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I got you all beat. Not even fucking close.
When I was in the Marines..... Well, when we first got in most of us didn't have cars. So during our time off we'd walk to where ever we wanted to go. It was very common for us to walk cross town to get to the mall.
So one Saturday afternoon that's what we did. We walked cross town to the mall, and to a movie theater. We bought some tickets but had a few hours before the movie, so we bought a nerf football and some cases of beer. We got drunk and ended up playing football - I kid you not - on top of the fucking movie theater. This was great at first, until my buddie's foot feel through the roof. I would imagine it would be a funny sight to see two US Marines trying to quickly climb down a roof while drunk with a nerf football.
So we decided to walk back to base, beer in hand. We stopped at some bars on the way, walked some, bought another case.....
One of the things we loved to do during these walks at night was to climb up those signs on the side of the freeway and change out the letters on the signs. So, we climbed up these signs, changed letters, drank, kept walking, and repeated.
The morning morning I woke up on top of the cat walk of one of these signs, beer every where, letters all over me, and I smelled like I had been swimming in beer.
Still really not sure what happened that night.
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