Advice for 30 something men dating 18 year olds. - GoFuckYourself.com

WarChild · 01-14-2006, 11:53 AM

I've noticed a trend and not just here at GFY but it my everyday life, too. It seems like all the 30something men dating or married to 18 year oldish girls always end up with their hearts broken after only a few years. Then it's melt down time and frankly it's annoying. I think I've come up with a temporary solution to help you all. First we must dig in to the root of this problem and try to understand it before I can give you any meaningful advice.

18 year old girls, much like 18 year old guys, know aboslutely nothing at all. Don't believe me? Talk to one. Oh, they'll tell you they have it all down, but for all intensive purposes they're still newborn children. All of their opinions and tastes are formed from a combination of their peer group and their family and they're just starting to think for themselves. Just a little.

The problem really comes in to play when they turn 19, 20ish. Because now they're actually starting to get their first clue about life. It's shortly after this they will question why a 30ish man is dating an 18 year old girl in the first place. Further, and more to the point, they will eventualy ask themselves why their boyfriend has no girl friends in or around his own age group.

Here's the solution guys: Check the age of consent for your state. In some cases it's as low as 15. A 15 year old really is no less intelligent than an 18 year old, and you'll get a good 4 or 5 years out of them before they clue in and leave you. After 4 or 5 years you should be able to reasonably convince yourself that you were tired of her anyway. Meltdown avoided.

Good luck and happy predatory behavior!

brand0n · 01-14-2006, 12:07 PM

look out bus stop, here i cum!

WarChild · 01-14-2006, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by brand0n

look out bus stop, here i cum!

Another idea would be to troll a highschool parking lot with gummy worms!

Stallion · 01-14-2006, 12:16 PM

Goto the mall or hangout in the highschool parking lots.

Saeun · 01-14-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

A 15 year old really is no less intelligent than an 18 year old, and you'll get a good 4 or 5 years out of them before they clue in and leave you. After 4 or 5 years you should be able to reasonably convince yourself that you were tired of her anyway. Meltdown avoided.

Hahahaaah, awesome. That was unexpected.

rip raster · 01-14-2006, 12:19 PM

Most of the woman that I know are a little crazy regardless of their age

ilsoph · 01-14-2006, 12:25 PM

are you stoned again?

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 01-14-2006, 12:38 PM

I think if a thirty something dude is with a teen, it is pretty much for the sex only. Nothing more. No way a meltdown could happen when you are only after a cum sack.

01-14-2006, 12:58 PM

lol funny post

mikeyddddd · 01-14-2006, 01:06 PM

I knock em up and send em back home to momma.

Huggles · 01-14-2006, 01:15 PM

Highest evolved brain functions of an an 18 year old:

"Paint nails v1.0"
"Breathe v1.1"
"Giggle v1.1"

Manowar · 01-14-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Highest evolved brain functions of an an 18 year old:

"Paint nails v1.0"
"Breathe v1.1"
"Giggle v1.1"

Pleasurepays · 01-14-2006, 01:19 PM

its fine to fuck anything thats legal in my opinion... but for a mature person to want to have a relationship (more than sex) with someone that still has justin timberlake and NSYNC posters on thier bedroom walls, would definately suggest that he has a few issues to deal with.

Kevin - The PNN · 01-14-2006, 01:46 PM

?18 year old girls, much like 18 year old guys, know absolutely nothing? Not me big guy. FUCK ? I KEW IT ALL WHEN I WAS 18 ? are you KIDDING ME. You could not tell me SHIT ? I had ALL THE ANSWERS.

I have now come to realize how much stupider I am now than when I was 18. As time passes ? I get a little dumber every year. I know how depressing this sounds. But, on the bright side, I am twice as smart now than when I plan to retire.

Kevin
ICQ: 306431492

Spunky · 01-14-2006, 01:51 PM

I've always been attracted to younger women,somewhere in the mid twenties is perfect for me

sickkittens · 01-14-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

its fine to fuck anything thats legal in my opinion... but for a mature person to want to have a relationship (more than sex) with someone that still has justin timberlake and NSYNC posters on thier bedroom walls, would definately suggest that he has a few issues to deal with.

What he said. The former could lead to shit you don't want to deal with though.

Pipecrew · 01-14-2006, 01:57 PM

when a guy hits 30, alot more options open up, chicks that are 18 to 24 love guys that age. Might as well live it up at 30 as well.

Papi Chulo · 01-14-2006, 02:01 PM

18 year olds are eye candy and trophy girlfriends.

When you want to have real sex, a woman in her early thirties and beyond is where it's at.

Woman lose their inhibitions at about 30, and also no longer care about the "slut factor", in other words..... everybody knows they fuck by now, regardless of their status (married, single, fat, ugly) and all they really care about is a good fuck once in a while!

But then again, thats just my opinion

Papi!

Pornwolf · 01-14-2006, 02:02 PM

Definitely. A woman is not settle ready until their late 20's. Why would you want a woman that hasn't experienced enough to know what she wants anyway?

DWB · 01-14-2006, 02:08 PM

I bang young girls for the eye candy. Well... that and they are great for filling full of cum. Nothing more, nothing less.

If I want a conversation, I will go have drinks and shoot the shit with one of my buddies.

There is nothing that a 30 year old man has in common with a 18 year old girl other than his cock fits into her hole(s). Even then, it's bad sex. What do they know at 18? If you want GOOD sex you have to go get yourself some chick in her mid 30's that will fuck you within an inch of your life.

WarChild · 01-14-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

There is nothing that a 30 year old man has in common with a 18 year old girl other than his cock fits into her hole(s). Even then, it's bad sex. What do they know at 18? If you want GOOD sex you have to go get yourself some chick in her mid 30's that will fuck you within an inch of your life.

Nicely said.

beemk · 01-14-2006, 02:11 PM

i agree, i would never date a girl thats 18. younger girls get in my nerves in general. i'm only 24 too.

RayBonga · 01-14-2006, 02:13 PM

Yeah, 18 year old biches are awfull.

Just send all of them to me and they won't bother you anymore.

Kinky John · 01-14-2006, 02:15 PM

i love an 18 year old hardbody as much as the next man

but anything that is good in life has payback IMO

best to shoot porn then you can fuck 'em and wait for the next one ;)

Babagirls · 01-14-2006, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Stallion

Goto the mall or hangout in the highschool parking lots.

sounds like your speaking from experience?!

Pipecrew · 01-14-2006, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I bang young girls for the eye candy. Well... that and they are great for filling full of cum. Nothing more, nothing less.

If I want a conversation, I will go have drinks and shoot the shit with one of my buddies.

There is nothing that a 30 year old man has in common with a 18 year old girl other than his cock fits into her hole(s). Even then, it's bad sex. What do they know at 18? If you want GOOD sex you have to go get yourself some chick in her mid 30's that will fuck you within an inch of your life.

You are probably thinking of 18/19 year old girls when you were that age. Go try that shit now.I am telling ya, these girls sit around all day and read maxim and cosmo sex tips and have nothing else to do. These girls are better then your older ladies.

BradM · 01-14-2006, 03:07 PM

18 year olds know jack fucking shit.
Problem is you gotta get them this young now adays because by the time they are 20 they've fucked 2 dozen guys. at 18 maybe only 2 or 3.

sonofsam · 01-14-2006, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

If you want GOOD sex you have to go get yourself some chick in her mid 30's that will fuck you within an inch of your life.

that made me laugh out loud "fuck you within an inch of your life"

tony286 · 01-14-2006, 09:45 PM

my wife was 18 when I met here and I was 34, to me to have a relationship with a younger girl you are dual roles in a sense boyfriend/ fatherfigure . Besides being very hot and amazing in the sack. What made me want to spend the rest of my life with her was she was and still is the funniest person I know. If your in for the longterm laughs will last longer than sex.

Paul Markham · 01-14-2006, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

18 year olds know jack fucking shit.
Problem is you gotta get them this young now adays because by the time they are 20 they've fucked 2 dozen guys. at 18 maybe only 2 or 3.

Who cares how many guys a girl has had sex with. unless you're scared you don't measure up!!

I would agree with most of what's said here and before I met Eva, she was just 20 and I was 47, would of said it's 100% true. 8 years later we are still happily married, more in love toady then then, have a beautiful daughter and Eva is more or less running the business.

Always the exception.

And I never cared about who came before me.

DaddyHalbucks · 01-14-2006, 11:38 PM

Love can conquer anything, but there are always challenges.

phogirl69 · 01-14-2006, 11:50 PM

I'm almost 28 and still don't know jack shit. I'm as dumb as a rock (jessica simpson style) and only been with two guys in my miserable, banal, mundane life.

Goldmaniacs · 01-14-2006, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by phogirl69

I'm almost 28 and still don't know jack shit. I'm as dumb as a rock (jessica simpson style) and only been with two guys in my miserable, banal, mundane life.

Hit me up. No tution fee.

phogirl69 · 01-14-2006, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Goldmaniacs

Hit me up. No tution fee.

No thank you.

Persignup Dustin · 01-15-2006, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by phogirl69

I'm almost 28 and still don't know jack shit. I'm as dumb as a rock (jessica simpson style) and only been with two guys in my miserable, banal, mundane life.

this was a solicitation waiting to happen...

Drake · 01-15-2006, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

when a guy hits 30, alot more options open up, chicks that are 18 to 24 love guys that age. Might as well live it up at 30 as well.

True. A guy 25-30 years old has the best of all worlds. Take advantage of it. Kinda disappointing for a 30 year old to even allow their heart to be broken by a teenage girl. Don't you remember what chicks are like in highschool? lol

woj · 01-15-2006, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Goldmaniacs

Hit me up. No tution fee.

phogirl69 · 01-15-2006, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TheManifesto

this was a solicitation waiting to happen...

It wasn't a solicitation, it was meant as a deterrant for men to stay away from me. I'm in a bad mood. I just want to be left alone.

Who would want to be with an hold hag that's almost 28? That's over the hill.

Well in case my deterrant didn't work; I'm really evil and vicious and always in a bad mood. All men pls leave me alone. Thanks.

Major (Tom) · 01-15-2006, 02:35 AM

there is something attractive and enigmatic in women of all ages.

Duke

beemk · 01-15-2006, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by phogirl69

It wasn't a solicitation, it was meant as a deterrant for men to stay away from me. I'm in a bad mood. I just want to be left alone.

Who would want to be with an hold hag that's almost 28? That's over the hill.

Well in case my deterrant didn't work; I'm really evil and vicious and always in a bad mood. All men pls leave me alone. Thanks.

lol did you forget to take your meds?

phogirl69 · 01-15-2006, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk

lol did you forget to take your meds?

Yes, I'm in a bad mood today and I need a punching bag.

phogirl69 · 01-15-2006, 02:54 AM

Also beemk, that was the one of the funniest things someone ever wrote to me on gfy... Did i forget my meds

beemk · 01-15-2006, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by phogirl69

Also beemk, that was the one of the funniest things someone ever wrote to me on gfy... Did i forget my meds

thanks...

Furious_Female · 01-15-2006, 03:15 AM

Girls I knew in their early 20s used to laugh at older dudes that trolled for younger chicks. It was pretty much the general consensus that they couldn't get women their age and had to dangle flashy objects in front of the young ones that didn't know any better.

SirMoby · 01-15-2006, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

Girls I knew in their early 20s used to laugh at older dudes that trolled for younger chicks. It was pretty much the general consensus that they couldn't get women their age and had to dangle flashy objects in front of the young ones that didn't know any better.

Chick so of one type always laugh at guys that troll for chicks of another type. Younger, older, richer, poorer, smarter ... it doesn't matter. It's thier built in defense mechanism for not getting the attention themselves.

SirMoby · 01-15-2006, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by phogirl69

It wasn't a solicitation, it was meant as a deterrant for men to stay away from me. I'm in a bad mood. I just want to be left alone.

Who would want to be with an hold hag that's almost 28? That's over the hill.

Well in case my deterrant didn't work; I'm really evil and vicious and always in a bad mood. All men pls leave me alone. Thanks.

Can I have your number?

Furious_Female · 01-15-2006, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby

Chick so of one type always laugh at guys that troll for chicks of another type. Younger, older, richer, poorer, smarter ... it doesn't matter. It's thier built in defense mechanism for not getting the attention themselves.

Women worth having aren't jealous of losers and the airheads and gold diggers that they pick up

DutchTeenCash · 01-15-2006, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

Girls I knew in their early 20s used to laugh at older dudes that trolled for younger chicks. It was pretty much the general consensus that they couldn't get women their age and had to dangle flashy objects in front of the young ones that didn't know any better.

women my age are too busy makin careers dealing with a million thing they want before theyre 40 to find out when they actually reach 40 they have everything APART from a guy whos ok to live with.

If your gf is younger then you are (im talkin 10-15 yrs not 50) your relationship grows into something a lot better then the above imho, plus she looks good

Furious_Female · 01-15-2006, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

women my age are too busy makin careers dealing with a million thing they want before theyre 40 to find out when they actually reach 40 they have everything APART from a guy whos ok to live with.

If your gf is younger then you are (im talkin 10-15 yrs not 50) your relationship grows into something a lot better then the above imho, plus she looks good

Age is meaningless if you don't have enough in common to sustain a relationship or even worse, a marriage that ends in divorce and you find yourself starting over at an older age.

I guess it all depends on if you are looking for a life partner or if you don't mind trading them in every few years. Desires change drastically with maturity.

DutchTeenCash · 01-15-2006, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

Age is meaningless if you don't have enough in common to sustain a relationship or even worse, a marriage that ends in divorce and you find yourself starting over at an older age.

I guess it all depends on if you are looking for a life partner or if you don't mind trading them in every few years. Desires change drastically with maturity.

thats very true, most ppl who have 18yo gf arent lookin for a life partner

01-14-2006, 11:53 AM	#1
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Advice for 30 something men dating 18 year olds. I've noticed a trend and not just here at GFY but it my everyday life, too. It seems like all the 30something men dating or married to 18 year oldish girls always end up with their hearts broken after only a few years. Then it's melt down time and frankly it's annoying. I think I've come up with a temporary solution to help you all. First we must dig in to the root of this problem and try to understand it before I can give you any meaningful advice. 18 year old girls, much like 18 year old guys, know aboslutely nothing at all. Don't believe me? Talk to one. Oh, they'll tell you they have it all down, but for all intensive purposes they're still newborn children. All of their opinions and tastes are formed from a combination of their peer group and their family and they're just starting to think for themselves. Just a little. The problem really comes in to play when they turn 19, 20ish. Because now they're actually starting to get their first clue about life. It's shortly after this they will question why a 30ish man is dating an 18 year old girl in the first place. Further, and more to the point, they will eventualy ask themselves why their boyfriend has no girl friends in or around his own age group. Here's the solution guys: Check the age of consent for your state. In some cases it's as low as 15. A 15 year old really is no less intelligent than an 18 year old, and you'll get a good 4 or 5 years out of them before they clue in and leave you. After 4 or 5 years you should be able to reasonably convince yourself that you were tired of her anyway. Meltdown avoided. Good luck and happy predatory behavior! __________________ .

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Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 11,273	Highest evolved brain functions of an an 18 year old: "Paint nails v1.0" "Breathe v1.1" "Giggle v1.1" __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

01-14-2006, 12:19 PM	#6
rip raster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Everville Posts: 2,851	Most of the woman that I know are a little crazy regardless of their age

01-14-2006, 12:25 PM	#7
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01-14-2006, 12:38 PM	#8
Hey You . . . I Know You! Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,908	I think if a thirty something dude is with a teen, it is pretty much for the sex only. Nothing more. No way a meltdown could happen when you are only after a cum sack.

01-14-2006, 12:58 PM	#9
Gasper Guest Posts: n/a	lol funny post

01-14-2006, 01:19 PM	#13
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	its fine to fuck anything thats legal in my opinion... but for a mature person to want to have a relationship (more than sex) with someone that still has justin timberlake and NSYNC posters on thier bedroom walls, would definately suggest that he has a few issues to deal with.

01-14-2006, 01:46 PM	#14
Kevin - The PNN Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ICQ: 306431492 Posts: 1,364	?18 year old girls, much like 18 year old guys, know absolutely nothing? Not me big guy. FUCK ? I KEW IT ALL WHEN I WAS 18 ? are you KIDDING ME. You could not tell me SHIT ? I had ALL THE ANSWERS. I have now come to realize how much stupider I am now than when I was 18. As time passes ? I get a little dumber every year. I know how depressing this sounds. But, on the bright side, I am twice as smart now than when I plan to retire. Kevin ICQ: 306431492

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01-14-2006, 01:57 PM	#17
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	when a guy hits 30, alot more options open up, chicks that are 18 to 24 love guys that age. Might as well live it up at 30 as well.

01-14-2006, 02:01 PM	#18
Papi Chulo Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 167	18 year olds are eye candy and trophy girlfriends. When you want to have real sex, a woman in her early thirties and beyond is where it's at. Woman lose their inhibitions at about 30, and also no longer care about the "slut factor", in other words..... everybody knows they fuck by now, regardless of their status (married, single, fat, ugly) and all they really care about is a good fuck once in a while! But then again, thats just my opinion Papi! __________________ I Love Bubble Butt Latinas!!!!

01-14-2006, 02:02 PM	#19
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Definitely. A woman is not settle ready until their late 20's. Why would you want a woman that hasn't experienced enough to know what she wants anyway? __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I bang young girls for the eye candy. Well... that and they are great for filling full of cum. Nothing more, nothing less. If I want a conversation, I will go have drinks and shoot the shit with one of my buddies. There is nothing that a 30 year old man has in common with a 18 year old girl other than his cock fits into her hole(s). Even then, it's bad sex. What do they know at 18? If you want GOOD sex you have to go get yourself some chick in her mid 30's that will fuck you within an inch of your life.

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RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	Yeah, 18 year old biches are awfull. Just send all of them to me and they won't bother you anymore.

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	18 year olds know jack fucking shit. Problem is you gotta get them this young now adays because by the time they are 20 they've fucked 2 dozen guys. at 18 maybe only 2 or 3.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	my wife was 18 when I met here and I was 34, to me to have a relationship with a younger girl you are dual roles in a sense boyfriend/ fatherfigure . Besides being very hot and amazing in the sack. What made me want to spend the rest of my life with her was she was and still is the funniest person I know. If your in for the longterm laughs will last longer than sex.

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phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	I'm almost 28 and still don't know jack shit. I'm as dumb as a rock (jessica simpson style) and only been with two guys in my miserable, banal, mundane life.

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phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	Also beemk, that was the one of the funniest things someone ever wrote to me on gfy... Did i forget my meds

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Furious_Female Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Upstate, New York Posts: 8,187	Girls I knew in their early 20s used to laugh at older dudes that trolled for younger chicks. It was pretty much the general consensus that they couldn't get women their age and had to dangle flashy objects in front of the young ones that didn't know any better. __________________ Skype: j3nn.com ICQ 160370494 My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue