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Dirty F · 01-24-2006, 12:20 PM

100 twinks.

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

100 twinks.

Now THAT's a LOT of Twinks!

Since this page went three pages ima give you all a gay homosexual spammie, I've earned it I think:

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Murderous · 01-24-2006, 12:25 PM

When a HOT guy farts, does it turn you on thinking about how that juicy butthole opens up for a brief moment?

And do you get turned on by the aroma of shit, much like a guy would over a pussy that may be a tad pungent?

And when guys fuck, do you BOTH roll over and fall asleep?

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murderous

When a HOT guy farts, does it turn you on thinking about how that juicy butthole opens up for a brief moment?

And do you get turned on by the aroma of shit, much like a guy would over a pussy that may be a tad pungent?

And when guys fuck, do you BOTH roll over and fall asleep?

No farting does not turn me on.

No shit does not turn me on.

YES we both roll over and fall asleep.

snowdog · 01-24-2006, 12:48 PM

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Nice to see an awesome thread about homosexuality around here. The bashing sometimes gets monotonous.

I'm signing up to send you a little traffic and see what happens.

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by snowdog

Nice to see an awesome thread about homosexuality around here. The bashing sometimes gets monotonous.

I'm signing up to send you a little traffic and see what happens.

I agree, GFY was in need of a truly fagulous thread.

Thanks for the traffic BTW we convert and retain so you wont regret it.

justsexxx · 01-24-2006, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Yes, I'm from the USA.

My family has been exceptionally great about it all.

My grandmother calls my partner her grandson, and always hugs and kisses him when she sees him. My mom bought a queen size bed for the two of us to sleep in when we were going up to visit for Christmas (she insisted she didn't want us getting a hotel). My dad is cool with it too. I really couldn't ask for a more accepting family.

My partner, who was born in the south, wasn't so lucky with his family, and had to put up with some pretty nasty shit from some of his relatives....

All said and done since we've been together (for about 7.5 years now), we've really never had too many "bad experiences" with people. But then again, we're both pretty young (27), and times have changed a lot. I'm sure some of the older fags could give you a lot more horror stories than I could.

Although, our president DOES say we're a clear and present danger to the American Family, and is trying to get constitutional amendments passed against us. Us scary scary lil faggots gonna break up people's marriages and shit somehow.....

Will and Grace and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy did wonders for our image, hehe.

I've never been to Europe, but I've heard that virtually ALL men in countries like England and France are gay, or at least act like they are, so I imagine it'd be a non-issue over there.

Cool to hear that. ABout all men being gay in Europe. I think the difference is, that men here want to look good. They sport, eat healthier, wear nice shirts etc. In the eye of many Americans that is gay...But many of them are actually pretty straight

I remember when I was in LA, some guy said, wow you look awesome, I said thanks you too. And then he asked for a kiss LOL LOL...I said I was straight, and he said WOW you look good for straight hahahaha. I think this sums all differences up

Murderous · 01-24-2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx

Cool to hear that. ABout all men being gay in Europe. I think the difference is, that men here want to look good. They sport, eat healthier, wear nice shirts etc. In the eye of many Americans that is gay...But many of them are actually pretty straight

I remember when I was in LA, some guy said, wow you look awesome, I said thanks you too. And then he asked for a kiss LOL LOL...I said I was straight, and he said WOW you look good for straight hahahaha. I think this sums all differences up

your gay, admit it.

XOXOXOX

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx

ABout all men being gay in Europe. I think the difference is, that men here want to look good. They sport, eat healthier, wear nice shirts etc. In the eye of many Americans that is gay...But many of them are actually pretty straight

We call those types "MetroSexuals". They're evil beings, as they have the power to totally scramble my gaydar....

justsexxx · 01-24-2006, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

We call those types "MetroSexuals". They're evil beings, as they have the power to totally scramble my gaydar....

Haha okay. Well I don't consider myself metrosexual, not for European standards tho

Anyway good luck with the program and your personal life.

justsexxx · 01-24-2006, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

We call those types "MetroSexuals". They're evil beings, as they have the power to totally scramble my gaydar....

Haha okay. Well I don't consider myself metrosexual, not for European standards tho

Anyway good luck with the program and your personal life.

justsexxx · 01-24-2006, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

We call those types "MetroSexuals". They're evil beings, as they have the power to totally scramble my gaydar....

Haha okay. Well I don't consider myself metrosexual, not for European standards tho

Anyway good luck with the program and your personal life.

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 02:21 PM

Wow, stuttering on a message board.....

Holly · 01-24-2006, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Holy shit, that's a great smiley.

Is it yours? And if so, can I hotlink it in my sig?

justsexxx · 01-24-2006, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Wow, stuttering on a message board.....

What does stuttering mean?

crowkid · 01-24-2006, 03:07 PM

how can a guy possibly take a potentially-HIV-infected semen up the shitter? wtf

homosexuality is gay

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx

What does stuttering mean?

www.Dictionary.com is sexy!

stut·ter ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sttr)
intr. & tr.v. stut·tered, stut·ter·ing, stut·ters

To speak or utter with a spasmodic repetition or prolongation of sounds.

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crowkid

how can a guy possibly take a potentially-HIV-infected semen up the shitter? wtf

They're called condoms. And I suppose you're insinuating that heterosexuals don't get HIV/AIDS?

Quote:

Originally Posted by crowkid

homosexuality is gay

Why yes, yes it it!

justsexxx · 01-24-2006, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

www.Dictionary.com is sexy!

stut·ter ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sttr)
intr. & tr.v. stut·tered, stut·ter·ing, stut·ters

To speak or utter with a spasmodic repetition or prolongation of sounds.

Ah now I see it. Same message posted twice lol

justsexxx · 01-24-2006, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crowkid

how can a guy possibly take a potentially-HIV-infected semen up the shitter? wtf

Yeah all hetero's are HIV free. Jeez get a clue.

You are also one of those guys who say. I get blowjobs WITHOUT because you can't get diseases from oral sex

crowkid · 01-24-2006, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx

Yeah all hetero's are HIV free. Jeez get a clue.

You are also one of those guys who say. I get blowjobs WITHOUT because you can't get diseases from oral sex

FACT: THIS PICTURE TURNS YOU ON.... FAGGOT

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by crowkid

FACT: THIS PICTURE TURNS YOU ON.... FAGGOT

No, actually it doesn't. He's not at all my type. But THIS guy is:

Bitchboy · 01-24-2006, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Thanks for the traffic BTW we convert and retain so you wont regret it.

what a load of dung.

if you promote his joshtucker site you can forget about rebills. THat model doesn't work for him anymore. he has no new shit to put in the members section.

THE KING OF HYPE!!!!!!!!!

justsexxx · 01-24-2006, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crowkid

FACT: THIS PICTURE TURNS YOU ON.... FAGGOT

Uhm I am a hetero myself. But when you don't believe me that is fine.

Is me btw. How do you look like big boy?

sfera · 01-24-2006, 03:33 PM

this thread still going?

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Bitchboy

what a load of dung.

if you promote his joshtucker site you can forget about rebills. THat model doesn't work for him anymore. he has no new shit to put in the members section.

THE KING OF HYPE!!!!!!!!!

Actually we've been updating the site with a nice large collection that we have in stock, PLUS members of his site are getting free access to our latest gay single model site, www.AlexDark.com.

We like to keep our affiliates happy, and as such wouldn't have them sending traffic to something that doesn't convert and retain for many months to come.

But thanks troll, if you had something true to say you'd say it under your real handle!

Got to love the nelly competition!!!

Pornopat · 01-24-2006, 03:59 PM

If you are still answering questions:
Why is it that some of the most succesfull gay porn sites feature ugly guys?
There is plenty of good looking gay men out there and yet...you seem to do better in gay porn if you look nasty.

Alphonso · 01-24-2006, 04:38 PM

Interesting thread ..................... few questions :

1- were you bullied in school - highschool - etc ?

2- do you have more guys or girls as friends ?

3- when your friends found out you were gay did they abandon you or was it ok with them ?

4- are you willing to have sex with women ? if not, why not ? you dont feel it's normal ?

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat

If you are still answering questions:
Why is it that some of the most succesfull gay porn sites feature ugly guys?
There is plenty of good looking gay men out there and yet...you seem to do better in gay porn if you look nasty.

I don't honestly think that's the case. If you look at gay sites that convert really well, and retain really well, they have really good looking men on them.

Some of what you might call the "larger" gay sites that have ugly guys all over them, are actually run by large "straight" affiliate programs. They're large, and have a lot of traffic, because "straight" affiliates throw their gay traffic to them, since they're already members of the program.

Straight affiliates look at conversions of 1:500 and go whoa that site converts great! When in reality, if they worked with some of the smaller gay owned and operated affiliate programs, they'd be getting conversions of somewhere around 1:100 with the same traffic.

Unlike straight porn where what the guy looks like doesn't matter, in gay porn the man's looks ARE the number one priority. And no, gay guys don't like ugly men anymore than straight guys like ugly women....

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso

Interesting thread ..................... few questions :

1- were you bullied in school - highschool - etc ?

2- do you have more guys or girls as friends ?

3- when your friends found out you were gay did they abandon you or was it ok with them ?

4- are you willing to have sex with women ? if not, why not ? you dont feel it's normal ?

1. No I was actually popular in highschool. But it's important to note, I wasn't "out" back then either.

2. Guys.

3. It was a mix. I lost some, kept some, made some new ones. Hell, even found out a couple of them were gay too!

4. I've been known to take a dip in the poontang river in my day......

Pornopat · 01-24-2006, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I don't honestly think that's the case. If you look at gay sites that convert really well, and retain really well, they have really good looking men on them.

Some of what you might call the "larger" gay sites that have ugly guys all over them, are actually run by large "straight" affiliate programs. They're large, and have a lot of traffic, because "straight" affiliates throw their gay traffic to them, since they're already members of the program.

Straight affiliates look at conversions of 1:500 and go whoa that site converts great! When in reality, if they worked with some of the smaller gay owned and operated affiliate programs, they'd be getting conversions of somewhere around 1:100 with the same traffic.

Unlike straight porn where what the guy looks like doesn't matter, in gay porn the man's looks ARE the number one priority. And no, gay guys don't like ugly men anymore than straight guys like ugly women....

Ok just something I noticed as a breeder making gay galleries. Ratio's and sign ups seem so much better when it is a gallery with ugly guys as to good looking guys. Then again...I sometimes notice the same with a hetero gallery with ugly girls...

Very nice thread btw.

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

Holy shit, that's a great smiley.

Is it yours? And if so, can I hotlink it in my sig?

No, I'm not the one that made it. Some nameless talented fag is responsible for its creation.

I would prefer that you not hot link it....

Dagwolf · 01-24-2006, 05:37 PM

JoeMeca · 01-24-2006, 06:23 PM

when did you first realize you had a crush on me?

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeMeca

when did you first realize you had a crush on me?

When you swallowed...........

JoeMeca · 01-24-2006, 06:27 PM

What do you look for in a guy? you posted the pic above but that doesn't say much. What features etc.

Pornwolf · 01-24-2006, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Personally, I wouldn't want to get married in a church. One of those faggot priests might try to butt rape me....

Bwahahahahaha

JoeMeca · 01-25-2006, 04:08 PM

fag u never answered my question

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