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Ever wake up with a black eye and have no clue where it came from?
I woke up this morning with a black eye. Not sure where it came from. There is no pain behind the skin. It's nothing huge and swollen, just kind of purple & yellow below my eye.
No, there was no alcohol or drug usage last night, so I am know I am not going crazy. Any know what the fuck this is all about or has it ever happened to anyone else? |
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at least once a week yeah
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maybe you should ask your doctor...
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You did probably do it to yourself while you were asleep. But I would go to the doc if it doen't get better. Wouldn't be too funny if its infected by some shit.. :/
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woke up one time with a red ring around my cock, anda brown ring around my cock... scared the hell outta me, so i went to the doc...
he ran some tests n called me a week later & told me he had good news n bad news... he said the good news was that the red ring was nothing more than lipstick (apparently i got really drunk & got a blowjob i dont remember)... he then said the bad news was that the brown ring was from chewing tobacco..........
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Time to schedule your first AA meeting.
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I woke up to a few babes that I didn't know where they came from...
Sore testicles... But no black eyes |
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I think your dog doesn't like you
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Do you sleep alone? If not have you been a good bf? That migh explain a lot.
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Nope, never woke up whit an black eye..
Black girl on the other hand.. now thats a difrent story :p |
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maybe it has something to do with your blood. but I am wondering why always in the eye
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never my eyes but some of my body, probly from my martial arts classes
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Some nigga broke into your house and punched you in the eye.
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have done a few nights when i have been out drinking and cant remember shit in the moring damn i hate that feeling
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no but i've woken up missing some bikini briefs and i knew i had em on when i went out.
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Know the truth about selective Amnesia..
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I can honestly say, I never had a black eye before.
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