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eroswebmaster · 01-23-2006, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab

eroswebmaster:
you mean, when straight guys use "gay" as if it meant "bad"??? ex: This movie is gay...(i.e. its not good)...or duude that's gay...etc...

No like when guys wrestle around and then one guy starts acting like he's humping the other.

Or a guy falls asleep at a party and other guys pull their cocks out and put it next to his mouth.

Or a guy puts a dildo in his pants and other guys grab it and act like they are sucking it.

So on and so on.

Growing up I've seen all kinds of behavior like this.

I remember one time as a kid my step brother who is not gay came out of his mom's room wearing nothing but her pantyhose. We all fell on teh floor laughing but she about beat his ass senseless...LOL

edited to add 50 bi-curious webmasters.

Dirty F · 01-23-2006, 10:13 PM

Why do fruits want to be treated like normal human beings but at the same time want everything to be different for them or dedicated to them (clubs, parades, etc)?

NoWhErE · 01-23-2006, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Greetings All:

Ok, as a gay man I'm always getting all sorts of interesting questions from the breeders.

I'm bored, so for the next 15 ask the fag anything you've ever wanted to know about gay homosexuals, but were to afraid to ask.....

I've got www.fagforaday.com but don't have time to develop anything on it. You wanna partner up and develop it a bit?

I say we turn it into a bi-curious site or something

eroswebmaster · 01-23-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Are queens born with that fucking annoying lisp or does it grow in slowly during the process of replacing personality with sexuality?

I asked a friend of mine this...oh and he's such a flamer he's about to spontaneous combust...LOL.

He told me a lot of it was an act. But I'm not sure about the rest, I can only speak as to what Walter told me...LOL

BoyAlley · 01-23-2006, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer

do most gay guys choose to talk with a high pitched voice and act flamboyant in public or are those just the ones who want to be obvious? and do most gay guys prefer hard body twinks or would Donny get some action outside the bear community?

Neither my partner or myself are "obviously" gay, but there certainly are "flamboyant" homosexuals out there.

They're simply more effeminant, and from all the ones I've known I can tell you it's really not an "act". It's just, well, how they are.

PERSONALLY they annoy the hell out of me to be around for any extended period of time.

TexasDreams · 01-23-2006, 10:19 PM

I may have missed the deadline, but oh well...

Hypothetical question. You're trapped on a desert island, who would you rather be shipwrecked with, Juicy or Ramos???

p.s. - I'm bookmarking this thread to add some of your smilies. Great answers by the way.

BoyAlley · 01-23-2006, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Why do fruits want to be treated like normal human beings but at the same time want everything to be different for them or dedicated to them (clubs, parades, etc)?

Well, let's see.....

If my partner and I were to go to a "straight" bar, and hold hands or god forbid kiss, I'm willing to bet a fight would break out....

Gay clubs are about providing a safe place for us to just be who we are, without needing to worry about what redneck might get his panties in a ruffle.

As for parades? It's about raising public awareness. Homosexuals are under attack in a significant way by the religious conservatives in this country, and visibility is important in that struggle.

Donny · 01-23-2006, 10:22 PM

Here's another one:

To me it would seem that committed gay couples would be more willing to share their partner with another person than straight couples, as so many straight couples are insanely jealous. Has this been your experience? Do you and your friends share or are you all jealous too?

BoyAlley · 01-23-2006, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

I may have missed the deadline, but oh well...

Hypothetical question. You're trapped on a desert island, who would you rather be shipwrecked with, Juicy or Ramos???

p.s. - I'm bookmarking this thread to add some of your smilies. Great answers by the way.

Yes, time is up, but I have a martini, so wtf I'm still going

Uhm, Juicy of course! http://www.JuicyDTwink.com
He sent my gay ass a box of fleshlights, so I at least owe him my loyalty!

As for the similies, they're courtesty http://www.GayMainStreet.com

BoyAlley · 01-23-2006, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Donny

Here's another one:

To me it would seem that committed gay couples would be more willing to share their partner with another person than straight couples, as so many straight couples are insanely jealous. Has this been your experience? Do you and your friends share or are you all jealous too?

Most if not all gay couples that I know that have been together for a while will bring in a 3rd or another couple for good times.

Those that play together stay together!

Donny · 01-23-2006, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Most if not all gay couples that I know that have been together for a while will bring in a 3rd or another couple for good times.

Those that play together stay together!

That's the way it should be!

BoyAlley · 01-23-2006, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

I've got www.fagforaday.com but don't have time to develop anything on it. You wanna partner up and develop it a bit?

I say we turn it into a bi-curious site or something

Well, I can tell you a site named "FagForADay.com" would NOT perform well in the gay market.

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BoyAlley · 01-23-2006, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

Or a guy falls asleep at a party and other guys pull their cocks out and put it next to his mouth.

Or a guy puts a dildo in his pants and other guys grab it and act like they are sucking it.

So on and so on.

Growing up I've seen all kinds of behavior like this.

DAMN where do you live? I wanna come visit............

Persignup Dustin · 01-23-2006, 10:32 PM

For all the (2 or 3) footwashing Christians in the room: Can you turn that shit on and off like a lightswitch?

Juicy D. Links · 01-23-2006, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

OMG Juicy I got in the "speed bump" insert for my fleshlight today, my bf and I took turns bouncing it off each other's poles.

WAY HAWT!

Juicy D. Links · 01-23-2006, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

I may have missed the deadline, but oh well...

Hypothetical question. You're trapped on a desert island, who would you rather be shipwrecked with, Juicy or Ramos???

p.s. - I'm bookmarking this thread to add some of your smilies. Great answers by the way.

TheJimmy · 01-23-2006, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

... without needing to worry about what redneck might get his panties in a ruffle. ... Homosexuals are under attack in a significant way by the religious conservatives in this country, and visibility is important in that struggle.

This thread is exceedingly happy...

but for real, interesting read...

Speaking of 'rednecks' and the religious zealots that are anti-gay...did you see Bush today speaking at that school in Kansas???

I about fell out of my chair when that one guy asked him a question that started off with something like

You being from Texas where there are a lot of ranches, and uhm, well we have a lot of ranchers here in Kansas too.........................tell us your thoughts on Brokeback Mountain

I have yet to see the movie but I hear it's actually half decent, but what I love about it more than anything is that it annoys the SHIT out of strange religious zealots like Bush

Juicy D. Links · 01-23-2006, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by WEG Cory

How many gays do you see in this picture?

IncaD · 01-23-2006, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Well, I can tell you a site named "FagForADay.com" would NOT perform well in the gay market.

** Begin Shameless Plug **

Check out my affiliate program at http://www.AlleyBucks.com

Sites made BY gay people FOR gay people unlike some of the "token" gay sites put out by the large straight programs.

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Tell us about JoshTucker.com. Does the model still work for you? How much content is on the site? How much do you have that isn't up yet? Do affiliates still make as much off this revshare site as the average revshare?

fallenmuffin · 01-23-2006, 10:39 PM

Lol.. what a great thread.

I havea gay friend who is in the army. He could kill me 100 different ways. He calls the over the top "queens" carebears as he can't stand them, lol.

Hmm. I don't have a question but good thread

BoyAlley · 01-23-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TheJimmy

You being from Texas where there are a lot of ranches, and uhm, well we have a lot of ranchers here in Kansas too.........................tell us your thoughts on Brokeback Mountain

Believe it or not, I actually haven't seen it yet.

My partner and I are waiting for the director's cut, "BareBack Mountain", to come out on DVD.

BoyAlley · 01-23-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Persignup Dustin

For all the (2 or 3) footwashing Christians in the room: Can you turn that shit on and off like a lightswitch?

Christians make me horny

BoyAlley · 01-23-2006, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Lol.. what a great thread.

I havea gay friend who is in the army. He could kill me 100 different ways. He calls the over the top "queens" carebears as he can't stand them, lol.

Hmm. I don't have a question but good thread

HOPEFULLY he'll be able to serve openly someday soon. I feel bad for the men and women who are serving and dying in defense of this country, who can't even be open about who they really are....

je_rome · 01-23-2006, 10:45 PM

do you see yourself a woman trapped in a man's body or just a man who happens to prefer other men?

TheJimmy · 01-23-2006, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Believe it or not, I actually haven't seen it yet.

My partner and I are waiting for the director's cut, "BareBack Mountain", to come out on DVD.

right on...

but the actual question I was asking, (I must have lost focus in my rambling).......was...

Did you see Bush today and his stuttering around when he got asked that question? If he had seen it and what his thoughts on it were. You could almost hear the collective "DOH" come from the audience.

BoyAlley · 01-23-2006, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by je_rome

do you see yourself a woman trapped in a man's body or just a man who happens to prefer other men?

I'm Gay, which by definition is a man who is sexually attracted to other men. I don't feel in any way like a "woman".

A man who feels as if he is trapped in a woman's body is called "Transgendered".

A man who acts and dresses like a woman is called a "Transvestite".

A man who then takes steps to physically become a woman through hormones or operations is called "Transexual".

BoyAlley · 01-23-2006, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TheJimmy

Did you see Bush today and his stuttering around when he got asked that question? If he had seen it and what his thoughts on it were. You could almost hear the collective "DOH" come from the audience.

Nope I missed it, but it definately sounds like something I'd like to see. Anyone got a clip?

NoWhErE · 01-23-2006, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Well, I can tell you a site named "FagForADay.com" would NOT perform well in the gay market.

** Begin Shameless Plug **

Check out my affiliate program at http://www.AlleyBucks.com

Sites made BY gay people FOR gay people unlike some of the "token" gay sites put out by the large straight programs.

** End Shameless Plug **

Burst my bubble why dontcha!?

lol

EdgeXXX · 01-23-2006, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I swear BoyAlley, everytime you post this damn thing I just die laughing

BoyAlley · 01-23-2006, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

I swear BoyAlley, everytime you post this damn thing I just die laughing

Oh I've got plenty where those came from.

I'm a fag after all, and I happen to run a forum as well for gay webmasters, so of COURSE I had to get a nice collection of smilies to decorate it with!

EdgeXXX · 01-23-2006, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Oh I've got plenty where those came from.

I'm a fag after all, and I happen to run a forum as well for gay webmasters, so of COURSE I had to get a nice collection of smilies to decorate it with!

I haven't stop laughing yet

BoyAlley · 01-23-2006, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Burst my bubble why dontcha!?

lol

Yeah, using "fag" in the url of a paysite aimed towards gay men probably isn't the best way to go.

woj · 01-23-2006, 11:51 PM

interesting thread

NoWhErE · 01-23-2006, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Yeah, using "fag" in the url of a paysite aimed towards gay men probably isn't the best way to go.

I guess its the samething as black people calling themselves hahahahahahas and thats cool, but if a white guy calls em a hahahahahaha, they get the shit beat out of 'em...

NoWhErE · 01-23-2006, 11:56 PM

sigh... hahahah = ni-gga

TexasDreams · 01-24-2006, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I'm Gay, which by definition is a man who is sexually attracted to other men. I don't feel in any way like a "woman".

A man who feels as if he is trapped in a woman's body is called "Transgendered".

A man who acts and dresses like a woman is called a "Transvestite".

A man who then takes steps to physically become a woman through hormones or operations is called "Transexual".

and...

A man who just acts like a woman is called a "Ramos".

BluMedia · 01-24-2006, 12:21 AM

This is a great thread.

sfera · 01-24-2006, 08:43 AM

i heard juicy wants to be converted

Gottis · 01-24-2006, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

I haven't stop laughing yet

OK stop laughing

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 09:07 AM

Wow it's still on the front page. This turned into the longest 15 minutes of my life, and I think 15 minutes is like, 5 hours in gay years to begin with......

justsexxx · 01-24-2006, 09:31 AM

Assuming you are from the USA, how do ppl act when they know you are gay? Like neighbours/aunts etc? Different then in Europe?

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx

Assuming you are from the USA, how do ppl act when they know you are gay? Like neighbours/aunts etc? Different then in Europe?

Yes, I'm from the USA.

My family has been exceptionally great about it all.

My grandmother calls my partner her grandson, and always hugs and kisses him when she sees him. My mom bought a queen size bed for the two of us to sleep in when we were going up to visit for Christmas (she insisted she didn't want us getting a hotel). My dad is cool with it too. I really couldn't ask for a more accepting family.

My partner, who was born in the south, wasn't so lucky with his family, and had to put up with some pretty nasty shit from some of his relatives....

All said and done since we've been together (for about 7.5 years now), we've really never had too many "bad experiences" with people. But then again, we're both pretty young (27), and times have changed a lot. I'm sure some of the older fags could give you a lot more horror stories than I could.

Although, our president DOES say we're a clear and present danger to the American Family, and is trying to get constitutional amendments passed against us. Us scary scary lil faggots gonna break up people's marriages and shit somehow.....

Will and Grace and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy did wonders for our image, hehe.

I've never been to Europe, but I've heard that virtually ALL men in countries like England and France are gay, or at least act like they are, so I imagine it'd be a non-issue over there.

Mr. Jim · 01-24-2006, 11:44 AM

I find the term "breeder" offensive and derogatory.... I am not being a dick I just hear it and it hits me the wrong way.

A bit like the "C" word to woman I suppose it is just a word and not so different from others of the same meaning but this just seems unfriendly in its delivery and connotation.

Almost as if it were delivered with contempt?

Educate me on the meaning and if it is in fact a slang term that is not all that respectful.

broke · 01-24-2006, 11:50 AM

Do you really want 'marriage' or the state sponsored benefits that come with it?

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

I find the term "breeder" offensive and derogatory.... I am not being a dick I just hear it and it hits me the wrong way.
[.....]
Almost as if it were delivered with contempt?
Educate me on the meaning and if it is in fact a slang term that is not all that respectful.

It's not meant to be a derogatory word, and is a term that I hear a lot of younger gay men using.

Calling someone that's not homosexual "straight" implies that we're, well, "bent" or "twisted"?

So, in gay circles the term "breeder", a reference to heterosexual sex, is becoming more and more common....

broke · 01-24-2006, 11:59 AM

I apologise... I really didn't mean 'you'.

As a 'neanderthal breeder', I obviously can't distinguish.

I know it's unfair to ask you want all gays want, just as it would be unfair for you to proclaim to know what all straight males want.

So what are your feelings on 'marriage'.

BoyAlley · 01-24-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by broke

Do you really want 'marriage' or the state sponsored benefits that come with it?

There are over 1,200 federal benefits that are awarded to "married" couples. The only real way to afford those same benefits to gay couples, short of congress amending 1,200 entries, is to simply add us to the existing definition of marriage.

We learned a long time ago in this country during the struggle that African Americans faced, that "separate" is never "equal".

Certainly, we're NOT asking that churches be forced to marry us. Simply the legal paperwork from the government. Each religion can decide whether or not they want to sanction gay marrage.

Personally, I wouldn't want to get married in a church. One of those faggot priests might try to butt rape me....

broke · 01-24-2006, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Certainly, we're NOT asking that churches be forced to marry us. Simply the legal paperwork from the government. Each religion can decide whether or not they want to sanction gay marrage.

Personally, I wouldn't want to get married in a church.

I certainly understand if you don't believe this... but I completely agree.

I don't don't think the feds should have any say in marriage. I think one of their biggest mistakes was to ever recognise marriage and involve it in the tax code and other federal matters.

Marriage (however) doesn't only come with federal benefits. It comes with responsibilities. It doesn't come both ways, which in my experience, seems to often become a problem in certain circles.

Mr. Jim · 01-24-2006, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

It's not meant to be a derogatory word, and is a term that I hear a lot of younger gay men using.

Calling someone that's not homosexual "straight" implies that we're, well, "bent" or "twisted"?

So, in gay circles the term "breeder", a reference to heterosexual sex, is becoming more and more common....

I see....

I really think you have done a service here with your thread. Although I think we are still some distance with society completely embracing the idea of open gay relationships...Massive strides have been made. I applaud you in making this funny and informative.

I suppose it is merely a preference but I resent the term "breeder" it is simply something I would not want to be called, referred to as, and frankly it still feels derogatory. I clearly understand it is not based on your comments.

Thank you for answering my question...I was sincere in asking, and I appreciate the sincerity in kind with your response.

European Lee · 01-24-2006, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

I find the term "breeder" offensive and derogatory.... I am not being a dick I just hear it and it hits me the wrong way.

A bit like the "C" word to woman I suppose it is just a word and not so different from others of the same meaning but this just seems unfriendly in its delivery and connotation.

Almost as if it were delivered with contempt?

Educate me on the meaning and if it is in fact a slang term that is not all that respectful.

Well im not quite sure what world BoyAlley lives in but, 'breeder' is certainly a derogatory term aimed at heterosexuals, its used much like 'fag' is when referring to gay men.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/breeder

Regards,

Lee

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