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![]() The way they say the word "ABOUT" ,,, That just gets me!!!
Once they say that word, I know where they are from ![]() This is just another "deep thought" i am having... ![]() |
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I personally find is sickening.
I em oot end aboot. |
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I think its annoying how you guys say ROOF..... its ROOF not RUFF
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oh hold uP,, this is supposed to be a cute thread LOL it is going to hell quick roflmao
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Phew !!!
I thought there were gonna be more pics of my johnson here ![]() You had me worried for a minute Lanie That is why my ICQ list is over 700 .. Every time Tam or DH (he worries me) posts my pic, I get about 150 crazed women asking me for authorization ![]()
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Hmmmm.... I think its that they keep moose as pets cuz they don't realize that they aren't dogs... (hint: LARGE rack of antlers = NOT Dawg!)
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i love the way canadians speak. lol
i like most accents.. except for people from new jersey.. there's something about "joisey" and "poiple" that just gets to me.. |
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They Protect the home better then a dog. |
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In Scotland we say "aboot" as well but it goes with our accent though.
"The time is aboot 12 o clock ah think" See? Classy. |
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I like how their heads pop open like Terrance and Phillip
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*grin*
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I have the same problem hungryman has.
It's a curse really. NO knows the real DerekXAMO all they want to do is sleep with me. It was fun for the first few years but I've had enough. back to the grind DerekXAMO |
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me and Preston... we don't say ABOOT!
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Ah, the price of fame...
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Say the following three times and feel like you are in Scotland: "There's a moose loose aboot this hoose." btw...where I come from the the States we say roof..not ruff and I agree it always makes me grind my teeth.
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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And here I thought it was how they stuck that extra U in everything. Colour, behaviour, you know what I mean...
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LOL KimmyKim
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LOL
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Its more like in the States we took OUT the 'u'.
Now that I have lived in the UK for a long time i keep accidently putting U's in words that don't need them.
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When I was alive, I used to say "neighbourhood".
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![]() Evil Chris, you're funny.
Got some time on your hands today? ![]()
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no no no - you got it all wrong. We just stuck it in YOU!
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
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Wellllllllllllll........... I am sure I can make that list light up like a Christmas tree............ wanna see me try? mwahahahaha *evil wicked laughter fills the air* |
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![]() The only Canucks I've ever heard use the term "aboot" is the Newfies.
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HEY. We are talking about English - right?
So - what you Canadians and Americans argue about - Its not even your languahe ;) Just to make things funny again... Here is a notice send to US people after the last Bush/Gore elections (if you could call it that) Read it all. I found it fucken funny. Any by the way - scottish accent is indeed "daim fooonai" ![]() To the citizens of the United States of America ---------------------------------------------------------- In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Rt. Hon. Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium" . Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed" . 2. There is no such thing as "US English" . We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. 3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. 4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. 5. You should relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen, but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through. 6. You should stop playing American football. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005. 7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 98.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. Merde is French for "shit". 8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 8th will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called Indecisive Day. 9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. 10. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy. Thank you for your cooperation. |
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WTF are you talking about XXXManager?
Are you guys till pissed we kicked your ass.. P.S. Isn't it time for tea or something? |
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I seen a commercial about the beer 'canadian', and it's a rant about canada. anwyay, the guy says 'it's 'about', not 'a boot''
i have no idea how anybody pronounces the word about other than the way canadians do, but this commercial seems to imply that people outside of canada (maybe just the US) pronounce it 'a boot' as if they were saying 'a boot', you know... anyway, that can't possibly be right. bout is pronouced bout, not boot - boot make no sense at all. so, what's the deal? who's pronouncing it the right way? I'm pretty sure it's the canadians... |
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![]() Its kind of like "I can pick a Texan out of a crowd" because it is "unique" Matter of fact that is my accent, I dont like the long drawn out southern slang, but clean it is really cool. |
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canadians smell
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Ted,
Its just a matter of time for you, Moron I dont think Lens will appreciate your dumb ass redirecting on his board. Put that in your ass and smoke it Suga ![]() |
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If he catches me in the wrong mood I remind him that that means they couldn't even kick their own asses.
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having lived in the tourist capital of the world, mickey mouse land, i have one thing to say about canadians, YOU CAN'T DRIVE
your nice, courtious people, but for the love of God, 55mph is not 55kmph. if i had a nickel for every minivan from ontario i've been stuck behind, doing 40 in a 55, i couldve retired years ago ![]() |
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What the fuck are you guys talkin' aboot?
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lol...well atleast you know how to make an entrance
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IS that "Morans" or just "Morons" i am confused on that one.
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*takes out his pet beaver*
ATTACK!
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scottish people in french canada?
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We are everywhere... (taking pictures)
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