Im Bored. "Ask The Fag" anything for the next 15.
 

Greetings All:

Ok, as a gay man I'm always getting all sorts of interesting questions from the breeders.

I'm bored, so for the next 15 ask the fag anything you've ever wanted to know about gay homosexuals, but were to afraid to ask.....

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Were you born a fag or did you turn fag? :1orglaugh :helpme

How old were you when you realized you preferred guys?

Have you ever scratched/cut your dick on a peanut?

I was definately born gay. I wanted to molest my gym teacher in elementary school.....

He was teh thexy!

:thumbsup

No, but wise fag say: Beware of man with too much hair in his ass crack, it's like fucking a brillo pad. :Oh crap

When you walk into a men's room after somebody just dropped a bomb, do you say, "Mmmmmmmmmm" like when Homer sees a donut?

Does size matter? And do you think Mr Izzz is sexy?

what is it about a hairy asshole that guys like? Do gay guys like the smell of man farts?

VERY young. Looking back I guess I always really knew.

Why am i so hot?

Yes size matters. If it's not big enough to gag on it's not worth the effort.

MrIzzz is definately twink material, but I'm a sucking for the big Juicy
http://www.JuicyDTwink.com

OMG Juicy I got in the "speed bump" insert for my fleshlight today, my bf and I took turns bouncing it off each other's poles.

WAY HAWT!

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:1orglaugh

Gay guys don't like hairy assholes, that's what NAIR is for........ http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre...sc/gayhehe.gif

Which do you do most often: oral or anal?

gaygaygay

does poop just slide out into your underwear when you fart?

who do you think gives better head, chio or shoehorn?

and if you had to choose one.. which one would you sleep with?

Oral sex is the appetizer, anal sex is the main course.

And, well, I guess we all know what's for dessert! http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre...misc/sperm.gif

As if the nasty old fat fuckers that frequent this site don't leave runways big enough to land a 757 on in their undies?

Seriously Though: Anal sex doesn't make you loose like that. Double fisting on the other hand, is another matter entirely.

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So you have a lot of anal sex or do you sometimes just get each other off real quick orally sometimes?

Also... do you do 69 and do you like it?

More often than not anal. Quickie oral is always fun though, especially to bring down the morning wood. Let's not forget about mutual handjobs tho! :thumbsup

69 sucks.....

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Are you recruiting?

I'm needing a new team.

How many gays do you see in this picture?

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haha, thanks man for not getting pissed at me. lmao

I'm curious to know what you think of AaronM's fat guys are the best at sex thread? Do gay guys like big fat guys to crush them? lol

I didn't think 69 would be that good for man/man love. Or were you being funny? 69 "sucks" could go either way. LOL

All of them?
:winkwink:

69 isn't my favorite.

Personally, I think a good blowjob takes concentration, and you're not able to do that if you're getting your dick sucked. So, both guys end up giving/getting "sucky" blowjobs.

It's best to take turns :thumbsup

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Oh here's one...

As a man, my sex drive decreases to almost nothing after I cum. So I always make sure Belinda gets what she needs first.

How do gay guys handle that? One of you cums first, I'm sure. All of a sudden it's not so important that the other does...

I'll stop annoying you after this,

On a scale of 1 to 10 (very gay), rate the gayness of this pic

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i think you and donny need to get together in a hotel room and work out some details

Very true, all guys sex drive drops instantly after they cum. This is where the famous "reach around" comes into play.

They guy topping jacks the bottom's dick off when he gets about to shoot.

Unlike straight sex with a woman, it's VERY easy to have both partners achieve orgasm at the exact same time.

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Serious question.

What do you as a gay man think about all of homoerotic humor between straight guys?

We've all seen it growing up, and it even continues into adulthood all you have to do is log on GFY and you see it.

I'm just respecting the man by asking him questions I've always wondered, rather than poking fun at the gay guy out of insecurity like most others on this board. I'm pretty secure in who and what I am.

If I say ogay instead of okay does that make me gay? everyone says so, Im not convinced.

you skipped my questions... WTF!!!!

While there are some nelly little bitches in the gay community that get bent out of shape by it, most of the gay guys I know aren't bothered by it at all.

Us fags can be pretty damn funny, and certainly deserve to be the "butt" of a few good jokes.

At the end of the day, it really boils down to the context in which the joke was told. So long as they're told in jest, and not in spite, who gives a fuck?

We have too much shit to worry about, like the President, than to take some breeders making a funny too seriously.

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Are you a catcher or a pitcher ?? ;)

seriously, when you have sex, you usually: fuck the other guy? get fucked?? or usually both?

do most gay guys choose to talk with a high pitched voice and act flamboyant in public or are those just the ones who want to be obvious? and do most gay guys prefer hard body twinks or would Donny get some action outside the bear community?

Yeah I can understand that.

But what do you think about the undertones of this behavior.

My opinion it's kind of like in the animal kingdom you have some species where the males will hump each other not due to arousal but to show domination.

Or it could be due to insecurity.

I'm wondering if this is a carry over and I'm speaking strictly about straight men who are clearly not gay.

I'm not talking just about gay jokes..I'm talking about straight guys calling each other twinks, or football players in the locker room and one guy goes up and humps another while he's bent over, the examples could go on forever

Of COURSE I'm here recruiting. Don't you ever watch the news? Us gay homosexuals have secret agendas to convert all of America's youth to fagdom, and if we can pick up the occasional full grown breeder as well, why the hell not?

Hell even the President of the United States has declared we're a danger to the American Family, to the point he wants constitutional amendments passed. Be Scurred Be Very Very Scurred, Us Fags Are Cumming!!!!!!

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fair enough donny

eroswebmaster:
you mean, when straight guys use "gay" as if it meant "bad"??? ex: This movie is gay...(i.e. its not good)...or duude that's gay...etc...

"The gay guy of GFY" is a little lame. Talk to Boneprone for a new angle.

I'm versatile, w00t w00t! :thumbsup

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Are queens born with that fucking annoying lisp or does it grow in slowly during the process of replacing personality with sexuality?