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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-26-2006 08:32 PM

Is Photographer Oliver Klozov's name pronounced ALL OF HER CLOTHES OFF?
 
I've enjoyed looking at the fine erotic art photos of Oliver Klozov for many years. I rate him as among the top professional photographers out there (in case you have not seen his work, Google him).

Anyway, Oliver's name came up in another thread, and I laughed to myself when I realized that it could be pronounced "All of her clothes off".

That sounds like a name Bart Simpson would come up with. :1orglaugh

Wicked sense of humor, or incredible irony if that is his real name...

Anyone know about this?

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xenigo 01-26-2006 08:33 PM

Yes that's how it's pronounced. No, it's not his real name.

But it confused me too for a while.

Dirty F 01-26-2006 08:33 PM

Damn, you're right, never thought of that. Funny, if thats the case.

sltr 01-26-2006 08:36 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

crap! i just realized mike hawk sounds llike my cock

:winkwink:

Murderous 01-26-2006 08:39 PM

wow... some folks truly are naive.

Ecksent 01-26-2006 08:39 PM

WOW!! You guys never realized that??!!! I have a pretty good stunt I pulled off at graduation with that name. HAHAHAHA

Nylz 01-26-2006 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sltr
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

crap! i just realized mike hawk sounds llike my cock

:winkwink:

Don't forget Mike Hunt :)

Donny 01-26-2006 08:43 PM

No, it's not a real name. Yes, it is meant to be pronounced as you spelled it.

Duh. LOL


I also know a photographer who goes by the name Hugh Jorgen. Run those two words together when you pronounce them.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-26-2006 08:49 PM

In my web site and movie production credits I list myself as Dick Webber...

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Grapesoda 01-26-2006 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sltr
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

crap! i just realized mike hawk sounds llike my cock

:winkwink:


and 'mike hunt' ?

erehwon 01-26-2006 09:00 PM

Aynayda Pizaqvick called looking for Mike Hunt

sickkittens 01-26-2006 09:16 PM

All these years and I just realized that.:1orglaugh

xNetworx 01-26-2006 09:17 PM

Thats funny

Jace 01-26-2006 09:19 PM

oh wow, i never even noticed that...I guess I just never said it out loud

Dirty Dane 01-26-2006 09:20 PM

my fav is Ben Dover :)

RevSand 01-26-2006 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
oh wow, i never even noticed that...I guess I just never said it out loud


I guess I am naive also.. :( I have never said his name out loud till now..

That is fucking funny as hell.. :thumbsup

DirtyDanza 01-26-2006 09:28 PM

I have talked to him on the phone many many times and it is all of her clothes off... I did not catch it till he told me

UtahSaints 01-26-2006 09:33 PM

I used to go by name Dick Beeninya!:thumbsup

mikeyddddd 01-26-2006 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Is Photographer Oliver Klozov's name pronounced ALL OF HER CLOTHES OFF?

Good one. I never thought about it. I must be getting retarded.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sltr
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

crap! i just realized mike hawk sounds llike my cock

:winkwink:

Yep. I'm getting retarded.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
In my web site and movie production credits I list myself as Dick Webber...

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Dick Weber was a pro bowler. As was Jr.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
my fav is Ben Dover :)

He's a financial analyst on the radio.

abyss_al 01-26-2006 10:25 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

cool1g 01-26-2006 10:28 PM

heh - i'll admit the first time i saw Oliver's site i didn't put 2 and 2 together....but i did figure it out all by myself :upsidedow

Promo Chicks 01-26-2006 10:32 PM

http://www.oliversgalleries.com/tgp/...e/image_37.jpg

Holly 01-26-2006 10:51 PM

I was tempted to laugh at you about this, but I will admit... I looked at his name for almost a year and never realized.

Someone from gfy said his name to me while we were talking, and I was like, "whaaaatt???" I never made the connection until I heard it spoken. :1orglaugh

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-26-2006 10:53 PM

And people call me dumb.

pornguy 01-26-2006 11:54 PM

Yeah I caught that a long time ago.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-27-2006 12:09 AM

My excuse is that I had assumed his last name would phonetically be pronounced "Claws-Off".

<paging Amanda Huggenskiss, I need Amanda Huggenkiss>

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/simpsons/moe.jpg

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TreasureBucks 01-27-2006 12:37 AM

Ben Dover
Seymour Butts
Hugh G. Rexson
Ophelia Butts
Oliver Klozov
Hugh Jass
Buster Hyman
Heywood Jablowme
Emerson Biggins
Dick C. Normus
Pat Magroin

Need more....

http://www.infradead.org/~wmp/hum/lists/sillynames.html

Donny 01-27-2006 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TreasureBucks
Ben Dover
Seymour Butts
Hugh G. Rexson
Ophelia Butts
Oliver Klozov
Hugh Jass
Buster Hyman
Heywood Jablowme
Emerson Biggins
Dick C. Normus
Pat Magroin

Need more....

http://www.infradead.org/~wmp/hum/lists/sillynames.html

Hugh Jorgen (Huge Organ)

baddog 01-27-2006 01:11 AM

back in the days when I used to do mass TGPing, I had numerous aliases:

Mona Lott
Seymour Butts
Mike Coxhead
Harry Paratestes
Mike Hunt
Ima Ball
Long Duk Chiu
Ivana Baleras

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-27-2006 01:19 AM

I use the name Jess Joe King (Just Joking) in one of my Yahoo Groups, and you would be amazed at how many real (not spam) e-mail's I get that begin with "Dear Jess" or "Jess", when the posted e-mail addy is ADG_Web_Dude @...

BTW, most people just call me "ADG".

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Lev 01-27-2006 01:55 AM

at first I thought he is Russian

sltr 01-27-2006 07:02 AM

sofa king band!!

polish_aristocrat 01-27-2006 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lev
at first I thought he is Russian

same here

then again, im not an native english speaker, so for me it sounded naturally like a Russian name

ssp 01-27-2006 07:09 AM

He's dating Ivana Humpalot.

JFK 01-27-2006 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
He's dating Ivana Humpalot.

a match made in in heaven I'm sure:1orglaugh

Belekaip 01-27-2006 07:28 AM

videos or fills better than photos:)


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