Anyone want a FUCKING hampster?
 

I bought what I was told 2 months ago was 2 MALE Dwarf Hampsters......... well these MALE hampsters have had 5 babies a few weeks ago......... today I go and look and the little bitch is having MORE babies..................

HOLY HELL........... what the fuck am I gonna do with 11 baby Hampsters? She hasn't even weined the first batch fully and the little bitch is having more......... MY GOD

Anyone want a Dwarf Hampster?

that could be a new niche

"fucking hampster"

I should be able to sue over this right? That pet store lied their asses off to me........... MALE hampsters MY ASS!!! LMAO

But hey, if I can catch them in the act, who knows, I am sure some pervert would buy that content....... wonder what kind of a license I would have to have? Hmmm........ I haven't taught them how to write before...... Hampster Scribble........... LOL

dont forget prego' hampsters:1orglaugh

sorry Tam

hampsters are just plain stupid

rats and gophers are uber intelligent

heck, i won't even hire a gopher unless it has a university degree

if a pet store won't take the little dimwits back, just put them in a winter jacket pocket and slip them into the cage when no one's looking

You can most likely give them back to the store... or find a friend with a snake and ....

we're in the middle of a similar situation with guinnea pigs.......

maybe when I open the two new progies, I'll give away guinnea pigs with every signup ;)))

You sure you got hampsters and not gremlins hehehe...

Ive heard hampsters will eat each other if you have too many in there though... havent had hampsters in years hehehe... now for sure wont be getting any...

LOL, remeber Armageddon Gerbil ? Hahahahah, anyone still got the .wav file ? :1orglaugh

I would honestly buy gremlins if some one was selling them.... I love them!


if you need a license for hamster sex, I suggest talking to the people who licensed the Hampster Dance song :)

When they get old enough just bring them to the pet shop and trade for a bag of food or something. Big shops (Petco etc) suck ass and probably won't do it but small shops love to do shit like that.

Never keep hamsters together anyway. Sooner or later one will kill the other.

hmmm I doubt people would sell Gremlins, but you could easily get your hands ona Mogwai, and then just add a little water and have quite a few gremlins heheh

:winkwink:

Maybee I do want some hampsters :)

Hell yeah they are going to kill each other, they are going to fuck their damn little brains out. LOL

I called PetSmart and he told me to pull the older babies outta there and I did............... got that done, turned around and looked and the parents are going at it again......... I have to NOW get his horny ass outta there.............. JESUS

And the way they are reproducing you'd think I did have Gremlins...... my GOD..... LMAO

Hey Tam,

I feel for you.

I was once given what I was told were 2 male dwarf hamster.

At one point I had 42 of them. At that point they started to eat each other because they would finish off a head of lettuce in about 10 minutes. It was getting gross and somewhat cruel so I had to.. not let them keep producing.. *cough* I sent them to a very nice farm.....

Cheers,
Matt

can't you take them back and get 2 males?

Sounds familiar here. My other half bought me this gorgeous White Bunny, the first thing I ask the clerk is it a buck or a doe, she flips the rabbit and does an eye on the butt and says its a buck, so I take the bunny home and set him up in his cage, next morning I hear this Oh Dear you better come down here and look at your rabbit, Im thinking oh no the cat got him, I get downstairs and to my total surprise there were 4 brand spanking new baby bunnies, well I the pet shop and they were as surprised as me and said they would buy all the babies back once she was weaned
Maybe if you called the local pet shops you can find buyers for the baby hamsters or you could even find someone who has reptiles.
:)

You people got a problem with rodents?

I'll ask Tanker. He's into small animals...

I'll take it! - I just have to remember to wrap it in duct tape to keep it from exploding when I fuck it!



:Graucho

Put a cam in that cage and let us enjoy the sexlife of hampsters
Could be a hit :-)

I don't know what a "hampster" is. Could you people possibly be talking about hamsters? Perhaps a hampster is a hamster from the Hamptons(?).

i'd love to fuck a hamster... worth a try, right?


wait... i may havem misread question...

HA!!!!!!! I always said you were nasty, this proves it......... LMAO

I'd put a cam in there but as bitchy as she is, she'd probably EAT it....... she damn near ripped our hands off for taking the older babies out of there. LOL

Still say snake food.

I know its cruel, but thats what happens to many of them at the pet store anyway... ask yourself if you buy 2 and now you have 11 or for fuck sakes 42 hamspsters, how do the stores keep them from mating all day?

Well they obviouosly sell them pregnant, but many of them are used as snake food, along with all the white pinky mice.

This is why I got rid of my gorgeous snakes.... feeding them was getting really disgusting...

Tam ... I'll make a deal with you for ALL of them ...

How many a month do you think you could supply me with??

Dwarf hamsters are the perfect size for fondue ... and tast little devels too !!!:Graucho

Where are you located?

I'll take them off your hands for free. My snake eats mice, but I'm sure he'd like a little hamster for a change of pace.

I'm in LA (Pasadena). Let me know.

HELL NO you guys are not feeding these guys to snakes......... how nasty...........

and I thought *I* was wicked, that is just plain mean. I despise snakes......... no way will I let that happen......... LMAO

LMAO..Pipe, you are a trip. Also about the mogwai, putting water on them only makes them reproduce, you have to feed them after midnight to get gremlins.

"I promised my dad I wouldn't use my hamster style again!"

wait 2 month more and you have a crew of 120+ buddies in your house ! after a little bit of training you can make some decent money with them - check it at http://www.hampsterdance2.com/hampsterdance2.html

how do they taste BBQed with some hotsause?

That's what I am talking about !!!

Almost like Sweet and sour Chicken Balls at the Chinese restaurant !!:thumbsup

true story:

when i was a boy i had 2 hamsters
the male was TK (short for tern knocker) and i forget the females name
anyways i built this killer 3 story cage for them.
and the male trapped the female in the top and would not let her come down to eat or drink and she ended up dying
i was so pissed i went to the vacant lot next door to my house and dug a big cave like hole in the ground and put a bowl of water and lots of food and turned his ass loose! i was pissed at him
anyways that was the last i saw of my hamster
until a whole year later me and my parents were sitting out on the porch one night and this little fucking hamster came walking right on in, it was TK! i couldn't believe it, he lived a whole year on his own!
i went to the kitchen and got a stack of saltine crackers, brought them out and TK filled his pouches up and walked on out back to where he came from. That was the last time i saw him.
true story, no shit

that's some funny shit LOL:thumbsup

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
how do they taste BBQed with some hotsause?
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Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
That's what I am talking about !!!

Almost like Sweet and sour Chicken Balls at the Chinese restaurant !!
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Weren't hamsters used as a food source back in the days of imperial Rome?
Anyone know where to get ancient roman recipes ??

sleazy, do u think this can be arranged in lieu of chesseburgers for FL ???

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