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They're all hookers, but mom!
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Right now Shelby Twp MI
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Having a maid is making me lazy
It's getting so were I won't do dishes or wash my clothes. When I come back to Arizona it's going to be like when I move out of my parents house. Maybe I can take her with me. Now that would be cool a traveling maid. Does everything and complains about nothing. All this for only 1,000 forint per hour. Not a chance to find someone like that in Jerome AZ for less then 5bucks per hour.
Ok back to work now.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Budapest, Hungary
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1K / hour ??!! pretty cheap, bp/hun wise too...
maids from Romania coming to work here for months then going back charged like that
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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Location: Budapest, Hungary
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I might need one soon, tho gf is doing fine so far...just that whining feh
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All women are maids. Just buy a hooker and have her clean your apartment or house. Then you can have her clean up little Willy afterwards.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Maids are a must..!
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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#8 |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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maids are temptations!
just dont pick those good looking ladies, heheh |
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Yeah, but can she make stuffed cabbage
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Live by the code Die by the code
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why dont you fuck her lazy ass ;)
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Too old to care
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws.
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We used to have one before our daughter went to play school. Now Eva insists on doing it all herself.
I keep telling her to get one, falls on death ears. ![]() |
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: FlashCa$h Headquarters
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Dude, our crazy maid was here at the office this morning. She doesn't speak english and I don't speak spanish. We have the funniest conversations. I have a picture of Sunny Leone grabbing tASSy's breast on my desktop, and she was asking about it. I was trying to explain to her that I wasn't just a regular pervert, that they were actually friends of mine, but it's sort of an abstract concept to get across with hand gestures. ;)
I think she told me that I was fat because I keeep having muffins for breakfast on the days she is here. I told her that she was fired. But she didn't understand. ![]()
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maids in holland start at 10eur/hour
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Spread The Pink!
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: pinktown!
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![]() maybe i should ask sunny to squeeze my boobs some more so we can get more pics of it for you to better explain to the maid what's going on? i remember when i used to travel to foreign countries and the women spoke no english - i'd just shove my face between their boobs and waggle my tongue while i shook my head back and forth to say hello. i have a feeling that wouldn't be as well received from a man... mmmm, boobs! did you know busty-amateurs-is-back (.com) ??! ![]() ![]() ![]()
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BACON BACON BACON
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you can have a live in maid dude
its called marriage hahaha..jk |
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too cool for highschool
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Pics of your maid?
Naked if possible. |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Jesusland
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I had a cleaning lady when I was married and it freaked me out, especially if I was home when she came. I never knew what to do. Are you supposed to just sit around on the couch watching TV while someone else is cleaning your house??? It felt too strange. Plus, I like things to be a certain way, particularly in my kitchen, so I didn't like another chick puttering around in there.
I would also get up early and make sure everything was clean and all the beds were made before she came, because I didn't want her to think I was messy. It drove my husband crazy and he thought I was insane. I finally made him fire her because it was too stressful having her around. ![]()
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Funny thing about maids is that you clean you house before they come over so you don't have them thinking you are a total slob.
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aka K-Man
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my maid works 8 hours a day and i love her for it
when r u planning to move back to usa?
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RAM! i didn't know you lived in jerome, ever! i love that little town, although the crazy lady at the fudge shop should chill out. =P i'd imagine it's also difficult to get chinese food delivered there. =)
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when I was a kid we had a maid in the family who'd help my mom out in the house chores, until we all grew up and did all the house works ourselves.
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