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Old 04-13-2002, 12:32 AM  
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true story:

when i was a boy i had 2 hamsters
the male was TK (short for terd knocker) and i forget the females name
anyways i built this killer 3 story cage for them.
and the male trapped the female in the top and would not let her come down to eat or drink and she ended up dying
i was so pissed i went to the vacant lot next door to my house and dug a big cave like hole in the ground and put a bowl of water and lots of food and turned his ass loose! i was pissed at him
anyways that was the last i saw of my hamster
until a whole year later me and my parents were sitting out on the porch one night and this little fucking hamster came walking right on in, it was TK! i couldn't believe it, he lived a whole year on his own!
i went to the kitchen and got a stack of saltine crackers, brought them out and TK filled his pouches up and walked on out back to where he came from. That was the last time i saw him.
true story, no shit
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