Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs
 

Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs (a poem by xxxjay)

A sexual faux pas with a fucked up whore
Was a one way ticket to the drugs store
The bitch at the counter was a friend of my brother
And to my family was revealed my blunder

Stick to tapes and porno mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs
Stick to tapes and porno mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs

Who did I see outside in front
It was my hoe bitching of an itching in her hahahaha
She started to yell - we got in a fight
Thus was revealed where I'd been last night

Stick to tapes and porno mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs
Stick to tapes and porno mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs

Everytime you fool around you roll the dice
If it's not Clymidia or Aids - it's pubic lice
Babby come back - you can blame it all on me...

And she said no
Now my balls still itch and I lost my hoe
Now it's all over what did I get
The itching unwelcome geninitialia pet

Stick to tapes and porno mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs
Stick to tapes and porno mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs

Everytime you fool around you roll the dice
If it's not Clymidia or Aids - it's pubic lice

You're the XXX Dr. Seuss.

A toast to royalty:


Here's to the hole that never heals,
the more you rub it...the better it feels
All the soap this side of hell
Won't wash away that fishy smell

Wine, women, song & vice
Syphilis, blue balls...crabs and lice
We've had'em all, by Jeezus Christ,

Gentlemen: the Queen!

nice one Jay