnt locate the development and had to call the realtor for directions into our place.....

Total clusterfuck, lol

LittleMack · 01-26-2006, 07:30 PM

I had a 3 day blackout when I was stationed in Germany....woke up at the Munich train station with the fine police force tapping me awake...

Monique Niccole · 01-26-2006, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hundies

You have to take a decent amount of GHB to fall over and pass out from it. Didn't he vomit? He is lucky he is alive.

No idea. I don't really fuck around with that shit and I don't remember seeing any vomit around him when I walked by. I shook him a bit and he made noises, so I was pretty sure he was okay, just very fucked up. I'm just glad the cops didn't decide to pass by while he was out there.

Reak AGV · 01-26-2006, 07:36 PM

On the street... some old lady woke me up and thought I was on drugs

lagwagon · 01-26-2006, 07:39 PM

a few friends found me in a full tub of cold water and i was naked. it was a bachelor party. i think i passed out on the floor and only thing i could think of to get warm was to get in the tub. so instead of getting in bed i filled up the tub and slept in there. that was 10 years ago.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-26-2006, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lagwagon

a few friends found me in a full tub of cold water and i was naked. it was a bachelor party. i think i passed out on the floor and only thing i could think of to get warm was to get in the tub. so instead of getting in bed i filled up the tub and slept in there. that was 10 years ago.

I wonder how many times you pissed in it during the night

OzMan · 01-26-2006, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by LittleMack

I had a 3 day blackout when I was stationed in Germany....woke up at the Munich train station with the fine police force tapping me awake...

I got woken up by the cops in a London Underground staion to advise me that I couldn't sleep there and that the last train had gone. As I went to get up I barfed over the cop's shiny shoes

Some other "memorable" ones that I don't know how I got there:

On the floor of a hotel lobby at 10AM

In bed with my girlfriend's sister

In some girl's dorm room right next door to my girlfriend's room.

Pete-KT · 01-26-2006, 08:06 PM

in my friends brothers bed as his gf was abotu to get in bed thinking it was him in bed, she was fully naked as she started to get int he bed until i turned over and she seen it was me not him

Libertine · 01-26-2006, 08:09 PM

Next to a woman twice my age.

Rochard · 01-26-2006, 08:24 PM

I got you all beat. Not even fucking close.

When I was in the Marines..... Well, when we first got in most of us didn't have cars. So during our time off we'd walk to where ever we wanted to go. It was very common for us to walk cross town to get to the mall.

So one Saturday afternoon that's what we did. We walked cross town to the mall, and to a movie theater. We bought some tickets but had a few hours before the movie, so we bought a nerf football and some cases of beer. We got drunk and ended up playing football - I kid you not - on top of the fucking movie theater. This was great at first, until my buddie's foot feel through the roof. I would imagine it would be a funny sight to see two US Marines trying to quickly climb down a roof while drunk with a nerf football.

So we decided to walk back to base, beer in hand. We stopped at some bars on the way, walked some, bought another case.....

One of the things we loved to do during these walks at night was to climb up those signs on the side of the freeway and change out the letters on the signs. So, we climbed up these signs, changed letters, drank, kept walking, and repeated.

The morning morning I woke up on top of the cat walk of one of these signs, beer every where, letters all over me, and I smelled like I had been swimming in beer.

Still really not sure what happened that night.

dunefield · 01-26-2006, 08:29 PM

in my own bedroom... i was at a bday party got alcohol poisoning passed out... all friends were drunk thought i was dead so they freaked out and called an ambulance... when i woke up i was like wtf... what am i doing at home...

Babagirls · 01-26-2006, 08:31 PM

in some dudes bed....that asked me (in the gayest gay voice ive ever heard) "Do you want pancakes sweetie??"

strangest 1 night stand ever

Spunky · 01-26-2006, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

in some dudes bed....that asked me (in the gayest gay voice ive ever heard) "Do you want pancakes sweetie??"

strangest 1 night stand ever

I ran out of eggs

Juilan · 01-26-2006, 09:02 PM

a watertower.

Phil · 01-26-2006, 09:02 PM

womens bathroom during private gay party in some club at 6AM. Friend got me drunk and took me there. Last thing I remember is them leaving me by the bar with one of the girls purses and me walking to the bathroom and falling a sleep. The car keys were in that purse, so they were looking for me all night long !!!

munki · 01-26-2006, 09:08 PM

Stangest one for me was around 19. Just moved into a new apartment, and my roommate and I decided to throw an impromptu party. A few bottles of Bombay Sapphire later, my memory gets a little "fuzzy".

Long story short, 2 days later I'm finally not drunk anymore, and can start to piece together events from the past 2 days. Realized after returning to work the next day, that I had actually somehow showed up to work in the middle of the 2-3 day party for my scheduled shift. Not only was that news to me, but the best part, was that I had closed the biggest sell in the store while there, with absolutely no memory of it.

Murderous · 01-26-2006, 09:11 PM

Next to 3 tranny hookers and a Judge.

arial · 01-26-2006, 09:14 PM

Mexico...

tony286 · 01-26-2006, 09:19 PM

a public mens room in nyc thought I would just lie down and take a nap lol

JD · 01-26-2006, 09:24 PM

the 7th green of a golf course.

NickB. · 01-26-2006, 09:28 PM

on a bed on the beach in Ibiza with a horrible sun burn..... wasnt pretty

Barefootsies · 01-26-2006, 10:34 PM

Hmmm.. let's see.

I've woke up next to strange women I can't remember..

In rest areas, where I've been woken up from State Troopers telling me I can't park/sleep there. Also truck stops. Apparently was so drunk, I pulled over to sleep it off.

Then there was me outside, sleeping next to some building after crashing a car.

Then there were strange frat houses.

Then there was my just waking up in a yard in the middle of the night after bonfires.

Yep. I've also done the bathtubs, both full and not. But luckily never woke up to someone pinching a loaf off.

I'll have to go with the E.R. Was at a friends partying after work. Everyone was hammered, and doing take downs (long story, had to do with where we worked that summer). Anyways, I was so drunk, they did the take down. Busted open my lip big time. Passed out. Woke up in E.R.. They were giving me stitches, and I was still talking, and laughing throughout.

So many choices. Glad I don't drink anymore.

Holly · 01-26-2006, 10:36 PM

On the floor of the Burger King in O'Sheas Casino, in Las Vegas.

WME · 01-26-2006, 10:44 PM

I once arrived home late at night and I was so drunk to recognize which room I went into. the following morning I woke up in my sister in law's bedroom. my brother9her hubby) was on a business trip that time

Jennyfer · 01-27-2006, 12:27 PM

under a bridge

PaulB IYP · 01-27-2006, 12:42 PM

on a bench outside at the last bus stop on the route through Rexdale
Dayum that was years ago I was like 18

WebairGerard · 01-27-2006, 12:43 PM

my bed. i have no idea how the hell i got there

beemk · 01-27-2006, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Makingcoin

In another country ;)

Was drinking in Point Roberts (USA) and woke up in Vancouver (Canada).

Ahh, memories of highschool.

damn waking up in canada, you must have been horrified.

Red Ezra · 01-27-2006, 01:41 PM

i passed out a party once and woke up with hockey goalie ed belfour staring at me.

Gnat69 · 01-27-2006, 01:43 PM

A vegetable garden......

I no longer get drunk.....

Vitasoy · 01-27-2006, 02:29 PM

In the alley on garbage bags

xclusive · 01-27-2006, 02:31 PM

In my girlfriends mothers bed...

Jakke PNG · 01-27-2006, 02:32 PM

Swimming pool, naked floating on a big-ass rubber-duck.
Not even kidding.

seeric · 01-27-2006, 02:37 PM

in someones hotel room that wasnt even mine. looked around and realized that it wasnt my stuff. have no idea how i got in and left out without even seeing anyone.

vegas!

Serge Litehead · 01-27-2006, 03:40 PM

Under christmas tree on January 1, 2000 in PA mauntains in my friends vacation house. During the night we almost set a house on fire, then we had a flood of foam from washing machine, someone had put a little too much of vashing liquid in it, lol.
That night I got so drunk I remember talking to dears in the woods and was very surprised to wake up next to christmas tree with my friends dancing around the tree and myself

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