Is Photographer Oliver Klozov's name pronounced ALL OF HER CLOTHES OFF? - GoFuckYourself.com

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-26-2006, 08:32 PM

I've enjoyed looking at the fine erotic art photos of Oliver Klozov for many years. I rate him as among the top professional photographers out there (in case you have not seen his work, Google him).

Anyway, Oliver's name came up in another thread, and I laughed to myself when I realized that it could be pronounced "All of her clothes off".

That sounds like a name Bart Simpson would come up with.

Wicked sense of humor, or incredible irony if that is his real name...

Anyone know about this?

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xenigo · 01-26-2006, 08:33 PM

Yes that's how it's pronounced. No, it's not his real name.

But it confused me too for a while.

Dirty F · 01-26-2006, 08:33 PM

Damn, you're right, never thought of that. Funny, if thats the case.

sltr · 01-26-2006, 08:36 PM

crap! i just realized mike hawk sounds llike my cock

Murderous · 01-26-2006, 08:39 PM

wow... some folks truly are naive.

Ecksent · 01-26-2006, 08:39 PM

WOW!! You guys never realized that??!!! I have a pretty good stunt I pulled off at graduation with that name. HAHAHAHA

Nylz · 01-26-2006, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sltr

crap! i just realized mike hawk sounds llike my cock

Don't forget Mike Hunt

Donny · 01-26-2006, 08:43 PM

No, it's not a real name. Yes, it is meant to be pronounced as you spelled it.

Duh. LOL

I also know a photographer who goes by the name Hugh Jorgen. Run those two words together when you pronounce them.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-26-2006, 08:49 PM

In my web site and movie production credits I list myself as Dick Webber...

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Grapesoda · 01-26-2006, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sltr

crap! i just realized mike hawk sounds llike my cock

and 'mike hunt' ?

erehwon · 01-26-2006, 09:00 PM

Aynayda Pizaqvick called looking for Mike Hunt

sickkittens · 01-26-2006, 09:16 PM

All these years and I just realized that.

xNetworx · 01-26-2006, 09:17 PM

Thats funny

Jace · 01-26-2006, 09:19 PM

oh wow, i never even noticed that...I guess I just never said it out loud

Dirty Dane · 01-26-2006, 09:20 PM

my fav is Ben Dover

RevSand · 01-26-2006, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

oh wow, i never even noticed that...I guess I just never said it out loud

I guess I am naive also..

I have never said his name out loud till now..

That is fucking funny as hell..

DirtyDanza · 01-26-2006, 09:28 PM

I have talked to him on the phone many many times and it is all of her clothes off... I did not catch it till he told me

UtahSaints · 01-26-2006, 09:33 PM

I used to go by name Dick Beeninya!

mikeyddddd · 01-26-2006, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Is Photographer Oliver Klozov's name pronounced ALL OF HER CLOTHES OFF?

Good one. I never thought about it. I must be getting retarded.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sltr

crap! i just realized mike hawk sounds llike my cock

Yep. I'm getting retarded.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

In my web site and movie production credits I list myself as Dick Webber...

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Dick Weber was a pro bowler. As was Jr.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

my fav is Ben Dover

He's a financial analyst on the radio.

abyss_al · 01-26-2006, 10:25 PM

cool1g · 01-26-2006, 10:28 PM

heh - i'll admit the first time i saw Oliver's site i didn't put 2 and 2 together....but i did figure it out all by myself

Promo Chicks · 01-26-2006, 10:32 PM

Holly · 01-26-2006, 10:51 PM

I was tempted to laugh at you about this, but I will admit... I looked at his name for almost a year and never realized.

Someone from gfy said his name to me while we were talking, and I was like, "whaaaatt???" I never made the connection until I heard it spoken.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-26-2006, 10:53 PM

And people call me dumb.

pornguy · 01-26-2006, 11:54 PM

Yeah I caught that a long time ago.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-27-2006, 12:09 AM

My excuse is that I had assumed his last name would phonetically be pronounced "Claws-Off".

<paging Amanda Huggenskiss, I need Amanda Huggenkiss>

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TreasureBucks · 01-27-2006, 12:37 AM

Ben Dover
Seymour Butts
Hugh G. Rexson
Ophelia Butts
Oliver Klozov
Hugh Jass
Buster Hyman
Heywood Jablowme
Emerson Biggins
Dick C. Normus
Pat Magroin

Need more....

http://www.infradead.org/~wmp/hum/lists/sillynames.html

Donny · 01-27-2006, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TreasureBucks

Ben Dover
Seymour Butts
Hugh G. Rexson
Ophelia Butts
Oliver Klozov
Hugh Jass
Buster Hyman
Heywood Jablowme
Emerson Biggins
Dick C. Normus
Pat Magroin

Need more....

http://www.infradead.org/~wmp/hum/lists/sillynames.html

Hugh Jorgen (Huge Organ)

baddog · 01-27-2006, 01:11 AM

back in the days when I used to do mass TGPing, I had numerous aliases:

Mona Lott
Seymour Butts
Mike Coxhead
Harry Paratestes
Mike Hunt
Ima Ball
Long Duk Chiu
Ivana Baleras

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-27-2006, 01:19 AM

I use the name Jess Joe King (Just Joking) in one of my Yahoo Groups, and you would be amazed at how many real (not spam) e-mail's I get that begin with "Dear Jess" or "Jess", when the posted e-mail addy is ADG_Web_Dude @...

BTW, most people just call me "ADG".

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Lev · 01-27-2006, 01:55 AM

at first I thought he is Russian

sltr · 01-27-2006, 07:02 AM

sofa king band!!

polish_aristocrat · 01-27-2006, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lev

at first I thought he is Russian

same here

then again, im not an native english speaker, so for me it sounded naturally like a Russian name

ssp · 01-27-2006, 07:09 AM

He's dating Ivana Humpalot.

JFK · 01-27-2006, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp

He's dating Ivana Humpalot.

a match made in in heaven I'm sure

Belekaip · 01-27-2006, 07:28 AM

videos or fills better than photos

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Is Photographer Oliver Klozov's name pronounced ALL OF HER CLOTHES OFF? I've enjoyed looking at the fine erotic art photos of Oliver Klozov for many years. I rate him as among the top professional photographers out there (in case you have not seen his work, Google him). Anyway, Oliver's name came up in another thread, and I laughed to myself when I realized that it could be pronounced "All of her clothes off". That sounds like a name Bart Simpson would come up with. Wicked sense of humor, or incredible irony if that is his real name... Anyone know about this? ADG Webmaster __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

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