Who's had the weirdest MySpace experience?
 

Anyone had a weird MySpace experience?

Tell me if you think I?m being played or I?m just too cynical.

I?ve got a girl that hit me up a long time ago. She seemed like a nice intelligent civilian girl from Canada. She said that she graduated from Harvard receiving her Master?s degree in Nursing. We?ve talked briefly small chit chat, but never really connected. A few months later I saw that she was turning 30, so I wished her a Happy Birthday.

Well, right after that all of a sudden I?m getting the strangest emails from her.

Look at that!! You've made it to the top of my list!!! I figure if your in the top eight I'll see your name when I log on and we'll keep in touch more... and see... its working! Hope you have a wonderful day and we are going to have to chat somtime. I need a good "girl talk". Things in my life are not going very well right now. Ok, they are going REALLY REALLY REALLY bad right now. Quick sum up... I'm pregnant... VERY pregnant like due in 3 weeks and I came to stay with my folks and they are kicking me out in two weeks... nice eh??

So yes... we have to talk!!

Christy

xoxo

So, here I thought great?now this girl is going to ask me for money?.but she didn?t. Instead she then asked for the following, after I asked her about where the father is..

Thanks Laurel, it'll be nice to talk with you. I agree, not a very good way to start off the new year. The father knows and simply doesn't care. He is off and running with some internet "relationship". I'd love to get one of my friends like you to seduce him in some way and send the info right into her lap. I "know" who she is in terms of messaging her anyways. If you don't have my number anymore it is
250-xxx-xxx

Be ready for some ole' fashion girl talk, lol... there will probally be some tears too some bring the kleenex box too.

Christy
xoxo

Then 20 minutes later, I receive another email from her..

Your on!! I tried to IM you but it didn't work. I REALLY need to talk to you. I have to get off the computer now too.... go figure. Call me if you can. I'm totally falling apart.

Christy

Then 6 hours later, I receive one more email from her..
I NEED some Laurel talk!!! Sigh. Life stinks really bad and nobody really seems to care... well nobody in "real" life anyways. Call me when you can darlin'.

Christy
xo


So what do you guys think? Is she legit or some whack job?


I don?t mind calling the girl and trying to be a friend, but I have a feeling that this girl is bad news, but maybe like I said before I?m being too cynical.

Anyone else had a weird myspace experience? I would love to hear it because I find these type of stories to be quite entertaining.

Laurel

wow.. i'm not a myspace kinda guy, i have friendster but hardly check on it. i really don't know what to say re: this message. you should asked her to send you her pregnant pic, have u seen it? my thought..
oh. and you can do no wrong for being careful.

Girl she's a fuckin HOT MESS!! Stop talking to her!

My ex is lurking it and messaging the girls on my list... so theyre the ones having the weird experience.

Girl, what did I tell you about those sites?????

That is the thing you don't really know, crap shoot and seems like you are already hooked......but I still love ya....lol

xo

LOL, it's addicting, what can I say. :1orglaugh

if it smells like crazy, it's probably crazy

well like one time i was like using myspace and this gross pervert like 22 he was like totally sent me a message and said like u wanna fuk and i'm like no ewwww gross u pedo i'm only 17 u know like sick freakz like u should be banned from myspace like u know

Okay that girl is insane!! I would not fall for it... it seems she is a little desperate.. you yourself said you hadn't really connected so why does she feels comfortable telling you all this and on top of that begging for a phone call.

Nothing wierd has happened to me, except this girl that wants to have bisexual relations with me..

This chick is a total wackjob. It sounds like shes already seeing u as a best friend.


My advice: tell her to seek support from her parents, relatives , etc but thats not your role. ditch this bitch before she finds out where u live lol.

Nice, as long as u take pics :winkwink:

I remember when you told me this story in Vegas and it was quite freaky. I can't say I've had anything like that at all, in fact, myspace has been rather dull for me, I got no exciting stories at all.

WG

Whoops, forgot to logout of my other account, sorry about that :)
WG

Canadian girls are nuts. stay away from her.

LIES LIES all LIES!!

Wired Guy, I had a feeling it was you.. you will try anything! :winkwink:

You're not Canadian....lol

you just play one in the movies.

:1orglaugh

Hahaha, yeah I remember telling you about it. Now you can see her emails..what a crazy loon. Hey hit me up on icq when you've got a sec. :)

k, i'm about to head out for lunch/drinks so I'll hit you up when I get back.
WG

Well shit, Laurel, if you don't want crazy pregnant girls trying to get you to set up and seduce their baby daddys you shouldn't have listed "Internet Seductress" as your occupation. But seriously, when it comes to pregnancy hormones, I know of which I speak. This goes way beyond that. Her e-mails make it seem like you are sending her these super-long, bff kind of messages, but you aren't. It's almost like she is not responding to your actual messages but rather messages she is imagining you are sending her. She seems completely nutty. I have had an Internet chick get freakishly attached to me and show up on my doorstep and go nuts before. Just walk away...

Trust me on this one. You know I'm a freak magnet. Just walk away...

Don't call her Laurel. She sounds crazy and she is telling all of this stuff to you and doesn't even know you. LOL spend your time calling me instead Muahaha :thumbsup

Hahah thats so fucked up!

I have a VERY WEIRD MY SPACE story which is odd, because I barely EVER go on that site. My dog's page has more friends than I do http://www.myspace.com/pornopug/

xoxo

I think you should keep talking to that crazy bitch!!! Sounds like fun! Just don't give her any pertinent information about yourself!

Just for shits and giggles! Is that bad??

Cause your dog is a STUD!!!! :thumbsup

Hahaha, no not at all. :1orglaugh

However, the people that I wanted to meet are supposed to be young virgin boys, not psycho pregnant girls. lol

Laurel I am the pregnant harvard graduate from Canada, sorry just fucking with you ;)

DH

im never on it but the 1 time i was, i had a dude email me and tell me what he wanted to fuck me. that was enough for me lol

I never even had a chance :(

you should invite her over and you both can have a scissor fight

myspace is for emo's.

so is that a no? :p :p

I got a message from some guy offering me ten grand to sleep with him. I told him fine, if I could piss in his mouth. *grin* As I expected, he didn't write me again.

Jesus, no lie, I get like ten-twenty of those a DAY. And I'm an acquired taste, being a big girl, yanno...I can only imagine how the more standard taste thin girls get bogged down with propositions.

Am I the only one that thinks Laurel should give the girls number to a fetish photographer? She's preggo, right? She's broke, right? Two problems and a sweet solution!

Maybe Laurel will even get a finders fee!

Freakshow, with a capital "F". Ever see that movie with Bridgett Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh? Sounds like one of those.

Tell her you've joined the Peace Corps and won't be back for a year.

I'm still a virgin. I thought you knew that?

She's probably not even pregnant. Or she wants Laurel to help her kill a real preggo chick she's met on MySpace, and cut the baby out so she can pass it off on some internet guy who she's fooled into believing that she's having his baby. Even though they've only had cyber sex.

I was about to go meet a 13 year old who said she was 19 at the time and I just fucking found out today about her true age :Oh crap :Oh crap . I hate Myspace you'll meet the fakest people in the world there.

OMG, you owe me a drink in Phoenix to replace the one I just spewed all over myself. *grin*

No, scratch that, I'll buy YOU one and try to make you spew it all over yourself instead. :winkwink: :1orglaugh

I met Tina Ballina on MYspace....now we are gettingmarried and raising a family full of porno pushers

You've been watching too much Maury. :thumbsup

On a serious note, this confirms my theory that chicks are nuts.

Don't lie - you were bust by perverted-justice.com.

Laurel
Laurel


ppppplease answer My IMs....


... I need some Laurel talk ...


pppplease....


Big B
CECash.com


PS... Laurel.. Post her phone number here on GFY... we will take care of her.. .honest :1orglaugh

Hahaha, I should ask her. Okay, I'll write her back to see what she says, too funny. :1orglaugh

Hmmm..and you're young too..but not 19! :winkwink:

14 living at home and might be male....

I was yahoo'd by some guy who was convinced we were soul mates. He talked me into registering for myspace and posting a pic of my long hair only, in order to view his profile. I got to his page, where he's posted pics of himself, his wife, his kids, and inlaws, and his blog, where he was writing about how his wife doesn't turn him on.

Meanwhile I was getting bombarded by guys who want to become my "friend" - and still am getting these invitations, many months later. Probably looking for free phone sex and escort.

It turned out the way he realized that we were soul mates is he found my vanilla yahoo ID, a string of cryptic letters, and realized that I was THE ONE. I put him on permanent ignore, but he still sends my myspace profile religious propaganda and urban legends urging me to send spam for a worthy cause.

Ew.

Haha, there are some freaks out there.. Check this out..this is how I politely get rid of the wierdos that I meet from personal sites. I know it's sad, but the last guy i dated was gorgeous and a prim and proper, Brit. :)


vslaurel : mstgj01: Whats up cutie???
vslaurel : hi
mstgj01: Hey.....
vslaurel : how did u find me?
mstgj01: yahoo....
vslaurel : do u have a profile up?
mstgj01: SURE.. its MSTANG2001J...

(He was a dog, a total hick and i didn't feel like being too mean)

mstgj01:
vslaurel : i'm having computer problems
mstgj01: No fun!
vslaurel : i'll check it later, when my computer isn't actingup..i think i have a virus..gotta reboot
vslaurel : or get my boyfriend to fix my computer again..
vslaurel : ttyl
mstgj01: boyfriend? why are you on a personals site ???
vslaurel : he wants me to have a 3some
mstgj01: Seriously? Are you going to do it?
vslaurel : sure, if he finds the right guy that he likes. He's bi
vslaurel : i'm not
vslaurel : it's all up to him
mstgj01: wow...
mstgj01: that's crazy
vslaurel : that's la for you!
vslaurel : lol
vslaurel : vslaurel : lol
mstgj01: does he want to do stuf with the guy ??
mstgj01: while you all have sex?
vslaurel : he mainly wants me to watch him and the guy
vslaurel : i'm just the bait
vslaurel : lol
vslaurel : for him
mstgj01: Oh... My god
mstgj01: no thanks....
mstgj01: good luck
vslaurel : ty
mstgj01: you need it
mstgj01: lol!
mstgj01: your ok with having a gay boyfrien?
vslaurel : yup, that's how i fell in love w/ him.
mstgj01: casue he was gay?
vslaurel : yeah
vslaurel : well bi
mstgj01: Isnt that cheating to you when he's with a guy?
vslaurel : no, it's hot
mstgj01: Why, it's another person isnt it?
vslaurel : he'll never sleep w/ a man until we both approve
mstgj01: Hey, be safe!
mstgj01: cya

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ha ha! Oh Laurel, that's mean yet brilliant. I will have to try that sometime. I usually tell them that I'm sorry they find me so attractive and that I look like I'd be so much fun to fuck, because tragically I was born sans genitalia. That always gets rid of them. Fucking MySpace...