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01-23-2006, 05:52 AM
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Tube groupie.
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: LoScandalous, CA
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Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs (a poem by xxxjay)
A sexual faux pas with a fucked up whore Was a one way ticket to the drugs store The bitch at the counter was a friend of my brother And to my family was revealed my blunder Stick to tapes and porno mags Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs Stick to tapes and porno mags Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs Who did I see outside in front It was my hoe bitching of an itching in her hahahaha She started to yell - we got in a fight Thus was revealed where I'd been last night Stick to tapes and porno mags Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs Stick to tapes and porno mags Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs Everytime you fool around you roll the dice If it's not Clymidia or Aids - it's pubic lice Babby come back - you can blame it all on me... And she said no Now my balls still itch and I lost my hoe Now it's all over what did I get The itching unwelcome geninitialia pet Stick to tapes and porno mags Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs Stick to tapes and porno mags Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs Everytime you fool around you roll the dice If it's not Clymidia or Aids - it's pubic lice |
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01-23-2006, 05:57 AM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Location: shooting pool in Elysium
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A toast to royalty:
Here's to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it...the better it feels All the soap this side of hell Won't wash away that fishy smell Wine, women, song & vice Syphilis, blue balls...crabs and lice We've had'em all, by Jeezus Christ, Gentlemen: the Queen! |
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01-23-2006, 05:58 AM
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Workin With The Devil
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: West Bloomfield, MI
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nice one Jay
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