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Old 01-15-2006, 01:17 PM   #1
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Ramos, can you tell me again how..

how to make babies?
i forgot
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Old 01-15-2006, 01:18 PM   #2
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Old 01-15-2006, 02:41 PM   #3
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Old 01-15-2006, 02:42 PM   #4
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Old 01-15-2006, 02:44 PM   #5
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Old 01-15-2006, 03:10 PM   #6
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1. Make sure she isn't a tranny
2. Tell her you love her
3. Stick it in and wiggle it around
4. Keep repeating the above until you get the desired results
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Old 01-15-2006, 03:30 PM   #7
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1. Make sure she isn't a tranny
2. Tell her you love her
3. Stick it in and wiggle it around
4. Keep repeating the above until you get the desired results
Disclaimer: Results may vary depending on the fertility of you and your chosen mate. Always read the label and do not exceed recommended daily dose.
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Old 01-15-2006, 04:00 PM   #8
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Disclaimer: Results may vary depending on the fertility of you and your chosen mate. Always read the label and do not exceed recommended daily dose.
Are you a lawyer? Or watching too many infomercials?

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Old 01-15-2006, 04:06 PM   #9
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Old 01-15-2006, 04:11 PM   #10
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Old 01-15-2006, 04:31 PM   #11
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1. First you find the lady of your dreams.
2. Then you pay her. Check the local rates to be sure that you are paying what is ordinary and customary for the part of the world that you meet the wife of your kids.
3. After she lays down have sex without a condom.
4. 9 months later you have the baby.
5. Then you give the lady 1/2 of what you own.

Good luck I know you can do it.

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Old 01-15-2006, 05:03 PM   #12
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wow thanks for all these tips, but ramos's tips were better
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Old 01-15-2006, 05:21 PM   #13
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be sure the woman is fertile on the day that you're gonna have sex and then be sure that you bust all your nutjuice inside her, up to the last drop
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Old 01-15-2006, 05:23 PM   #14
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Old 01-15-2006, 05:37 PM   #15
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1. First you find the lady of your dreams.
2. Then you pay her. Check the local rates to be sure that you are paying what is ordinary and customary for the part of the world that you meet the wife of your kids.
3. After she lays down have sex without a condom.
4. 9 months later you have the baby.
5. Then you give the lady 1/2 of what you own.

Good luck I know you can do it.

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Old 01-15-2006, 06:13 PM   #16
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Old 01-15-2006, 06:19 PM   #17
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Are you a lawyer? Or watching too many infomercials?
Neither, I work part-time at a fertility clinic.
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Old 01-15-2006, 06:34 PM   #18
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1. First you find the lady of your dreams.
2. Then you pay her. Check the local rates to be sure that you are paying what is ordinary and customary for the part of the world that you meet the wife of your kids.
3. After she lays down have sex without a condom.
4. 9 months later you have the baby.
5. Then you give the lady 1/2 of what you own.

Good luck I know you can do it.

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Old 01-16-2006, 05:10 AM   #19
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good advice romance
did you forgot too?
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