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Old 01-16-2006, 06:20 AM   #1
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The Ultimate in Male Stupidity!!

Ok,

Today my husband decided to make some popcorn. <<No problem>>
But he can't find a big pot. <<No hot air popper>>

So he decides to use a pot. <<Old fashioned way>>
But he can't find a big enough pot. <<Now he's got a problem>>

Spots the old Pressure Cooker. <<Can you see where this is going>>
Decideds to use it. <<This is getting bad>>

But the man actually decides to use it as a pressure cooker. <<Man can we say "Stupid.">>

Well...

My home was filled with smoke.
I have to repair my wall from shrappnell fragments.
My ceiling has popcorn kernals embedded in it.

Suffice to say...
I'm not impressed.
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:35 AM   #2
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Hahahahahahaha, owned.
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:36 AM   #3
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is it a pic of you in your sig ?
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:37 AM   #4
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I dunno if it was the "ultimate stupidity" - but surely would've made a great photo op.
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:41 AM   #5
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Its a good thing he didn't die because he would have definitely been nominated for a Darwin award.
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:50 AM   #6
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is it a pic of you in your sig ?
Yes it is.
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:52 AM   #7
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I was definitely thinking Darwin there. I have seen a pressure cooker lift a rather sizable woman and throw her into a wall.
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Old 01-16-2006, 07:24 AM   #8
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lol..my husband used to love telling of the story of his then six year old daughter half blowing up the kitchen in the night when she decided her dollie fit really well into the pressure cooker.
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Old 01-16-2006, 07:31 AM   #9
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Lol yeah those things are dangerous! I'm glad my mother showed me how to use it properly!
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