The Ultimate in Male Stupidity!!

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  • leggs
    Confirmed User
    • May 2005
    • 761
    #1

    The Ultimate in Male Stupidity!!

    Ok,

    Today my husband decided to make some popcorn. <<No problem>>
    But he can't find a big pot. <<No hot air popper>>

    So he decides to use a pot. <<Old fashioned way>>
    But he can't find a big enough pot. <<Now he's got a problem>>

    Spots the old Pressure Cooker. <<Can you see where this is going>>
    Decideds to use it. <<This is getting bad>>

    But the man actually decides to use it as a pressure cooker. <<Man can we say "Stupid.">>

    Well...

    My home was filled with smoke.
    I have to repair my wall from shrappnell fragments.
    My ceiling has popcorn kernals embedded in it.

    Suffice to say...
    I'm not impressed.
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    • uvort
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 3580
      #2
      Hahahahahahaha, owned.
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        • gangbangjoe
          Ronin
          • May 2004
          • 17693
          #3
          is it a pic of you in your sig ?

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            • SilentKnight
              Megan Fox's fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 24812
              #4
              I dunno if it was the "ultimate stupidity" - but surely would've made a great photo op.

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                • Rufchild
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 101
                  #5
                  Its a good thing he didn't die because he would have definitely been nominated for a Darwin award.

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                    • leggs
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2005
                      • 761
                      #6
                      Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                      is it a pic of you in your sig ?
                      Yes it is.
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                      http://TheUKhardcore.com
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                        • jade_dragon
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2004
                          • 1737
                          #7
                          I was definitely thinking Darwin there. I have seen a pressure cooker lift a rather sizable woman and throw her into a wall.
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                            • Sarah_Jayne
                              Now with more Jayne
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 40077
                              #8
                              lol..my husband used to love telling of the story of his then six year old daughter half blowing up the kitchen in the night when she decided her dollie fit really well into the pressure cooker.

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                                • Abithefiend
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 756
                                  #9
                                  Lol yeah those things are dangerous! I'm glad my mother showed me how to use it properly!

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