Hmmm.. let's see.
I've woke up next to strange women I can't remember..
In rest areas, where I've been woken up from State Troopers telling me I can't park/sleep there. Also truck stops. Apparently was so drunk, I pulled over to sleep it off.
Then there was me outside, sleeping next to some building after crashing a car.
Then there were strange frat houses.
Then there was my just waking up in a yard in the middle of the night after bonfires.
Yep. I've also done the bathtubs, both full and not. But luckily never woke up to someone pinching a loaf off.
I'll have to go with the E.R. Was at a friends partying after work. Everyone was hammered, and doing take downs (long story, had to do with where we worked that summer). Anyways, I was so drunk, they did the take down. Busted open my lip big time. Passed out. Woke up in E.R.. They were giving me stitches, and I was still talking, and laughing throughout.
So many choices. Glad I don't drink anymore.