Originally Posted by Buddy

Dude, our crazy maid was here at the office this morning. She doesn't speak english and I don't speak spanish. We have the funniest conversations. I have a picture of Sunny Leone grabbing tASSy's breast on my desktop, and she was asking about it. I was trying to explain to her that I wasn't just a regular pervert, that they were actually friends of mine, but it's sort of an abstract concept to get across with hand gestures. ;)
I think she told me that I was fat because I keeep having muffins for breakfast on the days she is here. I told her that she was fired. But she didn't understand.