Ramos, can you tell me again how..
 

how to make babies?
i forgot :Oh crap

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step 1 : get straight .. :winkwink:

Start by training with the fleshlight.

Flikkers can not become pregnant, you must pass the job on to a real woman .

1. Make sure she isn't a tranny
2. Tell her you love her
3. Stick it in and wiggle it around
4. Keep repeating the above until you get the desired results

Disclaimer: Results may vary depending on the fertility of you and your chosen mate. Always read the label and do not exceed recommended daily dose.

Are you a lawyer? Or watching too many infomercials?

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might get better answers asking a hetero man

1. First you find the lady of your dreams.
2. Then you pay her. Check the local rates to be sure that you are paying what is ordinary and customary for the part of the world that you meet the wife of your kids.
3. After she lays down have sex without a condom.
4. 9 months later you have the baby.
5. Then you give the lady 1/2 of what you own.

Good luck I know you can do it.

Mr Romance

wow thanks for all these tips, but ramos's tips were better

be sure the woman is fertile on the day that you're gonna have sex and then be sure that you bust all your nutjuice inside her, up to the last drop

Sex is overrated anyways

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Very Imporant: Learn not to faint next time

Neither, I work part-time at a fertility clinic. :1orglaugh

good advice romance

did you forgot too? :Oh crap