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wdsguy · 01-19-2006, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by messiah1

I was about to go meet a 13 year old who said she was 19 at the time and I just fucking found out today about her true age

. I hate Myspace you'll meet the fakest people in the world there.

LOL right thats better than u just trying to take advantage of this chick who u thought was a easy lay.

Abithefiend · 01-19-2006, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Laurel

Haha, there are some freaks out there.. Check this out..this is how I politely get rid of the wierdos that I meet from personal sites. I know it's sad, but the last guy i dated was gorgeous and a prim and proper, Brit.

vslaurel : mstgj01: Whats up cutie???
vslaurel : hi
mstgj01: Hey.....
vslaurel : how did u find me?
mstgj01: yahoo....
vslaurel : do u have a profile up?
mstgj01: SURE.. its MSTANG2001J...

(He was a dog, a total hick and i didn't feel like being too mean)

mstgj01:
vslaurel : i'm having computer problems
mstgj01: No fun!
vslaurel : i'll check it later, when my computer isn't actingup..i think i have a virus..gotta reboot
vslaurel : or get my boyfriend to fix my computer again..
vslaurel : ttyl
mstgj01: boyfriend? why are you on a personals site ???
vslaurel : he wants me to have a 3some
mstgj01: Seriously? Are you going to do it?
vslaurel : sure, if he finds the right guy that he likes. He's bi
vslaurel : i'm not
vslaurel : it's all up to him
mstgj01: wow...
mstgj01: that's crazy
vslaurel : that's la for you!
vslaurel : lol
vslaurel : vslaurel : lol
mstgj01: does he want to do stuf with the guy ??
mstgj01: while you all have sex?
vslaurel : he mainly wants me to watch him and the guy
vslaurel : i'm just the bait
vslaurel : lol
vslaurel : for him
mstgj01: Oh... My god
mstgj01: no thanks....
mstgj01: good luck
vslaurel : ty
mstgj01: you need it
mstgj01: lol!
mstgj01: your ok with having a gay boyfrien?
vslaurel : yup, that's how i fell in love w/ him.
mstgj01: casue he was gay?
vslaurel : yeah
vslaurel : well bi
mstgj01: Isnt that cheating to you when he's with a guy?
vslaurel : no, it's hot
mstgj01: Why, it's another person isnt it?
vslaurel : he'll never sleep w/ a man until we both approve
mstgj01: Hey, be safe!
mstgj01: cya

Lmao that's hillarious!

Laurel · 01-19-2006, 04:42 PM

Hey..who want's a HUSTLER T-shirt? I'll send out a T-shirt to anyone who happens to be the 78th reply. So..this is easy.. just tell me more weird myspace stories.. hehe

Gina · 01-19-2006, 04:50 PM

I had a guy on MySpace who was pretending to be a teenage girl try to get me to "help him with his term paper." He was trying to trick me into writing a foot fetish/trampling story involving insects under the guise that it was a term paper for college. It was really funny. I did not list my occupation on my profile at that time, and that poor unlucky guy happened to pick me to write to. Me, who used to write foot fetish stuff for a living. Who is going to be the last person he was going to be able to trick. I played along for a little while, but then it got boring.

01-19-2006, 04:42 PM	#53
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01-19-2006, 04:50 PM	#54
Gina Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: In the heart of Porn Valley Posts: 106	I had a guy on MySpace who was pretending to be a teenage girl try to get me to "help him with his term paper." He was trying to trick me into writing a foot fetish/trampling story involving insects under the guise that it was a term paper for college. It was really funny. I did not list my occupation on my profile at that time, and that poor unlucky guy happened to pick me to write to. Me, who used to write foot fetish stuff for a living. Who is going to be the last person he was going to be able to trick. I played along for a little while, but then it got boring.