Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs

Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs (a poem by xxxjay)

A sexual faux pas with a fucked up whore
Was a one way ticket to the drugs store
The bitch at the counter was a friend of my brother
And to my family was revealed my blunder

Stick to tapes and porno mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs
Stick to tapes and porno mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs

Who did I see outside in front
It was my hoe bitching of an itching in her hahahaha
She started to yell - we got in a fight
Thus was revealed where I'd been last night

Stick to tapes and porno mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs
Stick to tapes and porno mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs

Everytime you fool around you roll the dice
If it's not Clymidia or Aids - it's pubic lice
Babby come back - you can blame it all on me...

And she said no
Now my balls still itch and I lost my hoe
Now it's all over what did I get
The itching unwelcome geninitialia pet

Stick to tapes and porno mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs
Stick to tapes and porno mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs

Everytime you fool around you roll the dice
If it's not Clymidia or Aids - it's pubic lice