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Tam · 04-12-2002, 03:02 PM

I bought what I was told 2 months ago was 2 MALE Dwarf Hampsters......... well these MALE hampsters have had 5 babies a few weeks ago......... today I go and look and the little bitch is having MORE babies..................

HOLY HELL........... what the fuck am I gonna do with 11 baby Hampsters? She hasn't even weined the first batch fully and the little bitch is having more......... MY GOD

Anyone want a Dwarf Hampster?

Pipecrew · 04-12-2002, 03:02 PM

that could be a new niche

"fucking hampster"

Tam · 04-12-2002, 03:05 PM

I should be able to sue over this right? That pet store lied their asses off to me........... MALE hampsters MY ASS!!! LMAO

But hey, if I can catch them in the act, who knows, I am sure some pervert would buy that content....... wonder what kind of a license I would have to have? Hmmm........ I haven't taught them how to write before...... Hampster Scribble........... LOL

dublin1 · 04-12-2002, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
that could be a new niche

"fucking hampster"

dont forget prego' hampsters

Rocky · 04-12-2002, 03:06 PM

sorry Tam

hampsters are just plain stupid

rats and gophers are uber intelligent

heck, i won't even hire a gopher unless it has a university degree

if a pet store won't take the little dimwits back, just put them in a winter jacket pocket and slip them into the cage when no one's looking

Fletch XXX · 04-12-2002, 03:07 PM

You can most likely give them back to the store... or find a friend with a snake and ....

SykkBoy · 04-12-2002, 03:08 PM

we're in the middle of a similar situation with guinnea pigs.......

maybe when I open the two new progies, I'll give away guinnea pigs with every signup ;)))

Fletch XXX · 04-12-2002, 03:09 PM

You sure you got hampsters and not gremlins hehehe...

Ive heard hampsters will eat each other if you have too many in there though... havent had hampsters in years hehehe... now for sure wont be getting any...

DarkJedi · 04-12-2002, 03:12 PM

LOL, remeber Armageddon Gerbil ? Hahahahah, anyone still got the .wav file ?

Pipecrew · 04-12-2002, 03:12 PM

I would honestly buy gremlins if some one was selling them.... I love them!

if you need a license for hamster sex, I suggest talking to the people who licensed the Hampster Dance song

twistyneck · 04-12-2002, 03:14 PM

When they get old enough just bring them to the pet shop and trade for a bag of food or something. Big shops (Petco etc) suck ass and probably won't do it but small shops love to do shit like that.

Never keep hamsters together anyway. Sooner or later one will kill the other.

Fletch XXX · 04-12-2002, 03:14 PM

hmmm I doubt people would sell Gremlins, but you could easily get your hands ona Mogwai, and then just add a little water and have quite a few gremlins heheh

Pipecrew · 04-12-2002, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck

Never keep hamsters together anyway. Sooner or later one will kill the other.

Maybee I do want some hampsters

Tam · 04-12-2002, 03:23 PM

Hell yeah they are going to kill each other, they are going to fuck their damn little brains out. LOL

I called PetSmart and he told me to pull the older babies outta there and I did............... got that done, turned around and looked and the parents are going at it again......... I have to NOW get his horny ass outta there.............. JESUS

And the way they are reproducing you'd think I did have Gremlins...... my GOD..... LMAO

Nysus · 04-12-2002, 03:25 PM

Hey Tam,

I feel for you.

I was once given what I was told were 2 male dwarf hamster.

At one point I had 42 of them. At that point they started to eat each other because they would finish off a head of lettuce in about 10 minutes. It was getting gross and somewhat cruel so I had to.. not let them keep producing.. *cough* I sent them to a very nice farm.....

Cheers,
Matt

FlyingIguana · 04-12-2002, 03:26 PM

can't you take them back and get 2 males?

erika · 04-12-2002, 03:45 PM

Sounds familiar here. My other half bought me this gorgeous White Bunny, the first thing I ask the clerk is it a buck or a doe, she flips the rabbit and does an eye on the butt and says its a buck, so I take the bunny home and set him up in his cage, next morning I hear this Oh Dear you better come down here and look at your rabbit, Im thinking oh no the cat got him, I get downstairs and to my total surprise there were 4 brand spanking new baby bunnies, well I the pet shop and they were as surprised as me and said they would buy all the babies back once she was weaned
Maybe if you called the local pet shops you can find buyers for the baby hamsters or you could even find someone who has reptiles.

NetRodent · 04-12-2002, 03:48 PM

Quote:

FUCKING hampster

You people got a problem with rodents?

Rochard · 04-12-2002, 03:51 PM

I'll ask Tanker. He's into small animals...

Turboface · 04-12-2002, 03:55 PM

I'll take it! - I just have to remember to wrap it in duct tape to keep it from exploding when I fuck it!

grumpy · 04-12-2002, 04:02 PM

Put a cam in that cage and let us enjoy the sexlife of hampsters
Could be a hit :-)

UnseenWorld · 04-12-2002, 04:21 PM

I don't know what a "hampster" is. Could you people possibly be talking about hamsters? Perhaps a hampster is a hamster from the Hamptons(?).

kmanrox · 04-12-2002, 04:38 PM

i'd love to fuck a hamster... worth a try, right?

wait... i may havem misread question...

Tam · 04-12-2002, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
i'd love to fuck a hamster... worth a try, right?

wait... i may havem misread question...

HA!!!!!!! I always said you were nasty, this proves it......... LMAO

I'd put a cam in there but as bitchy as she is, she'd probably EAT it....... she damn near ripped our hands off for taking the older babies out of there. LOL

Fletch XXX · 04-12-2002, 05:56 PM

Still say snake food.

I know its cruel, but thats what happens to many of them at the pet store anyway... ask yourself if you buy 2 and now you have 11 or for fuck sakes 42 hamspsters, how do the stores keep them from mating all day?

Well they obviouosly sell them pregnant, but many of them are used as snake food, along with all the white pinky mice.

This is why I got rid of my gorgeous snakes.... feeding them was getting really disgusting...

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 04-12-2002, 08:06 PM

Tam ... I'll make a deal with you for ALL of them ...

How many a month do you think you could supply me with??

Dwarf hamsters are the perfect size for fondue ... and tast little devels too !!!

Hawkeye · 04-12-2002, 08:32 PM

Where are you located?

I'll take them off your hands for free. My snake eats mice, but I'm sure he'd like a little hamster for a change of pace.

I'm in LA (Pasadena). Let me know.

Tam · 04-12-2002, 09:04 PM

HELL NO you guys are not feeding these guys to snakes......... how nasty...........

and I thought *I* was wicked, that is just plain mean. I despise snakes......... no way will I let that happen......... LMAO

DigitalPimpShit · 04-12-2002, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew

Maybee I do want some hampsters

LMAO..Pipe, you are a trip. Also about the mogwai, putting water on them only makes them reproduce, you have to feed them after midnight to get gremlins.

"I promised my dad I wouldn't use my hamster style again!"

tom4711 · 04-12-2002, 11:51 PM

wait 2 month more and you have a crew of 120+ buddies in your house ! after a little bit of training you can make some decent money with them - check it at http://www.hampsterdance2.com/hampsterdance2.html

SleazyDream · 04-12-2002, 11:53 PM

how do they taste BBQed with some hotsause?

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 04-13-2002, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
how do they taste BBQed with some hotsause?

That's what I am talking about !!!

Almost like Sweet and sour Chicken Balls at the Chinese restaurant !!

BV · 04-13-2002, 12:31 AM

true story:

when i was a boy i had 2 hamsters
the male was TK (short for tern knocker) and i forget the females name
anyways i built this killer 3 story cage for them.
and the male trapped the female in the top and would not let her come down to eat or drink and she ended up dying
i was so pissed i went to the vacant lot next door to my house and dug a big cave like hole in the ground and put a bowl of water and lots of food and turned his ass loose! i was pissed at him
anyways that was the last i saw of my hamster
until a whole year later me and my parents were sitting out on the porch one night and this little fucking hamster came walking right on in, it was TK! i couldn't believe it, he lived a whole year on his own!
i went to the kitchen and got a stack of saltine crackers, brought them out and TK filled his pouches up and walked on out back to where he came from. That was the last time i saw him.
true story, no shit

BV · 04-13-2002, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BV
true story:

when i was a boy i had 2 hamsters
the male was TK (short for terd knocker) and i forget the females name
anyways i built this killer 3 story cage for them.
and the male trapped the female in the top and would not let her come down to eat or drink and she ended up dying
i was so pissed i went to the vacant lot next door to my house and dug a big cave like hole in the ground and put a bowl of water and lots of food and turned his ass loose! i was pissed at him
anyways that was the last i saw of my hamster
until a whole year later me and my parents were sitting out on the porch one night and this little fucking hamster came walking right on in, it was TK! i couldn't believe it, he lived a whole year on his own!
i went to the kitchen and got a stack of saltine crackers, brought them out and TK filled his pouches up and walked on out back to where he came from. That was the last time i saw him.
true story, no shit

x-stripper · 04-13-2002, 01:12 AM

that's some funny shit LOL

Thricedead · 04-13-2002, 01:38 AM

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by SleazyDream
how do they taste BBQed with some hotsause?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
That's what I am talking about !!!

Almost like Sweet and sour Chicken Balls at the Chinese restaurant !!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Weren't hamsters used as a food source back in the days of imperial Rome?
Anyone know where to get ancient roman recipes ??

kmanrox · 04-13-2002, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
how do they taste BBQed with some hotsause?

sleazy, do u think this can be arranged in lieu of chesseburgers for FL ???

Kat - Fast · 04-13-2002, 02:48 AM

<a href="http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/microgerbil.html" target="_blank">If it works with gerbils it might work with hamsters....</a>

04-12-2002, 03:02 PM	#1
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Anyone want a FUCKING hampster? I bought what I was told 2 months ago was 2 MALE Dwarf Hampsters......... well these MALE hampsters have had 5 babies a few weeks ago......... today I go and look and the little bitch is having MORE babies.................. HOLY HELL........... what the fuck am I gonna do with 11 baby Hampsters? She hasn't even weined the first batch fully and the little bitch is having more......... MY GOD Anyone want a Dwarf Hampster?

04-12-2002, 03:06 PM	#5
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	sorry Tam hampsters are just plain stupid rats and gophers are uber intelligent heck, i won't even hire a gopher unless it has a university degree if a pet store won't take the little dimwits back, just put them in a winter jacket pocket and slip them into the cage when no one's looking __________________ Are you down with Sin?

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	You can most likely give them back to the store... or find a friend with a snake and .... __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	we're in the middle of a similar situation with guinnea pigs....... maybe when I open the two new progies, I'll give away guinnea pigs with every signup ;))) __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	You sure you got hampsters and not gremlins hehehe... Ive heard hampsters will eat each other if you have too many in there though... havent had hampsters in years hehehe... now for sure wont be getting any... __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	that could be a new niche "fucking hampster"

04-12-2002, 03:05 PM	#3
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	I should be able to sue over this right? That pet store lied their asses off to me........... MALE hampsters MY ASS!!! LMAO But hey, if I can catch them in the act, who knows, I am sure some pervert would buy that content....... wonder what kind of a license I would have to have? Hmmm........ I haven't taught them how to write before...... Hampster Scribble........... LOL

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	LOL, remeber Armageddon Gerbil ? Hahahahah, anyone still got the .wav file ?

04-12-2002, 03:14 PM	#11
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	When they get old enough just bring them to the pet shop and trade for a bag of food or something. Big shops (Petco etc) suck ass and probably won't do it but small shops love to do shit like that. Never keep hamsters together anyway. Sooner or later one will kill the other.

04-12-2002, 03:23 PM	#14
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Hell yeah they are going to kill each other, they are going to fuck their damn little brains out. LOL I called PetSmart and he told me to pull the older babies outta there and I did............... got that done, turned around and looked and the parents are going at it again......... I have to NOW get his horny ass outta there.............. JESUS And the way they are reproducing you'd think I did have Gremlins...... my GOD..... LMAO

04-12-2002, 03:25 PM	#15
Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	Hey Tam, I feel for you. I was once given what I was told were 2 male dwarf hamster. At one point I had 42 of them. At that point they started to eat each other because they would finish off a head of lettuce in about 10 minutes. It was getting gross and somewhat cruel so I had to.. not let them keep producing.. cough I sent them to a very nice farm..... Cheers, Matt

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FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	can't you take them back and get 2 males?

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erika Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: edmonton Posts: 246	Sounds familiar here. My other half bought me this gorgeous White Bunny, the first thing I ask the clerk is it a buck or a doe, she flips the rabbit and does an eye on the butt and says its a buck, so I take the bunny home and set him up in his cage, next morning I hear this Oh Dear you better come down here and look at your rabbit, Im thinking oh no the cat got him, I get downstairs and to my total surprise there were 4 brand spanking new baby bunnies, well I the pet shop and they were as surprised as me and said they would buy all the babies back once she was weaned Maybe if you called the local pet shops you can find buyers for the baby hamsters or you could even find someone who has reptiles. __________________ Fresh Meat Never been shot before http://www.edmontondreams.com/cha/randi.html Icq 30374672 if a mime really dies during one of his shows does anyone notice?

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UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	I don't know what a "hampster" is. Could you people possibly be talking about hamsters? Perhaps a hampster is a hamster from the Hamptons(?). __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Still say snake food. I know its cruel, but thats what happens to many of them at the pet store anyway... ask yourself if you buy 2 and now you have 11 or for fuck sakes 42 hamspsters, how do the stores keep them from mating all day? Well they obviouosly sell them pregnant, but many of them are used as snake food, along with all the white pinky mice. This is why I got rid of my gorgeous snakes.... feeding them was getting really disgusting... __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

04-12-2002, 08:06 PM	#26
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Tam ... I'll make a deal with you for ALL of them ... How many a month do you think you could supply me with?? Dwarf hamsters are the perfect size for fondue ... and tast little devels too !!! __________________

04-12-2002, 08:32 PM	#27
Hawkeye Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,291	Where are you located? I'll take them off your hands for free. My snake eats mice, but I'm sure he'd like a little hamster for a change of pace. I'm in LA (Pasadena). Let me know.

04-12-2002, 09:04 PM	#28
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	HELL NO you guys are not feeding these guys to snakes......... how nasty........... and I thought I was wicked, that is just plain mean. I despise snakes......... no way will I let that happen......... LMAO

04-12-2002, 11:51 PM	#30
tom4711 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: mountains Posts: 2	wait 2 month more and you have a crew of 120+ buddies in your house ! after a little bit of training you can make some decent money with them - check it at http://www.hampsterdance2.com/hampsterdance2.html

04-12-2002, 11:53 PM	#31
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BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	true story: when i was a boy i had 2 hamsters the male was TK (short for tern knocker) and i forget the females name anyways i built this killer 3 story cage for them. and the male trapped the female in the top and would not let her come down to eat or drink and she ended up dying i was so pissed i went to the vacant lot next door to my house and dug a big cave like hole in the ground and put a bowl of water and lots of food and turned his ass loose! i was pissed at him anyways that was the last i saw of my hamster until a whole year later me and my parents were sitting out on the porch one night and this little fucking hamster came walking right on in, it was TK! i couldn't believe it, he lived a whole year on his own! i went to the kitchen and got a stack of saltine crackers, brought them out and TK filled his pouches up and walked on out back to where he came from. That was the last time i saw him. true story, no shit

04-13-2002, 01:12 AM	#35
x-stripper Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: VS Media Posts: 108	that's some funny shit LOL

04-13-2002, 01:38 AM	#36
Thricedead Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: hereabouts Posts: 211	-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by SleazyDream how do they taste BBQed with some hotsause? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=- That's what I am talking about !!! Almost like Sweet and sour Chicken Balls at the Chinese restaurant !! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Weren't hamsters used as a food source back in the days of imperial Rome? Anyone know where to get ancient roman recipes ?? __________________ I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.

04-13-2002, 02:48 AM	#38
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	<a href="http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/microgerbil.html" target="_blank">If it works with gerbils it might work with hamsters....</a>