To all NON-americans..(& the fucking traitors that live here) - GoFuckYourself.com

stangster · 04-10-2002, 08:42 AM

Stop drinking your own urine and comparing it our beer.

And why the fuck would you add water to your piss and say that our beer tastes like watered down piss?

fuckin morons

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stop drinking urine

ldinternet · 04-10-2002, 08:50 AM

beer is for the queers.

real men drink bleach.

julia · 04-10-2002, 08:55 AM

HUH????

s9ann0 · 04-10-2002, 08:56 AM

american beer tastes like piss

Jakke PNG · 04-10-2002, 08:56 AM

Your beer?
You mean Budweiser and other piss?

gaby · 04-10-2002, 08:56 AM

if you say so.... *sipping on my Corona*

-=HOAX=- · 04-10-2002, 09:02 AM

Our standard domestic beers may taste like piss IE budweiser, coors, Natty Ice, etc...but its the strength of our local breweries and microbreweries that rank us among the top world wide...the dutch probably don't drink much heinekens do they...

When I was in the Hard Rock amsterdam I noticed most dutch drinking bud actually....

Pipecrew · 04-10-2002, 09:03 AM

Apparently Corona is full of dirty mexicans urine

stangster · 04-10-2002, 09:03 AM

and if you have to add lime in order to tolerate the taste..

well..

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Jakke PNG · 04-10-2002, 09:04 AM

In finland there's no point selling foreign beers (except in irish pubs or so), mainly because Finnish beer is superior to others.

Rip · 04-10-2002, 09:05 AM

From Vancouver's guide for visiting American Beer drinkers;

"In some US states, including California, beer with a 5% alcohol content cannot be called beer. It has to be called stout, lager, ale or something else. So if you're used to drinking American beer, you may be in for a surprise with the stronger Canadian beer. Also note that some American beer brewed in Canada may have a higher alcohol content than its American counterpart. "

SR · 04-10-2002, 09:08 AM

Heineken is the real beer
You guys only have heineken export.
Not bad but you should try the real heineken

gaby · 04-10-2002, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Apparently Corona is full of dirty mexicans urine

wouldn't it be fun if that were true and they were to sell it in the US?

Rich J. · 04-10-2002, 09:15 AM

This stuff is 8%... Brewed in California... and a few of these would knock any of you on your asses.

Eye of the Hawk

Rod · 04-10-2002, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich J.
This stuff is 8%... Brewed in California... and a few of these would knock any of you on your asses.

Eye of the Hawk

This beer tates like alcohol...not beer. When I want something stronger than beer, I choose wine, or if I want to get something even strong, I drink vodka.

Beer is good when its at about 5% of alcohol.

my

Rich J. · 04-10-2002, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rod

This beer tates like alcohol...not beer. When I want something stronger than beer, I choose wine, or if I want to get something even strong, I drink vodka.

Beer is good when its at about 5% of alcohol.

my

I agree... I was just letting all the non-U.S. GFYers know that you can get beer of any caliber in the states. In any case, I live in Canada now and half the beer up here (Molson, etc.) is just as bad if not worse than Bud and Coors. Actually it seems like most of the Canadians drink U.S. beer anyway.

Seaz · 04-10-2002, 09:35 AM

it is totaly untrue that canadians drink more american beer especialy in quebec where we have the best beer in the world =)
Molson is one of are major brands but is drank more by americans then canadians if you ask a canadian what he drinks he will shot out some microbrewrie
like
Sleeman
Alexander Keiths
...
...
We have a enourmus amount of these in canada in montreal alone we have welll over a 100 micro's working from small places like brutopia to more knowen places like sleeman

THe fact is canadians and quebecers drink allot and are beer is usualy a good 3% stronger then american beer we truly love are beer and take it very seriously like are hockey

LoveAsianChicks · 04-10-2002, 09:36 AM

Heineken

If I'm drinking beer, Heineken is my first choice.
Molson Canadian & Kokanee are good also!

American beer sucks!!!
Imagine the following and you get an idea what American beer tastes like:

- Fill a pint Glass 80% full with Molson Canadian.

- Add 10-15% tap water

- Take a piss and shake off the extra drips into the beer.

=1 Bud

Backov · 04-10-2002, 10:04 AM

I will start out by saying that I am a beer snob.

Now, with that done, I used to live in Windsor, which is right next door to Detroit. Canadian and US major label beer is much the same.. There is some taste differences, but it is much the same.. Labatt Blue or Bud, they're both piss.

However, going over into Detroit for dinner was great, as I would get to have some VERY nice Michigan micro brewed stuff. I've had beer and Cider no one has heard of, and it was great.

So, not all US beer is piss. Major label stuff is, but a lot of your microbreweries kick ass.

Cheers,
Backov

bunky · 04-10-2002, 10:07 AM

fuck beer real men drink hard liquor or southern style sweet tea

bunky

theWatsonian · 04-10-2002, 10:20 AM

A lot of people seem to have at least one experience consuming urine. How else would they know what it tastes like?

Corona · 04-10-2002, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Apparently Corona is full of dirty mexicans urine

Pipecrew!

When have I ever said anything bad about you? What have I done to deserve this?

Jeeze.

Yesterday I find out I am named for a part of the penis and today I am full of dirty mexican urine.

It's been a rough week.

04-10-2002, 08:42 AM	#1
stangster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,126	To all NON-americans..(& the fucking traitors that live here) Stop drinking your own urine and comparing it our beer. And why the fuck would you add water to your piss and say that our beer tastes like watered down piss? fuckin morons -------- stop drinking urine

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ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	beer is for the queers. real men drink bleach. Last edited by ldinternet; 04-10-2002 at 08:51 AM..

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Your beer? You mean Budweiser and other piss? __________________ ..and I'm off.

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Our standard domestic beers may taste like piss IE budweiser, coors, Natty Ice, etc...but its the strength of our local breweries and microbreweries that rank us among the top world wide...the dutch probably don't drink much heinekens do they... When I was in the Hard Rock amsterdam I noticed most dutch drinking bud actually.... __________________ Insert Value Here.

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	In finland there's no point selling foreign beers (except in irish pubs or so), mainly because Finnish beer is superior to others. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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julia Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: canada Posts: 158	HUH????

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Apparently Corona is full of dirty mexicans urine

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Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	From Vancouver's guide for visiting American Beer drinkers; "In some US states, including California, beer with a 5% alcohol content cannot be called beer. It has to be called stout, lager, ale or something else. So if you're used to drinking American beer, you may be in for a surprise with the stronger Canadian beer. Also note that some American beer brewed in Canada may have a higher alcohol content than its American counterpart. " __________________ ...

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SR Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,239	Heineken is the real beer You guys only have heineken export. Not bad but you should try the real heineken

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Seaz Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 773	it is totaly untrue that canadians drink more american beer especialy in quebec where we have the best beer in the world =) Molson is one of are major brands but is drank more by americans then canadians if you ask a canadian what he drinks he will shot out some microbrewrie like Sleeman Alexander Keiths ... ... We have a enourmus amount of these in canada in montreal alone we have welll over a 100 micro's working from small places like brutopia to more knowen places like sleeman THe fact is canadians and quebecers drink allot and are beer is usualy a good 3% stronger then american beer we truly love are beer and take it very seriously like are hockey

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LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	Heineken If I'm drinking beer, Heineken is my first choice. Molson Canadian & Kokanee are good also! American beer sucks!!! Imagine the following and you get an idea what American beer tastes like: - Fill a pint Glass 80% full with Molson Canadian. - Add 10-15% tap water - Take a piss and shake off the extra drips into the beer. =1 Bud Last edited by LoveAsianChicks; 04-10-2002 at 09:38 AM..

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Backov Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Cat Detector Van Posts: 1,600	I will start out by saying that I am a beer snob. Now, with that done, I used to live in Windsor, which is right next door to Detroit. Canadian and US major label beer is much the same.. There is some taste differences, but it is much the same.. Labatt Blue or Bud, they're both piss. However, going over into Detroit for dinner was great, as I would get to have some VERY nice Michigan micro brewed stuff. I've had beer and Cider no one has heard of, and it was great. So, not all US beer is piss. Major label stuff is, but a lot of your microbreweries kick ass. Cheers, Backov __________________ <embed src="http://banners.spotbrokers.com/button.swf" FlashVars="clickURL=http://banners.spotbrokers.com" quality=high pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="120" height="60"></embed>

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